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  1. On 27 Jun 2004 22:17:01 GMT, [email hidden] (Stephen Baker) wrote:

    ..Wel, CNN has it all here
    ..
    ..http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/06/27/mountain.lion.attack.ap/index.html
    ..
    ..It seems we should now outlaw hiking in all wild areas, since hikers are now
    ..upsetting the wildlife enough to be attacked.

    It only proves that mountain bikers really don't care about wildlife. Obviously,
    anywhere that mountain lions are attacking people, humans shouldn't be!

    .. I won't stoop to the cheap shot, "a mountain-biker would have had a chance of
    ..outrunning it..." So forget I said that.

    Especially since it's not true!

    ..Steve
    ..
    ..
    ..Stephen C. Baker - Yacht Designer
    ..http://members.aol.com/SailDesign/private/scbweb/home.htm

    ===
    I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
    humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
    years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

    http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

  2. On Sun, 27 Jun 2004 22:24:37 GMT, Mike Vandeman <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    It only proves that mountain bikers really don't care about wildlife. Obviously,
    anywhere that mountain lions are attacking people, humans shouldn't be!


    Wasn't there a city out West somewhere, where a mountain lion attacked
    someone inside the city?

    I guess we need to evacuate all of the people from that city right
    away. Maybe the whole state, just to be sure.

    Happy trails,
    Gary (net.yogi.bear)
    ------------------------------------------------
    at the 51st percentile of ursine intelligence

    Gary D. Schwartz, Needham, MA, USA
    Please reply to: garyDOTschwartzATpoboxDOTcom

  3. "Mike Vandeman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    On 27 Jun 2004 22:17:01 GMT, [email hidden] (Stephen Baker)


    Quoted message said:


    .Wel, CNN has it all here
    .
    .http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/06/27/mountain.lion.attack.ap/index.html
    .

    Save me the trouble of reading and tell me where this happened, won't you?

    EM

  4. On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 00:06:51 GMT, Gary S. <Idontwantspam@net> wrote:

    ..On Sun, 27 Jun 2004 22:24:37 GMT, Mike Vandeman <[email hidden]>
    ..wrote:
    ..
    ..>It only proves that mountain bikers really don't care about wildlife. Obviously,
    ..>anywhere that mountain lions are attacking people, humans shouldn't be!
    ..>
    ..Wasn't there a city out West somewhere, where a mountain lion attacked
    ..someone inside the city?

    No. It was minding its own business in a tree when it was shot.

    ..I guess we need to evacuate all of the people from that city right
    ..away. Maybe the whole state, just to be sure.
    ..
    ..Happy trails,
    ..Gary (net.yogi.bear)
    ..------------------------------------------------
    ..at the 51st percentile of ursine intelligence
    ..
    ..Gary D. Schwartz, Needham, MA, USA
    ..Please reply to: garyDOTschwartzATpoboxDOTcom

    ===
    I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
    humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
    years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

    http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

  5. Auntie Em said:

    Save me the trouble of reading and tell me where this happened, won't
    you?

    Emerald City.

    Bill "just click your SPDs together three times..." S.

  6. In article <[email hidden]>,
    Idontwantspam@net says...

    Quoted message said:

    On Sun, 27 Jun 2004 22:24:37 GMT, Mike Vandeman <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    It only proves that mountain bikers really don't care about wildlife. Obviously,
    anywhere that mountain lions are attacking people, humans shouldn't be!


    Wasn't there a city out West somewhere, where a mountain lion attacked
    someone inside the city?

    I guess we need to evacuate all of the people from that city right
    away. Maybe the whole state, just to be sure.

    Happy trails,
    Gary (net.yogi.bear)
    ------------------------------------------------
    at the 51st percentile of ursine intelligence

    Gary D. Schwartz, Needham, MA, USA
    Please reply to: garyDOTschwartzATpoboxDOTcom

    Mikey is already working on the initiative to pave the surrounding
    woodland areas.
    --
    _________________________
    Chris Phillipo - Cape Breton, Nova Scotia
    http://www.ramsays-online.com

  7. Chris Phillipo said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,
    Idontwantspam@net says...

    Quoted message said:

    On Sun, 27 Jun 2004 22:24:37 GMT, Mike Vandeman <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    It only proves that mountain bikers really don't care about wildlife. Obviously,
    anywhere that mountain lions are attacking people, humans shouldn't be!


    Wasn't there a city out West somewhere, where a mountain lion attacked
    someone inside the city?

    I guess we need to evacuate all of the people from that city right
    away. Maybe the whole state, just to be sure.

    Happy trails,
    Gary (net.yogi.bear)

    Mikey is already working on the initiative to pave the surrounding
    woodland areas.

    Is that why he ended his campaign to stop road construction after 8
    years of neglible results?

    We have to pave the forest in order to save it.

    Happy trails,
    Gary (net.yogi.bear)
    ------------------------------------------------
    at the 51st percentile of ursine intelligence

    Gary D. Schwartz, Needham, MA, USA
    Please reply to: garyDOTschwartzATpoboxDOTcom

  8. On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 15:04:56 GMT, "S o r n i" <[email hidden]> wrote:

    ..Auntie Em wrote:
    ..
    ..> Save me the trouble of reading and tell me where this happened, won't
    ..> you?
    ..
    ..Emerald City.
    ..
    ..Bill "just click your SPDs together three times..." S.

