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  1. in message <[email hidden]>, Ian Scott

    (') said:

    Can someone please tell me why a lot of
    people here tend to replace letters of the
    alphabet with asterisks in such words as
    "h*lm*ts" (helmets), "H*lfo***" (Halfords)
    and so on.

    Surely because 'h*lm*t' is a swear word, and we're nice polite people
    who don't [censored] swear?

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  2. Simon Brooke said:

    in message <[email hidden]>, Ian Scott

    (') said:

    Can someone please tell me why a lot of
    people here tend to replace letters of the
    alphabet with asterisks in such words as
    "h*lm*ts" (helmets), "H*lfo***" (Halfords)
    and so on.

    Surely because 'h*lm*t' is a swear word, and we're nice polite people
    who don't [censored] swear?

    Use the f-word on news.individual.net and you will get it bounced "437
    scoring filter". That's why I always say b****y - but I'm far too polite for
    f*** ;-)

    Brian

  3. On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 19:17:34 +0100, "BrianW" <[email hidden]> wrote
    in message <[email hidden]>:

    Quoted message said:

    Use the f-word on news.individual.net and you will get it bounced "437
    scoring filter"

    No you [censored] won't!

    Guy
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    88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University

  4. Just zis Guy said:

    On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 19:17:34 +0100, "BrianW" <[email hidden]> wrote
    in message <[email hidden]>:

    Quoted message said:

    Use the f-word on news.individual.net and you will get it bounced
    "437 scoring filter"

    No you [censored] won't!

    Guy

    I always thought the asterisks were to stop people doing Google searches for
    specific terms. Eg I thought you all said P**l Sm**th because it stopped him
    finding mentions of himself and joining in.

    Tom.

  5. BrianW said:
    Quoted message said:

    Surely because 'h*lm*t' is a swear word, and we're nice polite people
    who don't [censored] swear?

    Use the f-word on news.individual.net and you will get it bounced "437
    scoring filter". That's why I always say b****y - but I'm far too polite for
    f*** ;-)

    Well, [censored]. I didn't [censored] know that, and I post through
    news.individual.[censored].net.

    Daniele
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  6. Tom Orr said:

    I always thought the asterisks were to stop people doing Google searches for
    specific terms. Eg I thought you all said P**l Sm**th because it stopped him
    finding mentions of himself and joining in.

    That's called Kiboing, because Kibo was always said to grep the entire
    news spool for occurrences of his own name.

    Daniele
    --
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  7. I said:

    [censored].

    Quimmingefannybatterknobdickcock.

    d.

  8. Quoted message said:
    I said:

    [censored].

    Quimmingefannybatterknobdickcock.

    [censored].

    d.

  9. Ah, that's better - glad to get that little lot off my chest.

    d.

  10. On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 23:51:18 +0100,

    (D.M. Procida) () said:
    BrianW said:
    Quoted message said:

    Surely because 'h*lm*t' is a swear word, and we're nice polite people
    who don't [censored] swear?

    Use the f-word on news.individual.net and you will get it bounced "437
    scoring filter". That's why I always say b****y - but I'm far too polite for
    f*** ;-)

    Well, [censored]. I didn't [censored] know that, and I post through
    news.individual.[censored].net.

    [censored] me. Is that [censored] right?

    --
    Matt K.
    "Everything is true -- everything is permissible!"

  11. in message
    <[email hidden]>,

    D.M. Procida (') said:
    Tom Orr said:

    I always thought the asterisks were to stop people doing Google
    searches for specific terms. Eg I thought you all said P**l Sm**th
    because it stopped him finding mentions of himself and joining in.

    That's called Kiboing, because Kibo was always said to grep the entire
    news spool for occurrences of his own name.

    The verb was originally to Kiboze, as I recall. Thus 'Kibozing'.

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    murther
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  12. Simon Brooke said:
    Quoted message said:

    That's called Kiboing, because Kibo was always said to grep the entire
    news spool for occurrences of his own name.

    The verb was originally to Kiboze, as I recall. Thus 'Kibozing'.

    Of course it was, and still is. I knew it didn't look right, but it was
    bed-time.

    Daniele
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    Market Road www.apple-juice.co.uk
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  13. Tom Orr said:

    I always thought the asterisks were to stop people doing Google searches for
    specific terms. Eg I thought you all said P**l Sm**th because it stopped him
    finding mentions of himself and joining in.

    Sometimes. If you wish to refer to the Great One without troubling
    him to read your comments you must munge the name, e.g. "Sh3ld0n"; he
    uses search tools to make sure that requests for help are not missed.

