Tess said:"Steve Calvin" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:Tess said:Has anyone ever *had* moonshine? I did once when I was a teenager - from
a teaspoon in a mason jar. Fortunately, it was a metal spoon, because a
wooden one would've never made it.
Oooo, mama, that stuff is Heavy-Duty. ( Industrial strength booze - take
the varnish clean off a table : )
Cheers ( *hic*! )
- Tess
oh yeah. But that stuff can HURT you.
Quoted message said:Steve
Oh, so I hear - they filter it through old car radiators, y'know - dirty,
rusty ones. The stuff can make you go blind, give you tetanus ( and I can't
take tetanus shots ), and kill you with a pickled liver. Sure hope no one
has a recipe for "pickled liver"...
Take one liver
marinade for extended period of time in [censored] Moonshine [censored]
Plan funeral
Turn yellow
Expire
Think I'll go get me some Gatorade ...
- Tess
oh, no no, my dear. I'm talking good stuff. No wood achohol, pure
filtered etc, top notch stuff. If anyone ever offers you any think
MANY more times than once before taking it. I promise that you won't
be talking for a while if you drink it straight. This ain't the
movies. (don't ask how I know that)
We're talking close to 100% achohol.
Cut it 7 to 9 to 1 and you're in the ball park. We'd mix one gallon
with 7 gallons of punch/whatever and then begin the tasting process.
Still be careful though. Phew.
--
Steve
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards...