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  1. [Mark Thompson wrote:]
    Whilst clicking random links in Flickr, I stumbled across this
    invasion of
    Giant Killer Bike-eating Mice:

    <www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=306816878&size=o>

    Dunno where it is, but being savagely attacked by the local wildlife
    suggests it's Australia.

    Dear Mark,

    I'm cross-posting this lurid evidence of savage marsupial squirrels to
    RBT, where it will cause maximum dismay.

    Another post has tentatively identified the culprits:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quokka

    Apparently quokkas attack in packs and are so bloodthirsty that they
    are gnawing on the bicycle after completely devouring the rider.

    Cheers,

    Carl Fogel

  2. Quoted message said:

    [Mark Thompson wrote:]
    Whilst clicking random links in Flickr, I stumbled across this
    invasion of
    Giant Killer Bike-eating Mice:

    <www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=306816878&size=o>

    Dunno where it is, but being savagely attacked by the local wildlife
    suggests it's Australia.

    Dear Mark,

    I'm cross-posting this lurid evidence of savage marsupial squirrels to
    RBT, where it will cause maximum dismay.

    Another post has tentatively identified the culprits:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quokka

    Apparently quokkas attack in packs and are so bloodthirsty that they
    are gnawing on the bicycle after completely devouring the rider.

    Cheers,

    Carl Fogel

    Are they immune to the effects of pepper gas?

    -bdbafh

  3. bdbafh said:


    Quoted message said:

    [Mark Thompson wrote:]
    Whilst clicking random links in Flickr, I stumbled across this
    invasion of
    Giant Killer Bike-eating Mice:

    <www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=306816878&size=o>

    Dunno where it is, but being savagely attacked by the local wildlife
    suggests it's Australia.

    Dear Mark,

    I'm cross-posting this lurid evidence of savage marsupial squirrels to
    RBT, where it will cause maximum dismay.

    Another post has tentatively identified the culprits:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quokka

    Apparently quokkas attack in packs and are so bloodthirsty that they
    are gnawing on the bicycle after completely devouring the rider.

    Cheers,

    Carl Fogel

    Are they immune to the effects of pepper gas?

    -bdbafh

    Dear BD,

    It seems likely that quokkas are immune to pepper gas.

    Indeed, the man-eating marsupial squirrles may even be attracted by
    such pitiful attempts at self-defense. They probably consider the
    fiery pepper spray a savory dressing for the carcasses of their
    victims.

    After all, far less savage creatures find pepper spray irresistible:

    "According to Tom Smith, a researcher for the U.S. Geological Survey,
    hikers that 'spray their tents and campsites with the pepper spray in
    a misguided attempt to ward off prowling bears during the night, are
    more likely to lure them to investigate the smell.' That's right.
    Catnip for bears."

    "Smith wrote up his discovery for a scientific journal after he found
    bears rolling in pepper spray he had sprayed on a stretch of beach at
    Katmai National Park."

    "In one case, a man who sprayed an outhouse with red pepper found it
    flattened by a curious bear, according to Smith."

    http://vikingphoenix.com/news/stn/1998/stn98006.htm

    Cheers,

    Carl Fogel

  4. In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden]
    says...

    Quoted message said:


    Indeed, the man-eating marsupial squirrles may even be attracted by
    such pitiful attempts at self-defense. They probably consider the
    fiery pepper spray a savory dressing for the carcasses of their
    victims.