    Southern Sierras. Mountain bikers always lie, you know....
    ===
    I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
    humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
    years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

    http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

  9. Mike Vandeman said:

    On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 15:04:56 GMT, "S o r n i"
    <[email hidden]> wrote:

    .Auntie Em wrote:
    .
    .> Save me the trouble of reading and tell me where this happened,
    won't .> you?
    .
    .Emerald City.
    .
    .Bill "just click your SPDs together three times..." S.

    Southern Sierras. Mountain bikers always lie, you know....

    And right on cue, the Cowardly Lyin' appears.

    Bill "or is it the Tin Woe Man?" S.

    PS: hint for you, Mike -- the poster's username was Auntie Em.

  10. S o r n i said:
    Mike Vandeman said:

    On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 15:04:56 GMT, "S o r n i"
    <[email hidden]> wrote:

    .Auntie Em wrote:
    .
    .> Save me the trouble of reading and tell me where this happened,
    won't .> you?
    .
    .Emerald City.
    .
    .Bill "just click your SPDs together three times..." S.

    Southern Sierras. Mountain bikers always lie, you know....

    And right on cue, the Cowardly Lyin' appears.

    Bill "or is it the Tin Woe Man?" S.

    PS: hint for you, Mike -- the poster's username was Auntie Em.


    I think he is incapable of comprehending humor. Part of his inability
    to connect with people.

    Certainly when he tries to make jokes, they don't even make sense
    unless you already agree completely with him.

    He does not have a one track mind, he has a one rail mind. All that
    effort, and no real results.

    Happy trails,
    Gary (net.yogi.bear)
    ------------------------------------------------
    at the 51st percentile of ursine intelligence

    Gary D. Schwartz, Needham, MA, USA
    Please reply to: garyDOTschwartzATpoboxDOTcom

  11. Gary S. said:
    S o r n i said:
    Mike Vandeman said:

    On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 15:04:56 GMT, "S o r n i"
    <[email hidden]> wrote:

    .Auntie Em wrote:
    .
    .> Save me the trouble of reading and tell me where this happened,
    won't .> you?
    .
    .Emerald City.
    .
    .Bill "just click your SPDs together three times..." S.

    Southern Sierras. Mountain bikers always lie, you know....

    And right on cue, the Cowardly Lyin' appears.

    Bill "or is it the Tin Woe Man?" S.

    PS: hint for you, Mike -- the poster's username was Auntie Em.


    I think he is incapable of comprehending humor. Part of his inability
    to connect with people.

    Certainly when he tries to make jokes, they don't even make sense
    unless you already agree completely with him.

    He does not have a one track mind, he has a one rail mind. All that
    effort, and no real results.

    Well, to be fair, I /think/ he knew I was kidding about Emerald City, and
    his patent "mountain bikers always lie" was /hopefully/ tongue-in-cheek.

    Bill "need to bathe in disinfectant now" S.

  12. S o r n i said:

    Gary S. wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I think he is incapable of comprehending humor. Part of his inability
    to connect with people.

    Certainly when he tries to make jokes, they don't even make sense
    unless you already agree completely with him.

    He does not have a one track mind, he has a one rail mind. All that
    effort, and no real results.

    Well, to be fair, I /think/ he knew I was kidding about Emerald City, and
    his patent "mountain bikers always lie" was /hopefully/ tongue-in-cheek.

    Bill "need to bathe in disinfectant now" S.


    I'm not so sure he perceives humor in the same way as normal people.

    His fanatical obsession with insulting mountain bikers and anyone else
    who doesn't agree with him, constrains his view of the world. Anyone
    with that much hatred for so many people just ain't right.

    Happy trails,
    Gary (net.yogi.bear)
    ------------------------------------------------
    at the 51st percentile of ursine intelligence

    Gary D. Schwartz, Needham, MA, USA
    Please reply to: garyDOTschwartzATpoboxDOTcom

  13. "S o r n i" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Gary S. said:
    S o r n i said:

    Mike Vandeman wrote:
    > On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 15:04:56 GMT, "S o r n i"
    > <[email hidden]> wrote:
    >
    > .Auntie Em wrote:
    > .
    > .> Save me the trouble of reading and tell me where this happened,
    > won't .> you?
    > .
    > .Emerald City.
    > .
    > .Bill "just click your SPDs together three times..." S.
    >
    > Southern Sierras. Mountain bikers always lie, you know....

    And right on cue, the Cowardly Lyin' appears.

    Bill "or is it the Tin Woe Man?" S.

    PS: hint for you, Mike -- the poster's username was Auntie Em.


    I think he is incapable of comprehending humor. Part of his inability
    to connect with people.

    Certainly when he tries to make jokes, they don't even make sense
    unless you already agree completely with him.

    He does not have a one track mind, he has a one rail mind. All that
    effort, and no real results.

    Well, to be fair, I /think/ he knew I was kidding about Emerald City, and
    his patent "mountain bikers always lie" was /hopefully/ tongue-in-cheek.

    Bill "need to bathe in disinfectant now" S.

    Bill, I'm going to ignore this post.

    c "cauterizing may be necessary" c


  14. Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Bill "need to bathe in disinfectant now" S.

    Bill, I'm going to ignore this post.

    You didn't

  15. "di" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:YyxEc.23252$wS2.3010@okepread03...

    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Bill "need to bathe in disinfectant now" S.

    Bill, I'm going to ignore this post.

    You didn't

    Thanks, captain obvious.

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