Re: Treadmill - pls recommend

David said:

I sucked someones [censored] once - he gave me $20. I was so disgusted with
myself - so humiliated I swore right then and there that if I ever did that
again (which I sincerely doubt that I ever would) I would ask for $50 - at
least.

Are you busy tonight?

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David said:

I sucked someones [censored] once - he gave me $20. I was so disgusted with
myself - so humiliated I swore right then and there that if I ever did
that
again (which I sincerely doubt that I ever would) I would ask for $50 -
at
least.

Are you busy tonight?

dunno, you will probably want something and well I have my morals you know.
I was brought up to be a gentleman - my mom and dad worked hard to put me
through high school. She had ths night job and used to come home after
meeting a guy called John she says she meets lots of "Johns" for some
reason - and then she did "tricks" with them - I got the impression she
worked in a place where they did maybe card tricks and the guy she worked
with was called John. Anyway she worked hard and was very clean. She used to
take a long shower every night after she came home at around 5AM

David said:

dunno, you will probably want something

Here's a hint: I got $50

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and well I have my morals you know.

However low they maybe.

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I was brought up to be a gentleman

So what went wrong?

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my mom and dad worked hard to put me
through high school.

Yes I understand how difficult it is to pay for a high school
edumacation. My parentz couldt afford to put me threw HS either, but
that edumacation is a bunh of [censored] anywayz, it never herwt me none.

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She had ths night job and used to come home after
meeting a guy called John she says she meets lots of "Johns" for some
reason - and then she did "tricks" with them - I got the impression she
worked in a place where they did maybe card tricks and the guy she worked
with was called John. Anyway she worked hard and was very clean. She used to
take a long shower every night after she came home at around 5AM

Nevermind you, I want to go out with your mom instead.

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David said:

dunno, you will probably want something

Here's a hint: I got $50

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and well I have my morals you know.

However low they maybe.

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I was brought up to be a gentleman

So what went wrong?

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my mom and dad worked hard to put me
through high school.

Yes I understand how difficult it is to pay for a high school
edumacation. My parentz couldt afford to put me threw HS either, but
that edumacation is a bunh of [censored] anywayz, it never herwt me none.

ha ha!! I got you!! You dint spell edicapation right! Boy you sure had me
fooled I thot you had a high skool edicapation for a minute!!

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She had ths night job and used to come home after
meeting a guy called John she says she meets lots of "Johns" for some
reason - and then she did "tricks" with them - I got the impression she
worked in a place where they did maybe card tricks and the guy she worked
with was called John. Anyway she worked hard and was very clean. She used
to
take a long shower every night after she came home at around 5AM

Nevermind you, I want to go out with your mom instead.

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David said:

ha ha!! I got you!! You dint spell edicapation right! Boy you sure had me
fooled I thot you had a high skool edicapation for a minute!!

Most on my NG say third grade at best. Ok ok I admit it, I dropped
out in third grade to help mom with her "John" business too. Together
we cleaned pipes all over town. I cleaned the pipes of the pervs, and
mom did the straight guys. WTF was wrong with you, not helping out
your mom? Letting her work till 5am. Shame on you! Your dad and his
boyfriend could've helped out too...if you knew who he was.

Prisoner at War said:

Weightliters don't like to run, and that's unfortunate, but
"specificity of training," you know.

They don't like to run, because they are ignorant muscleheads. Several
well respected studys have proven that running makes your IQ go up,
and lifting weights makes it go down, drastically.

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Maybe the OP lives in a place where there isn't anywhere to run, like
next to a truck route or something.

Where is there such a place that there's nowhere to run? The moon?

David said:

I sucked someones [censored] once - he gave me $20. I was so disgusted with
myself - so humiliated I swore right then and there that if I ever did that
again (which I sincerely doubt that I ever would) I would ask for $50 - at
least.

"Once"? Just ONCE David??? C'mon now, honesty is important on NG's.

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David said:

ha ha!! I got you!! You dint spell edicapation right! Boy you sure had me
fooled I thot you had a high skool edicapation for a minute!!

Most on my NG say third grade at best. Ok ok I admit it, I dropped
out in third grade to help mom with her "John" business too. Together
we cleaned pipes all over town. I cleaned the pipes of the pervs, and
mom did the straight guys. WTF was wrong with you, not helping out
your mom? Letting her work till 5am. Shame on you! Your dad and his
boyfriend could've helped out too...if you knew who he was.

Now c'mon TBR being in the 'industry' as well, you are aware of the
pressures and strains - I got through HIGH SCHOOL!! OK, took me a year or
two longer than the others but I wanted to do it properly. How would you
help your mom AND get through school?? Give me a break, you would have to
be genius. While I was obviosly pretty smart to get my graduation, I wasn't
THAT smart!
By the way I do know vaguely who my dad was - mom says he was 'some football
players'.

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David said:

I sucked someones [censored] once - he gave me $20. I was so disgusted with
myself - so humiliated I swore right then and there that if I ever did
that
again (which I sincerely doubt that I ever would) I would ask for $50 -
at
least.

