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  1. Browsing this morning, I came across these lines at the end of a recipe
    for shrimp scampi:

    " .... You've just made some great 'scampi' style shrimp.
    If you've browned or even burned the garlic you have made some great
    'Camarones Mojo de Ajo' (Mexican Style Garlic Shrimp) If it's
    too lemony you've made some great 'Lemon Garlic Shrimp' Like I
    said 'it's almost impossible to screw up shrimp!!"

    I really like the notion that you haven't made a mistake, you just need
    a new name for your results. Two generations ago my grandmother had
    some unusually fatty ground pork and inadvertently used too much
    chicken stock and the resulting Chinese pork and peas dish came out
    extremely loose and liquid, compared to the norm. Ever since, the
    family has called it "pea soup."

    Has anyone else renamed a dish between the kitchen and the dining room?
    -aem

  2. aem said:


    Has anyone else renamed a dish between the kitchen and the dining room?
    -aem

    I think something like this happened several times in my childhood:

    Us: Mom, I think you burned the chicken.
    Mom: I did not. It's....cajun.
    Us: Cajun means "burnt?"
    Mom: Shh. Eat your dinner.
    Us: <crunch> <ow!>

    🙂

    --RB

  3. aem said:


    I really like the notion that you haven't made a mistake,
    you just need a new name for your results.

    For example, ValuJet was renamed JetBlue.

  4. aem said:

    Has anyone else renamed a dish between the kitchen and the dining room?

    Oh yes. Tuna "flan" was renamed "summer tuna soup" (well, it was a
    *cold* soup <g>😉. And semi-liquid panna cotta was renamed "vanilla
    cream" (well, it *did* have *some* vanilla in it, after all!).
    Oh, and the time I made a pressure-cooked lamb leg, previously
    marinated in buttermilk. Forgot to put any liquid in the pressure
    cooker, closed the lid, put it on the fire. 5 minutes after, it
    started smelling funny, I realized my mistake, opened it, put some
    broth in, closed it again, and all was well. My father said, tasting
    it "Ah, it's delicious - a nice gamey taste" ROTFL

    Nathalie in Switzerland

  5. "Mark Thorson" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:
    aem said:


    I really like the notion that you haven't made a mistake,
    you just need a new name for your results.

    For example, ValuJet was renamed JetBlue.

    Heh, I was just reading about that guy, interesting man. Amused
    me that after he sold some little airline to Southwest, he left them
    because they had too many rules. Went to Canada and started
    another airline. Some people just have that spirit.

    nancy

  6. "aem" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:

    too lemony you've made some great 'Lemon Garlic Shrimp' Like I
    said 'it's almost impossible to screw up shrimp!!"

    Try overcooking it. Yikes.

    Quoted message said:


    I really like the notion that you haven't made a mistake, you just need
    a new name for your results. Two generations ago my grandmother had
    some unusually fatty ground pork and inadvertently used too much
    chicken stock and the resulting Chinese pork and peas dish came out
    extremely loose and liquid, compared to the norm. Ever since, the
    family has called it "pea soup."

    Has anyone else renamed a dish between the kitchen and the dining room?

    Some wayward stuffed peppers fell apart, with the addition of
    chicken broth it morphed into stuffed pepper soup. Pretty darned
    good, too.

    nancy

  7. "aem" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Browsing this morning, I came across these lines at the end of a recipe
    for shrimp scampi:

    " .... You've just made some great 'scampi' style shrimp.
    If you've browned or even burned the garlic you have made some great
    'Camarones Mojo de Ajo' (Mexican Style Garlic Shrimp) If it's
    too lemony you've made some great 'Lemon Garlic Shrimp' Like I
    said 'it's almost impossible to screw up shrimp!!"

    I really like the notion that you haven't made a mistake, you just need
    a new name for your results. Two generations ago my grandmother had
    some unusually fatty ground pork and inadvertently used too much
    chicken stock and the resulting Chinese pork and peas dish came out
    extremely loose and liquid, compared to the norm. Ever since, the
    family has called it "pea soup."

    Has anyone else renamed a dish between the kitchen and the dining room?
    -aem

    I've had a few soups that have turned into stews. I've told my DH that he
    can tell if it's soup or stew by how I serve it. If he gets a bowl and a
    spoon, it's soup. If the gets a flat plate and a fork, it's stew.

    Donna

  8. aem said:
    Quoted message said:

    I really like the notion that you haven't made a mistake, you just need


    a new name for your results.

    When we were newly married and always broke we invited another couple
    to dinner, and decided to make that thing where you roll up cheese and
    ham in veal, egg and breadcrumb and pan fry. Well, we bought the
    cheese and the ham but when we went to the butcher he had no veal. We
    had to use what we had already paid for so we bought some sliced turkey
    breast and substituted that for the veal. It turned out okay and when
    asked what it was called I said, on the spur of the moment and
    depending on their probable lack of French, "It's called Pas de Veau".
    Never did tell them the truth!

