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  1. Saturday's accident on the MUni left me with 7 stitches in a
    swollen chin, and I can't get my fencing mask on, so I had
    to cancel tonight's fencing lesson.

    Fortunately, the stitches aren't in the way of my helmet
    strap, so I decided to go for an evening ride on the 28.

    Oh how pleasant, ghosting alongside the sparkling Trent, the
    wavelets glistening with the reflected light of the yacht
    club and marina... a fox appears suddenly from the bushes on
    the river bank and darts across my path... the low lights
    from over the river throw my pale shadow far across the flat
    field... somewhere, a duck quacks, a fish splashes... or
    perhaps vice versa...

    The gates to the Water Sports Centre close at dusk, and by
    now it's pitch black, but they're open. I'm soon on the long
    tarmac straight that runs parallel to the main rowing lake.
    A gentle breeze speeds me onwards, snug and warm in my
    windproof top (now rinsed clean of blood stains!) and the
    calls of the rowers float across the water to me. Faint
    lights in the distance betray the presence of the slender
    shells which bear these fellow athletes across the dark
    bosom of the mere. An occasional jogger or cyclist passes in
    the gloom, nodding in curt surprise at my chosen vehicle.

    And soon I reach the end of the lake and make the long turn
    around the end, gradually facing into the wind which
    suddenly seems stronger... and BANG! A carelessly abandoned
    stick trips my speeding wheel. After 3.2 miles I find myself
    suddenly afoot.

    Never one to waste the opportunities that life throws before
    me, I decide to pump up my tyre a bit. It has been feeling a
    bit soft for the last couple of miles. Hmmm. The more I
    pump, the more it goes down. Pump pump hiss, pump pump
    hissssss, pump pump pump pump hissssssssssssssssssssss.

    The sound appears to be coming from the valve. It's one of
    those Presta valves, and I've never been quite sure how they
    work. I fiddle disconsolately, then decide to remove the
    tube to have a better look.

    Aha! Or, ho hum! The base of the valve has torn away,
    leaving a ghastly crescent smile in the tube. Time to walk
    home. I've ridden 3.2 miles. By cutting the corners, I'm
    sure I can reduce that to 3.

    Funny how the wind is colder and faster when you're walking
    3 miles carrying a unicycle.

    Moral? Carry a spare tube. It needn't be one more thing in
    your Camelbak - you can strap it to the seat tube, like
    bicyclists do. Another lesson learned.

    --
    Mikefule - Roland Hope School of Unicycling

    Sometimes I ride like a demon, sometimes like a lemon. It's an L of a
    difference.
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  2. Muni accident? i missed that thread, have you a link? (you
    can probably find it faster than me)

    Mike: I followed you posts for quite some time, but being
    really busy had slacked of form the forum for a while...Did
    you make your Coker goal around the tarmac yet? 12 miles in
    an hour, if I remember correctly.

    Hope your face heals well!

    I carry a spare tube in my camelback (not when on the Coker
    though! That spare is only gonna be bought when needed)

    As I am already wearing a backpack, my thoughts are, 'go
    ahead and fill the sucker up!'

    --
    Sofa - You Tu Tu Tuni?

    'Unicycle Product Reviews'
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  3. You will find the gory details here:
    'Mikefule's bout with unsolicited plastic surgery'
    (unicyclist.comshowthread.php)

    --
    harper - Old dog, no tricks

    -Greg Harper

    B L U E S H I F T

    "I hope to be a 90 year old guy who rides his unicycle to the store for
    whiskey and condoms." -J.D. Miller

    "Old people give me money, because I deliver their paper!" -
    James_Potter

    "Who needs fancy words and poetic prose to describe a ride when you have
    photos?"- JC

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  4. Sofa said:

    *Mike: I followed you posts for quite some time, but being
    really busy had slacked of form the forum for a
    while...Did you make your Coker goal around the tarmac
    yet? 12 miles in an hour, if I remember correctly. *

    At the time I was training for the Red Bull, although I
    missed that due to chipping a bone in my hand and spraining
    my wrist in a low speed Coker tumble about 4 days before the
    event. The best I ever did, on a stock Coker with 150mm
    cranks and improved pedals was 12.95 miles in exactly an
    hour. I also did 20.05 miles without dismounting at all, in
    about 1:55, if I remember correctly.