    Is this really surprising? I mean, we're talking about Australia here. To quote
    Bill Bryson (from In a Sunburned Country):

    "It is the home of the largest living thing on earth, the Great Barrier Reef,
    and of the largest monolith, Ayers Rock (or Uluru to use its now-official, more
    respectful Aboriginal name). It has more things that will kill you than
    anywhere else. Of the world=3Fs ten most poisonous snakes, all are Australian.
    Five of its creatures=3Fthe funnel web spider, box jellyfish, blue-ringed
    octopus, paralysis tick, and stonefish=3Fare the most lethal of their type in the
    world. This is a country where even the fluffiest of caterpillars can lay you
    out with a toxic nip, where seashells will not just sting you but actually
    sometimes go for you. Pick up an innocuous cone shell from a Queensland beach,
    as innocent tourists are all too wont to do, and you will discover that the
    little fellow inside is not just astoundingly swift and testy but exceedingly
    venomous. If you are not stung or pronged to death in some unexpected manner,
    you may be fatally chomped by sharks or crocodiles, or carried helplessly out
    to sea by irresistible currents, or left to stagger to an unhappy death in the
    baking outback. It=3Fs a tough place."

    I'd say bloodthirsty marsupial mice are par for the course.

    --

    __o Kristian Zoerhoff
    _'\(,_ [email hidden]
    (_)/ (_)

  5. They look like quokkas to me, which would make the location Rottnest Island
    off Perth...

    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    [Mark Thompson wrote:]
    Whilst clicking random links in Flickr, I stumbled across this
    invasion of
    Giant Killer Bike-eating Mice:

    <www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=306816878&size=o>

    Dunno where it is, but being savagely attacked by the local wildlife
    suggests it's Australia.

  6. Quoted message said:

    I'm cross-posting this lurid evidence of savage marsupial squirrels to
    RBT, where it will cause maximum dismay.

    Peanuts compared to what will happen if you were to call them hamsters
    and post it on de.rec.fahrrad 😉

    --
    ---
    Marten Gerritsen

    INFOapestaartjeM-GINEERINGpuntNL
    www.m-gineering.nl

  7. M-gineering said:
    Quoted message said:

    I'm cross-posting this lurid evidence of savage marsupial squirrels to
    RBT, where it will cause maximum dismay.

    Peanuts compared to what will happen if you were to call them hamsters
    and post it on de.rec.fahrrad 😉

    I thought hamsters were two generations back for German motorcycles;
    aren't they using some kind of Himalayan hare now?
    --
    Typoes are a feature, not a bug.
    Some gardening required to reply via email.
    Words processed in a facility that contains nuts.

  8. Kristian M Zoerhoff said:

    In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden]
    says...

    Quoted message said:


    Indeed, the man-eating marsupial squirrles may even be attracted by
    such pitiful attempts at self-defense. They probably consider the
    fiery pepper spray a savory dressing for the carcasses of their
    victims.

    Is this really surprising? I mean, we're talking about Australia here. To quote
    Bill Bryson (from In a Sunburned Country):

    "It is the home of the largest living thing on earth, the Great Barrier Reef,
    and of the largest monolith, Ayers Rock (or Uluru to use its now-official, more
    respectful Aboriginal name). It has more things that will kill you than
    anywhere else. Of the world=3Fs ten most poisonous snakes, all are Australian.
    Five of its creatures=3Fthe funnel web spider, box jellyfish, blue-ringed
    octopus, paralysis tick, and stonefish=3Fare the most lethal of their type in the
    world. This is a country where even the fluffiest of caterpillars can lay you
    out with a toxic nip, where seashells will not just sting you but actually
    sometimes go for you. Pick up an innocuous cone shell from a Queensland beach,
    as innocent tourists are all too wont to do, and you will discover that the
    little fellow inside is not just astoundingly swift and testy but exceedingly
    venomous. If you are not stung or pronged to death in some unexpected manner,
    you may be fatally chomped by sharks or crocodiles, or carried helplessly out
    to sea by irresistible currents, or left to stagger to an unhappy death in the
    baking outback. It=3Fs a tough place."

    I'd say bloodthirsty marsupial mice are par for the course.

    Are we sure those weren't the Tasmanian variant of the drop bear,
    which drops *upward* to fall on its unsuspecting prey?
    --
    Typoes are a feature, not a bug.
    Some gardening required to reply via email.
    Words processed in a facility that contains nuts.