    At other times it is ironic and based on the false prudery of the
    tabloid press, as with P**l Sm*th (obviously if you were to speak that
    name in this NG you may be requested to wash your newsreader out with
    soap and water).

    H*lm*ts falls into the second group. It is Bad Form to mention the
    H-word :-)

    On uk.rec.sheds they use ROT13 to protect delicate sensibilities from
    the horrors of words such as "new" and "work" (shudder).

    Guy
    --
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    88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University

  14. Whingin' Pom said:

    [censored] me. Is that [censored] right?

    To be fair, being British, we should probably spell it "phuq"
    anyway...

    Guy
    --
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
    http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

    88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University

  15. On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 12:03:02 +0100, Just zis Guy, you know?
    <[email hidden]> wrote:

    [...]

    Quoted message said:

    At other times it is ironic and based on the false prudery of the
    tabloid press, as with P**l Sm*th (obviously if you were to speak that
    name in this NG you may be requested to wash your newsreader out with
    soap and water).

    H*lm*ts falls into the second group. It is Bad Form to mention the
    H-word :-)

    Can I mention it? I saw a cyclist in Newcastle a couple of days ago. He
    was wearing a climbing helmet. I did wonder if he thought it offered him
    something that a cycling helmet didn't or just that he only had one helmet
    and was too tight to buy another yet felt he should wear something.

    Colin

  16. In article said:
    Just zis Guy said:

    On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 19:17:34 +0100, "BrianW" <[email hidden]> wrote
    in message <[email hidden]>:

    Quoted message said:

    Use the f-word on news.individual.net and you will get it bounced
    "437 scoring filter"

    No you [censored] won't!

    Guy

    I always thought the asterisks were to stop people doing Google searches for
    specific terms. Eg I thought you all said P**l Sm**th because it stopped him
    finding mentions of himself and joining in.

    There are some subjects that invite grepping loons. There was a time when
    mentioning Turkey (or turkey, the bird) would get a response from someone
    using the name Serdar Argic claiming that Armenia had committed genocide
    against Turkey (something most historians disagree with, just as they disagree
    with the idea that it was Nazis who were the victims of Jews). There's a
    pseudo-religion founded by an American science fiction writer that can get
    similar attention, and some newsgroups talk about gnu control for similar
    reasons.

    Helmets aren't really the same sort of subject, in that anyone who cares
    really strongly is likely to be following the group already, but the asterisks
    are still used as a sort of magic amulet which might fend off a flame war.

    There's also an element of showing membership of a group, for example
    alt.folklore.urban uses pendantry as a shibboleth. Putting in the "traditional"
    asterisks shows you've followed the group for long enough to know they are
    traditional.

  17. In article said:

    Can I mention it? I saw a cyclist in Newcastle a couple of days ago. He
    was wearing a climbing helmet. I did wonder if he thought it offered him
    something that a cycling helmet didn't or just that he only had one helmet
    and was too tight to buy another yet felt he should wear something.

    Perhaps he was going climbing, and was simply wearing it as the most
    practical means to carry said headgear.

    --
    Mike Quin

  18. On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 11:49:54 +0000 (UTC), Mike Quin <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    In article said:

    Can I mention it? I saw a cyclist in Newcastle a couple of days ago. He
    was wearing a climbing helmet. I did wonder if he thought it offered him
    something that a cycling helmet didn't or just that he only had one
    helmet
    and was too tight to buy another yet felt he should wear something.

    Perhaps he was going climbing, and was simply wearing it as the most
    practical means to carry said headgear.

    Possibly but he looked more like a regular commuter. Newcastle Eldon
    Square is home to a climbing wall so he may have been on his way home from
    that.

    Colin

  19. On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 12:04:05 +0100, "Just zis Guy, you know?"
    <[email hidden]> wrote (more or less):

    Quoted message said:
    Whingin' Pom said:

    [censored] me. Is that [censored] right?

    To be fair, being British, we should probably spell it "phuq"
    anyway...

    I can, to this day, remember the extreme disappointment I felt when,
    at the age of seven, I discovered that 'phart' wasn't the spelling in
    general use.

    --
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  20. Gawnsoft said:

    I can, to this day, remember the extreme disappointment I felt when,
    at the age of seven, I discovered that 'phart' wasn't the spelling in
    general use.

    I remember Fyffe Robertson proposing the abbrevition "phart" to
    describe installations, "happenings", blank pieces of canvas, piles of
    bricks and all other forms of "phoney art" :-)

    Guy
    --
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
    http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

    88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University

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