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  1. Motorists, like smokers, quite literally have money to burn.

    What ingenious methods can you think of to extract money from motorists to subsidise the
    general taxpayer?

  2. Quoted message said:

    What ingenious methods can you think of to extract money from motorists to subsidise the general
    taxpayer?

    Offer narrow minded f~ck witted cyclists a bounty to throw themselves and their bikes under the
    wheels of motorised transport which would subsidise the NHS through the inflated, for this very
    purpose, medical charges payable by victims of RTA's and does us all a favour by temporarily or
    better still, permanently removing the sources of half baked notions from this news group.

    Vernon, seeking volunters for this noble venture to lower income tax, in Leeds

  3. Gonzalez said:

    Motorists, like smokers, quite literally have money to burn.

    What ingenious methods can you think of to extract money from motorists to subsidise the general
    taxpayer?

    Oooh... a tax on white baseball caps for all the Nova boys.

  4. On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 12:54:03 +0000, in
    <[email hidden]>, Gonzalez

    Quoted message said:

    Motorists, like smokers, quite literally have money to burn.

    What ingenious methods can you think of to extract money from motorists to subsidise the general
    taxpayer?

    How about:

    £1.00 X Road_area_of_vehicle X Annual_mileage for journeys over 10 miles.

    £1.50 X Road_area_of_vehicle X Annual_mileage for journeys of 5-10 miles

    £2.00 X Road_area_of_vehicle X Annual_mileage for journeys upto 5 miles.

    Plus a bill for the total NHS expense caused by any incident which is the driver's fault.

    Add to that an annual pollution charge of 99% of the scrap value of the vehicle.

    Subtract £10 for every incidence of safe-overtaking of cyclists.

    Then add on £1.50 for each unnecessary use of the horn.

    --
    I remember when the internet was only in black & white. It only had a few pages but at least they
    all worked. Email: Put only the word "richard" before the @ sign.

  5. "Gonzalez" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Motorists, like smokers, quite literally have money to burn.

    What ingenious methods can you think of to extract money from motorists to subsidise the general
    taxpayer?

    How about a tax on making stupid suggestions on newsgroups?

  6. Nathaniel Porter said:

    "Gonzalez" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Motorists, like smokers, quite literally have money to burn.

    What ingenious methods can you think of to extract money from motorists to subsidise the general
    taxpayer?

    How about a tax on making stupid suggestions on newsgroups?

    That'll be £10 please

    Tony

  7. "Tony Raven" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    Nathaniel Porter said:

    "Gonzalez" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Motorists, like smokers, quite literally have money to burn.

    What ingenious methods can you think of to extract money from motorists to subsidise the
    general taxpayer?

    How about a tax on making stupid suggestions on newsgroups?

    That'll be £10 please

    What's stupid about that may I ask? I mean, P**l Sm*th will be financing the NHS all be himself!

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