"Once"? Just ONCE David??? C'mon now, honesty is important on NG's.

Yeah ok . . . . but at least I didn't clean pipes for a living like some
people around here. Just here and there for a bit of pocket money. Nothing
wrong with that!

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David said:

Now c'mon TBR being in the 'industry' as well, you are aware of the
pressures and strains - I got through HIGH SCHOOL!! OK, took me a year or
two longer than the others but I wanted to do it properly. How would you
help your mom AND get through school?? Give me a break, you would have to
be genius.

It was easy, I just snorted some meth, and stayed up for 6 days at a
time. I also cleaned my teachers pipes, so they let me slide by with
lousy grades. I'm glad you are smart, because i'm dumber than a stump.

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While I was obviosly pretty smart to get my graduation, I wasn't
THAT smart!
By the way I do know vaguely who my dad was - mom says he was 'some football
players'.

Hey wait a minute, I used to play football, and in your town, and we
used to bang an old broad nam... David my boy, is that YOU?

David said:

Yeah ok . . . . but at least I didn't clean pipes for a living like some
people around here. Just here and there for a bit of pocket money. Nothing
wrong with that!

Amature! From what my old friend Bill tells me about your NG, there's
not one guy there who doesn't clean pipes for free. At least we are
enterprising enough to make some money while we polish helmets.

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Amature! From what my old friend Bill tells me about your NG, there's
not one guy there who doesn't clean pipes for free. At least we are
enterprising enough to make some money while we polish helmets.

A good example is that fat [censored] Omelet. He lives with his significent
other, a very grouchy old guy, but if you get him alone, he'll shine
your bumper clean. Only $10 too!

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Prisoner at War said:

Weightliters don't like to run, and that's unfortunate, but
"specificity of training," you know.

They don't like to run, because they are ignorant muscleheads. Several
well respected studys have proven that running makes your IQ go up,
and lifting weights makes it go down, drastically.

well that explains a lot of things.

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Maybe the OP lives in a place where there isn't anywhere to run, like
next to a truck route or something.

Where is there such a place that there's nowhere to run? The moon?

David said:

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They don't like to run, because they are ignorant muscleheads. Several
well respected studys have proven that running makes your IQ go up,
and lifting weights makes it go down, drastically.

well that explains a lot of things.

Good thing the [censored] can't read, or they might be offended. I'm
surprised you understood it.

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David said:

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They don't like to run, because they are ignorant muscleheads. Several
well respected studys have proven that running makes your IQ go up,
and lifting weights makes it go down, drastically.

well that explains a lot of things.

Good thing the [censored] can't read, or they might be offended. I'm
surprised you understood it.

Thanks TBR, I take that as a compliment. 'dumb' is a commodity in plentiful
supply around here.

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They don't like to run, because they are ignorant muscleheads. Several
well respected studys have proven that running makes your IQ go up,
and lifting weights makes it go down, drastically.

LOL! Well, there probably is a class difference, to be sure...though
some pro runners are also doing that nasty low-class traveling
carnival tattoo thing, too....

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Where is there such a place that there's nowhere to run? The moon?

Next to a truck route. Maybe the guy lives on one of them country
roadside shacks with dense woods all around. Maybe he's in the desert
next to Area 51. I find the treadmill to be as interesting as a
hamster wheel, but maybe the guy doesn't want to get all dressed up to
go for a five-minute jog.

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LOL! Well, there probably is a class difference, to be sure...though
some pro runners are also doing that nasty low-class traveling
carnival tattoo thing, too....

Come on now, these are RUNNERS we are talking about, Those tats wash
off in the shower.

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Next to a truck route.

So what? He can give and get head at the same time as running.

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Maybe the guy lives on one of them country
roadside shacks with dense woods all around.

It's called "trail running".

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Maybe he's in the desert
next to Area 51.

Drink water.

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I find the treadmill to be as interesting as a
hamster wheel, but maybe the guy doesn't want to get all dressed up to
go for a five-minute jog.

He spends hours on sat night getting ready to go out (those falsies
take a lot of adjustment) so what's a few minutes to prepare to run?

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David said:

Thanks TBR, I take that as a compliment.

The last person I gave a compliment to got syphillis too. Wait two
weeks then get yourself checked.

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'dumb' is a commodity in plentiful
supply around here.

Tell me about it! I spent a year or so over there, and not only were
they too stupid to know enough when to give up, but my IQ went down
100 points to nearly 185 after trolling your bunch of [censored].
Is "Larry The Faerie" still on there? He bragged about his karate
skills, but when we finally met I took him apart in less than 30
seconds. What a wimp. How about that fat [censored] Omelet? Does he still
live with his geraiatric [censored] pal? I hear they are into humping the
poor dog, butt beastiality is all the rage with those gay boys these
days.

Are you the same TBR that was stalking Dally?? welcome back!

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