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  1. This morning 5.30am riding along our local estuary footpath at Skippool I was passing the moorings
    of some crappy looking yachts and motorboats when I saw a jellyfish on the track. I rode over it and
    squashed it. Within 3 seconds - FFFllat

    A fisherman must have come in on the high tide about an hour before and when sorting out his catch
    he must have dumped the alien thing. I checked the squashed bits, no teeth, no fishing hook, nothing
    stuck in the tyre. I walked back a few meters, no sign of any sharp bits.

    This was a hot weather pre breakfast Sunday ride, tee shirt, bib shorts and no tool kit. Fortunately
    its only a one mile walk home. The tyre's not damaged or marked but theres one single hole in the
    tube. So what caused it? In case it was the Paving Slab Fairy (an eccentric English woman who doesnt
    like to see grown men in bibshorts), its back to baggies for me. Mike

  2. Quoted message said:

    In case it was the Paving Slab Fairy (an eccentric English woman who doesnt like to see grown men
    in bibshorts), its back to baggies for me. Mike

    Me, eccentric????

    Today the UK, tomorrow the world!!!

    Cheers, the paving slab fairy ;-)

    ~~~~~~~~~~
    This is sent from a redundant email Mail sent to it is dumped My correct one can be gleaned from
    h$**$*$el$**e$n$**$d$**$o$*$t**$$s$**$im$mo$ns*@a$**o$l.c$$*o$*m*$ by getting rid of the
    overdependence on money and fame
    ~~~~~~~~~~

  3. "Taywood" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    This morning 5.30am riding along our local estuary footpath at Skippool I was passing the moorings
    of some crappy looking yachts and motorboats when I saw a jellyfish on the track. I rode over it
    and squashed it. Within 3 seconds - FFFllat

    A fisherman must have come in on the high tide about an hour before and when sorting out his catch
    he must have dumped the alien thing. I checked the squashed bits, no teeth, no fishing hook,
    nothing stuck in the tyre. I walked back a few meters, no sign of any sharp bits.

    This was a hot weather pre breakfast Sunday ride, tee shirt, bib shorts and no tool kit.
    Fortunately its only a one mile walk home. The tyre's not damaged or marked but theres one single
    hole in the tube. So what caused it? In case it was the Paving Slab Fairy (an eccentric English
    woman who doesnt like to see grown men in bibshorts), its back to baggies for me. Mike

    I accidently stepped on a jelly fish once at a beach on a European vacation, my right leg was
    paralyzed for a few hours until I took into the emergency ward to have some injections put into it.
    It felt like I was dragging a dead stump around...

    - CA-G

    Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!

  4. Quoted message said:

    I accidently stepped on a jelly fish once at a beach on a European vacation, my right leg was
    paralyzed for a few hours until I took into the emergency ward to have some injections put into
    it. It felt like I was dragging a dead stump around...

    If a blob of jelly can cause such venemous pain to the skinhardened leg of a mountainbiker is it
    possible for the blob in one last dying effort to make a one point stab thru the thick tread of a
    knobbly tyre into the soft rubber tube inside it? I wonder. Mike

  5. Quoted message said:

    This was a hot weather pre breakfast Sunday ride, tee shirt, bib shorts and no tool kit.
    Fortunately its only a one mile walk home. The tyre's not damaged or marked but theres one single
    hole in the tube. So what caused it?

    Instant karma strikes again.

    -John Morgan

  6. Taywood said:


    This morning 5.30am riding along our local estuary footpath at Skippool I was passing the moorings
    of some crappy looking yachts and motorboats when I saw a jellyfish on the track. I rode over it
    and squashed it. Within 3 seconds - FFFllat

    A fisherman must have come in on the high tide about an hour before and when sorting out his catch
    he must have dumped the alien thing. I checked the squashed bits, no teeth, no fishing hook,
    nothing stuck in the tyre. I walked back a few meters, no sign of any sharp bits.

    This was a hot weather pre breakfast Sunday ride, tee shirt, bib shorts and no tool kit.
    Fortunately its only a one mile walk home. The tyre's not damaged or marked but theres one single
    hole in the tube. So what caused it? In case it was the Paving Slab Fairy (an eccentric English
    woman who doesnt like to see grown men in bibshorts), its back to baggies for me.

    That Paving Slab Fairy is *no guy*--it's JD in drag, and don't you forget it.

    --
    J'm

    To Reply Direct, Remove Clothes. ...-.-

  7. Quoted message said:

    That Paving Slab Fairy is *no guy*--it's JD in drag, and don't you forget it.

    Believe me, the PSF is all woman and I should know as I am she.

    Cheers, PSF

    ~~~~~~~~~~
    This is sent from a redundant email Mail sent to it is dumped My correct one can be gleaned from
    h$**$*$el$**e$n$**$d$**$o$*$t**$$s$**$im$mo$ns*@a$**o$l.c$$*o$*m*$ by getting rid of the
    overdependence on money and fame
    ~~~~~~~~~~

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