  9. aem said:

    Browsing this morning, I came across these lines at the end of a recipe
    for shrimp scampi:

    " .... You've just made some great 'scampi' style shrimp.
    If you've browned or even burned the garlic you have made some great
    'Camarones Mojo de Ajo' (Mexican Style Garlic Shrimp) If it's
    too lemony you've made some great 'Lemon Garlic Shrimp' Like I
    said 'it's almost impossible to screw up shrimp!!"

    I really like the notion that you haven't made a mistake, you just need
    a new name for your results. Two generations ago my grandmother had
    some unusually fatty ground pork and inadvertently used too much
    chicken stock and the resulting Chinese pork and peas dish came out
    extremely loose and liquid, compared to the norm. Ever since, the
    family has called it "pea soup."

    Has anyone else renamed a dish between the kitchen and the dining room?
    -aem

    There's a salad my Mom used to make we called Perfume Salad because the
    green apples, lemons and bananas in it gave it a perfume-y fragrance
    and taste. I have no idea what the real name for it was...

    -L.

  10. Nancy Young said:

    "Mark Thorson" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:
    aem said:


    I really like the notion that you haven't made a mistake,
    you just need a new name for your results.

    For example, ValuJet was renamed JetBlue.

    Heh, I was just reading about that guy, interesting man. Amused
    me that after he sold some little airline to Southwest, he left them
    because they had too many rules. Went to Canada and started
    another airline. Some people just have that spirit.

    nancy

    How funny! Someone suggested I check out Jet Blue to go to a party in
    California next year. They don't fly out of Memphis, so I'd have to get a
    flight to DC or NY. Wait! I can't get to DC or NY without first flying
    into Savannah, Georgia and then into Atlanta before connecting. Then maybe
    I could connect in Chicago before heading to LAX. Then maybe I could get a
    flight to San Fran... Oh, I do just love bouncing all over the U.S. and
    racing to make connections! Maybe I could catch a connection via the main
    island of Hawaii. Then I could hop a plane to Bangkok because I really
    would like to see if the key to the house at baan nung, hok siip saam (soy
    ekamai) still fits.

    Jill

  11. aem said:

    Has anyone else renamed a dish between the kitchen and the dining room?

    When my wife and I first got married, she was not the greatest of
    cooks. I would sometimes ask what something was, and she would tell me
    it was, "shut up and eat it." 🙂
    --
    Zilbandy - Tucson, Arizona USA <[email hidden]>
    Dead Suburban's Home Page: http://zilbandy.com/suburb/
    PGP Public Key: http://zilbandy.com/pgpkey.htm
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  12. jmcquown said:


    How funny! Someone suggested I check out Jet Blue to go to a party in
    California next year. They don't fly out of Memphis, so I'd have to get a
    flight to DC or NY. Wait! I can't get to DC or NY without first flying
    into Savannah, Georgia and then into Atlanta before connecting. Then maybe
    I could connect in Chicago before heading to LAX. Then maybe I could get a

    You don't have to make all your travel arrangements
    through priceline.com, unless you like travelling
    through all those airports in the middle of the night.

    http://www.citypaper.com/columns/story.asp?id=5565

  13. On Tue, 2 May 2006 18:21:51 -0500, "jmcquown" <[email hidden]>
    rummaged among random neurons and opined:

    <snippage>

    Quoted message said:

    Then maybe I could connect in Chicago before heading to LAX.

    <more snippage>

    Jet Blue also flies into Long Beach, which is a very small, unhassled
    airport.

    Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
    AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA

    "Most vigitaryans I iver see looked enough like their food to be
    classed as cannybals."

    Finley Peter Dunne (1900)

    To reply, replace "spaminator" with "cox"

  14. Terry Pulliam Burd said:

    On Tue, 2 May 2006 18:21:51 -0500, "jmcquown" <[email hidden]>
    rummaged among random neurons and opined:

    <snippage>

    Quoted message said:

    Then maybe I could connect in Chicago before heading to LAX.

    <more snippage>

    Jet Blue also flies into Long Beach, which is a very small, unhassled
    airport.

    Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd

    If they don't fly out of Memphis International, what's the point? I'd still
    have to fly to another place and connect at another place then hop off at
    another place and connect... you get the point, I'm sure.

    Jill

  15. "aem" <[email hidden]> wrote in news:1146594086.001732.315600
    @y43g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:

    Quoted message said:


    Has anyone else renamed a dish between the kitchen and the dining room?
    -aem

    I was a terrible cook for most of my life. Once, when I was a teenager, we
    had visitors and Mum was directing me in the making of hedgehog (a kind of
    chocolate slice) while she talked to them. She had me heat some butter and
    add sugar and cocoa, and then she said to add an egg. I looked dubiously
    at the bubbling mix and asked, "What, now?" She, distracted by the
    visitors, concurred. I called the resulting mess "Chocolate-fried egg in
    sweet butter", although we didn't actually eat it. I then made another
    batch, and this time let it cool before stirring the egg in and continuing
    with further ingredients 😉

    Also, "it's not burnt, it's caramelised!"

    K

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