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"Marty" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:I disturbed some ants that got into my Powerade. I noticed they ran much
further and faster than the ones that had drunk only water.Marty
Were they wearing Nike singlets?
DJ
Quoted message said:DJ
I disturbed some ants that got into my Powerade. I noticed they
ran much further and faster than the ones that had drunk only water.
How do you know they weren't using illegal ant doping products?
hippy
"dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant..."
Have their haemocrit levels been tested. Perhaps these ants all came from the same egg and have unsually high RBC counts like Tyler has - due to his phantom twin 🙄 . Sounds like you better get in touch with USADA and get his 2 year suspension overturned. :eek:
hippy said:>DJ
Quoted message said:I disturbed some ants that got into my Powerade. I noticed they
ran much further and faster than the ones that had drunk only water.How do you know they weren't using illegal ant doping products?
hippy
"dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant..."
if they're r*nning doesn't that make them ped ants?
If they were on illegal doping products they would be miscreANTS 😄
"Spider1977" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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If they were on illegal doping products they would be miscreANTS 😄--
Spider1977
or would that be classified as recalcitrANTS?
DJ
"DJ" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"Spider1977" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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If they were on illegal doping products they would be miscreANTS 😄--
Spider1977
or would that be classified as recalcitrANTS?DJ
Only if they're doping up on chalk. If they were taking prohibited steroids
and suffered subsequently from 'roid rage, that would probably make them
illegal combatants. That would probably result in them being imprisoned
indefinitely, causing their relatives to become litigants, or in some cases,
informants.
Resound said:"DJ" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"Spider1977" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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If they were on illegal doping products they would be miscreANTS 😄--
Spider1977
or would that be classified as recalcitrANTS?DJ
Only if they're doping up on chalk. If they were taking prohibited steroids
and suffered subsequently from 'roid rage, that would probably make them
illegal combatants. That would probably result in them being imprisoned
indefinitely, causing their relatives to become litigants, or in some cases,
informants.
Verrry Funny.
Now pissingpANTS laughing. 😄
SteveA
The powerade combined with the doping products could possibly turn them into giANTS. At which the human population would become frANTic trying to cope with their ANTics.
This is getting stupid. I'm going to bed to see if I can get some romANTS! :p
Spider1977 said:The powerade combined with the doping products could possibly turn them
into giANTS. At which the human population would become frANTic trying
to cope with their ANTics.This is getting stupid. I'm going to bed to see if I can get some
romANTS! :p
You're a Spider.. shouldn't you be eating the ants?
hippy
CLT: BT "Flaming June (Chicane Remix)"
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