  9. Hmmm

    that's nothing! On a recent cycling trip to Amsterdam, these two lay in wait
    for me outside my room. I believe the Dutch quakka may be involved in a
    secret pan-continental anti-cyclist conspiracy with the Aussie quokka. Had
    to give them all my bread to make my escape......

    http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/neilgraham25/detail?.dir=/628ascd&.dnm=268dscd.jpg

    You have been warned.....

    Neil

    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    [Mark Thompson wrote:]
    Whilst clicking random links in Flickr, I stumbled across this
    invasion of
    Giant Killer Bike-eating Mice:

    <www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=306816878&size=o>

    Dunno where it is, but being savagely attacked by the local wildlife
    suggests it's Australia.

    Dear Mark,

    I'm cross-posting this lurid evidence of savage marsupial squirrels to
    RBT, where it will cause maximum dismay.

    Another post has tentatively identified the culprits:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quokka

    Apparently quokkas attack in packs and are so bloodthirsty that they
    are gnawing on the bicycle after completely devouring the rider.

    Cheers,

    Carl Fogel

  10. Neil Graham said:

    Hmmm

    that's nothing! On a recent cycling trip to Amsterdam, these two lay in wait
    for me outside my room. I believe the Dutch quakka may be involved in a
    secret pan-continental anti-cyclist conspiracy with the Aussie quokka. Had
    to give them all my bread to make my escape......

    http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/neilgraham25/detail?.dir=/628ascd&.dnm=268dscd.jpg

    You have been warned.....

    Neil

    Dear Neil,

    "Cornered by the street ducks, Phil wasn't exactly sure what
    to do -- and then he remembered his 12 gauge."

    --Gary Larson "Far Side" cartoon

    Cheers,

    Carl Fogel

  11. Quoted message said:
    Neil Graham said:

    Hmmm

    that's nothing! On a recent cycling trip to Amsterdam, these two lay in wait
    for me outside my room. I believe the Dutch quakka may be involved in a
    secret pan-continental anti-cyclist conspiracy with the Aussie quokka. Had
    to give them all my bread to make my escape......

    http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/neilgraham25/detail?.dir=/628ascd&.dnm=268dscd.jpg

    You have been warned.....

    Neil

    Dear Neil,

    "Cornered by the street ducks, Phil wasn't exactly sure what
    to do -- and then he remembered his 12 gauge."

    Don't even think about it. These are Dutch ducks which means they have
    even more civil rights than humans! They even have their own political
    party with two seats in parliament.

    --
    ---
    Marten Gerritsen

    INFOapestaartjeM-GINEERINGpuntNL
    www.m-gineering.nl

  12. M-gineering said:
    Quoted message said:

    "Cornered by the street ducks, Phil wasn't exactly sure what
    to do -- and then he remembered his 12 gauge."

    Don't even think about it. These are Dutch ducks which means they have
    even more civil rights than humans! They even have their own political
    party with two seats in parliament.

    Are they by any chance related to those oh-so-scary swans of a recent
    thread?

  13. "M-gineering" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Neil Graham said:

    Hmmm

    that's nothing! On a recent cycling trip to Amsterdam, these two


    lay in wait

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    for me outside my room. I believe the Dutch quakka may be involved


    in a

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    secret pan-continental anti-cyclist conspiracy with the Aussie


    quokka. Had

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    to give them all my bread to make my escape......


    http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/neilgraham25/detail?.dir=/628ascd&.dnm=268dscd.jpg

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    You have been warned.....

    Neil

    Dear Neil,

    "Cornered by the street ducks, Phil wasn't exactly sure what
    to do -- and then he remembered his 12 gauge."

    Don't even think about it. These are Dutch ducks which means they have
    even more civil rights than humans! They even have their own political
    party with two seats in parliament.

    --
    ---
    Marten Gerritsen

    They hang around smoking quack all day which has been legalized in NL...

    ;-)

    Chas.

  14. Quoted message said:

    Apparently quokkas attack in packs and are so bloodthirsty that they
    are gnawing on the bicycle after completely devouring the rider.

    At least they're not drop bears.

    Jasper

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