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Re: Rant: I [censored] hate mindless triathletes

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  1. Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman said:
    Luigi de Guzman said:

    FLAME ON:


    <snipped flame-age>

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    FLAME OFF.

    Reminds me of the old roadie tradition of discarding punctured sew-up
    tires along side the road.

    I find a couple tubes a year discarded by the side of the road or trail.
    Every one so has required patching a small easy to find puncture. Lazy
    weasels.

    --
    Dane Buson - [email hidden]
    Thus spake the master programmer:
    "When a program is being tested, it is too late to make design changes."
    -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"

  2. Dane Buson said:
    Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman said:
    Luigi de Guzman said:

    FLAME ON:


    <snipped flame-age>

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    FLAME OFF.


    Reminds me of the old roadie tradition of discarding punctured sew-up
    tires along side the road.

    I find a couple tubes a year discarded by the side of the road or trail.
    Every one so has required patching a small easy to find puncture. Lazy
    weasels.

    Yeah, but if they're tri-geek tubes aren't they 650's in the 12-16mm width?

    The thing I hate about 'em is you can't get them to stop using tri-bars
    in a pace line.

  3. Peter Cole said:
    Dane Buson said:
    Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman said:

    Luigi de Guzman wrote:
    > FLAME ON:
    >


    <snipped flame-age>

    Quoted message said:

    > FLAME OFF.
    Reminds me of the old roadie tradition of discarding punctured sew-up
    tires along side the road.

    I find a couple tubes a year discarded by the side of the road or trail.
    Every one so has required patching a small easy to find puncture. Lazy
    weasels.

    Yeah, but if they're tri-geek tubes aren't they 650's in the 12-16mm width?

    Nah, I hardly ever see anyone riding 650's out here, it's all been 700c
    19-25 tubes. Of course, now I'm building up a 650A [1] aluminum wheels
    for my mother. I really don't want my mom riding wet steel wheels out
    on the roads.

    Quoted message said:

    The thing I hate about 'em is you can't get them to stop using tri-bars
    in a pace line.

    One of my coworkers is continuing her evolution from triathlete to
    commuter/roadie. I've sold her on the Marathon Plus tires and fenders.
    Of course now she's looking at the clearance on the rest of our bikes
    and thinking about getting a cyclocross style bike.

    I don't know if I'll be able to ween her off the aerobars.

    [1] Veering off topic.

    --
    Dane Buson - [email hidden]
    All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts
    you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can't get
    them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer.
    -- IBM maintenance manual, 1925

  4. Dane Buson said:


    I don't know if I'll be able to ween her off the aerobars.

    Get her a recumbent. She will then also be a reliable source of goats.

    --
    Luigi de Guzman
    http://ouij.livejournal.com

  5. Dane Buson wrote:
    ::
    :: I find a couple tubes a year discarded by the side of the road or
    :: trail. Every one so has required patching a small easy to find
    :: puncture. Lazy weasels.
    ::

    I bring my tubes home with me...then toss them. 🙂

  6. Peter Cole said:
    Dane Buson said:
    Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman said:

    Luigi de Guzman wrote:
    > FLAME ON:

    Quoted message said:

    <snipped flame-age>

    Quoted message said:

    > FLAME OFF.
    Reminds me of the old roadie tradition of discarding punctured sew-up
    tires along side the road.

    Quoted message said:

    I find a couple tubes a year discarded by the side of the road or trail.
    Every one so has required patching a small easy to find puncture. Lazy
    weasels.

    Yeah, but if they're tri-geek tubes aren't they 650's in the 12-16mm width?

    The thing I hate about 'em is you can't get them to stop using tri-bars
    in a pace line.

    The sure-to-come-collision usually stops 'em, at least for the rest of
    that particular ride. :-(

  7. Roger Zoul said:

    Dane Buson wrote:
    ::
    :: I find a couple tubes a year discarded by the side of the road or
    :: trail. Every one so has required patching a small easy to find
    :: puncture. Lazy weasels.

    I bring my tubes home with me...then toss them. 🙂

    What! There was plenty of use left on that tube! You know, you don't
    get tubes like that anymore these days. All shoddy construction and
    sticky valve stems. Why back in *my day* we patched the same tubes
    until you could feel the bumps realigning your chakras. It was better
    than a trip to a back cracker!

    *mutter* young people have no respect these days *mutter* *mutter*

    --
    Dane Buson - [email hidden]
    "I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the
    statues that are in all the other museums."
    -- Steven Wright

  8. Luigi de Guzman said:
    Dane Buson said:

    I don't know if I'll be able to ween her off the aerobars.

    Get her a recumbent. She will then also be a reliable source of goats.

    What's a recumbent? Why the goats?

    --
    Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
    The weather is here, wish you were beautiful

    --
    Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

  9. Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman said:
    Luigi de Guzman said:
    Dane Buson said:

    I don't know if I'll be able to ween her off the aerobars.

    Get her a recumbent. She will then also be a reliable source of goats.

    What's a recumbent?

    Recumbent: A sort of barca lounger on wheels. Very convenient for a
    trip to the store for some micro-brews and a rental copy of 'Mr. Beans
    Holiday'.

    http://www.bikeforest.com/cb/index.php

    Quoted message said:

    Why the goats?

    You may as well start asking 'Why the pigs?' next.

    --
    Dane Buson - [email hidden]
    Thus spake the master programmer:
    "Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to
    be maintained."
    -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"

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