    Since then, I have got heavily into fencing (sword
    fighting, not post and rail :p ) which is occupying 2 - 3
    evenings a week, and some weekends. What with that and the
    dancing, and with my partner now living 250 miles away
    (something I said?😉) there hasn't been much time for
    unicycling, and my performance has slipped considerably.
    There's been a sudden burst of activity over the
    Christmas/New Year period, though. Once the evenings get
    lighter, I'll be back riding 1 - 2 nights most weeks, and
    some weekends, but I doubt I'll ever hit the same peak of
    fitness or near obsession as last summer.

    --
    Mikefule - Roland Hope School of Unicycling

    Sometimes I ride like a demon, sometimes like a lemon. It's an L of a
    difference.
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  5. Mikefule said:

    *I doubt I'll ever hit the same peak of fitness or near
    obsession as last summer. *


    It's our loss.

    --
    U-Turn - Wholly Roller

    Weep in the dojo... laugh on the battlefield.

    'Strongest Coker Wheel in the World'
    (unicyclist.comalbup39)

    'Unatics Website' (newyorkunicycle.comnewyorkunicycle.com)

    -- Dave Stockton
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  6. GILD said:

    somebody challenge mikefule to some distance event?
    please!

    Here's one...

    SSMM (Saab Salomon Mountain Mayhem) usually referred to
    as Red Bull.

    Come on, Mike, you know you wanna...

    June 26/27 2004, Malvern.

    Don't hurt yourself this time, that Des bloke we had to get
    in to replace you last year was useless. ;-)

    Regards, Mark.

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  7. U-Turn said:

    *It's our loss. *

    Don't worry Dave...he's bluffing

    --
    Sofa - You Tu Tu Tuni?

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    'London Unicycling Club Website ' (brianmackenzie.comLUC)
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    'when I'm at the limit of my endurance, 5% extra resistance could be
    enough to stop me in my track. ' - MikeFule

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  8. wow, Mike, you make events in your life into good
    storys, felt like I was there, sorry I didn't warn you
    about that stick.

    Andrew

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    What good will it be for a man if he gains the whole world, yet forfeits
    his soul? Or what can a man give in exchange for his soul? Matt. 16:26
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  9. so.... how did the stick half-rip your valve off the tube?

    --
    XWonka - Riding High

    "you have pretty much turned JC into "the spam bin" dont you think? So
    who gives a [censored]..." -Jagur to James_Potter

    "sorry.i wasnt going to sell it to anyone under thirty.especially not to
    an under 30 post padder." -Jagur to TheObieOne3226

    "dont be a loser,explain your opinion or get lost!" -Jagur to
    Rob-the-unrepentant

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  10. U-Turn said:

    *It's our loss. *

    somebody challenge mikefule to some distance event? please!

    🙁

    --
    GILD - Waffle-[censored]

    SPACESHIP EARTH

    Namaste!
    Dave
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  11. XWonka said:

    *so.... how did the stick half-rip your valve off
    the tube? *

    This is an astute and fair question indeed.

    The answer is that it didn't.

    I can honestly say that I am very careful indeed when
    replacing tyres and tubes, so I *know* I put it in
    straight. However, it was one of those valves without a
    little lock ring that you screw down to *almost* in contact
    with the rim.

    The 28 went for a long period without use, during which time
    the tube gradually deflated, perhaps due to a slow puncture,
    slightly faulty valve, or maybe porous tube. I dunno.

    Anyway, my guess is that the tube crept round a bit when
    soft, pulling the valve sideways. Also, I know that on the
    ride in question, I noticed that the rim was bottoming out
    on the rougher bits, which is why I decided to pump it up
    when I was fortuitously stopped by the stick. Perhaps during
    this phase of the ride, the tube crept round a bit too?

    It's hard to be precise, but it is clear that the end result
    was that the valve was not dead straight in the hole, and
    that the tube must therefore have crept round or bunched up
    putting an uneven strain on the base of the valve.

    Why all this detail? Because if it can happen to me, it can
    happen to all of us, so it's one more thing to check
    periodically.

    --
    Mikefule - Roland Hope School of Unicycling

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  12. ooh! Thank you for clearing that up. I was really confused,
    for I feared I would have to reinforce my valve stem when
    planning on traversing any stick-infested thoroughfares. 😉

    --
    XWonka - Touch My Tooter

    "Plus, if Elmer sees anyone commiting any crimes against safety, he can
    crush them with his huge ass."
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