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  1. Doctor ordered!

    After spending a week working (and riding, but not enough) in Taos, it
    was good to be back home again. After a full day playing with my boy I
    was scheduled to have a day to ride, so I called my buddy Steve and we
    made plans to meet Sunday morning for a classic ride that had just dried
    out enough to be ridable without damaging it.

    I got to the appointed place a little late, but Steve wasn't there. I
    saw another group of friends heading out for the climb as I got ready to
    ride. But where was Steve? I gave him specific instructions on where to
    meet. Could he have gotten mixed up and gone to the old meeting spot? Of
    course he did! So once we got that straightened out we started the 13
    Mile climb spinning along and chatting.

    It was a beautiful sunny day but early enough that the sun wasn't really
    cooking us. We climbed and climbed. We both noted how we forget just how
    long the climb is after not riding the trail for a few months. We
    continued to climb until the big creek crossing.

    After a cold, painful and shoeless crossing (to keep the shoes dry) we
    continued climbing, but now it got steep. There's even a section that
    requires use of the granny gear. Steve was riding really strong. Yeah Steve!

    Finally we topped out and took a little break.

    <http://tinyurl.com/2kdw69/img_2091.jpg>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2kdw69/img_2092.jpg>

    Then we headed down the trail. I love how it starts, as if you're riding
    off the edge of the world.

    tinyurl.comimg 2094%20(2).jpg>

    It rolls up and down for a bit and there was some horse damage that made
    it a little rough in spots as we came in and out of the trees.

    <http://tinyurl.com/2kdw69/img_2098.jpg>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2kdw69/img_2101%20(2).jpg>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2kdw69/img_2106.jpg>

    Fortunately it got smoother and fast for the really fun part. The DH
    just seems to go on forever, sort of like the climb.

    <http://tinyurl.com/2kdw69/img_2114.jpg>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2kdw69/img_2115.jpg>

    Then we climb a little more for the final steep and rocky descent down
    to the river and trailhead (and beer!).

    We paused to take in the views before the last descent and got buzzed by
    this little guy who seemed to be attracted to my red jersey. Then he
    hung out on a branch long enough for me to snap a good portrait before
    we moved on.

    <http://tinyurl.com/2kdw69/img_2120%20(2).jpg>

    It was a good day and just what I needed!

    Matt

  2. MattB said:

    Doctor ordered!
    After a full day playing with my boy

    I bet that hurt?

  3. CowPunk said:
    MattB said:

    Doctor ordered!
    After a full day playing with my boy

    I bet that hurt?

    Attempted pedophile humor?
    I don't quite get it, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to either.

    Matt

  4. MattB said:


    <http://tinyurl.com/2kdw69/img_2114.jpg>

    Nice! My kind of trail. I'm doing the Gold Dust trail in Como
    (whatever and wherever that is) on Saturday. If it looks half as good
    as this, I'll be happy.

    Quoted message said:

    <http://tinyurl.com/2kdw69/img_2120%20(2).jpg>

    Got a name for this cool looking bird?

    Nice report and very nice trail. Obviously, not a day trip for me but
    wort a camping weekend?

    --
    o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o
    www.schnauzers.ws

  5. Ride-A-Lot said:
    MattB said:


    <http://tinyurl.com/2kdw69/img_2114.jpg>

    Nice! My kind of trail. I'm doing the Gold Dust trail in Como
    (whatever and wherever that is) on Saturday. If it looks half as good
    as this, I'll be happy.

    Quoted message said:

    <http://tinyurl.com/2kdw69/img_2120%20(2).jpg>

    Got a name for this cool looking bird?

    Nice report and very nice trail. Obviously, not a day trip for me but
    wort a camping weekend?

    Thanks.

    The bird is some kind of hummingbird but I'm not enough of a bird
    watcher to be able to tell you what variety.

    It's a great trail and has been a longtime favorite of mine. There's
    lots of nearby camping, both in developed camp sites like the one at the
    trailhead and undeveloped in the surrounding forest.

    If someone from elsewhere was to come and camp nearby, you could
    probably do this one day and check out other (famous or obscure) stuff
    another day. It's maybe 20 Miles from Crested Butte. I'd say it's
    probably worth it, but what do I know?

    Matt

  6. What a great trail.

    JD

  7. Ride-A-Lot said:
    Quoted message said:

    <http://tinyurl.com/2kdw69/img_2120%20(2).jpg>

    Got a name for this cool looking bird?

    Retirement Home Oral Sex.

    {pause}

    Gray Hummer.

    Bill "slooowww afternoon" S.

  8. MattB said:
    CowPunk said:

    On Jun 12, 10:22 am, MattB <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Doctor ordered!
    After a full day playing with my boy

    Quoted message said:

    I bet that hurt?

    Attempted pedophile humor?
    I don't quite get it, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to either.

    Matt

    Funny how pedophilia was the first thought that popped into your
    mind... when it was obvious I'm referring to masturbation.

  9. On Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:22:02 -0600, MattB <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Doctor ordered!

    After spending a week working (and riding, but not enough) in Taos, it
    was good to be back home again. After a full day playing with my boy I
    was scheduled to have a day to ride, so I called my buddy Steve and we
    made plans to meet Sunday morning for a classic ride that had just dried
    out enough to be ridable without damaging it.

    I got to the appointed place a little late, but Steve wasn't there. I
    saw another group of friends heading out for the climb as I got ready to
    ride. But where was Steve? I gave him specific instructions on where to
    meet. Could he have gotten mixed up and gone to the old meeting spot? Of
    course he did! So once we got that straightened out we started the 13
    Mile climb spinning along and chatting.

    It was a beautiful sunny day but early enough that the sun wasn't really
    cooking us. We climbed and climbed. We both noted how we forget just how
    long the climb is after not riding the trail for a few months. We
    continued to climb until the big creek crossing.

    After a cold, painful and shoeless crossing (to keep the shoes dry) we
    continued climbing, but now it got steep. There's even a section that
    requires use of the granny gear. Steve was riding really strong. Yeah Steve!

    Finally we topped out and took a little break.

    <http://tinyurl.com/2kdw69/img_2091.jpg>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2kdw69/img_2092.jpg>

    Then we headed down the trail. I love how it starts, as if you're riding
    off the edge of the world.

    tinyurl.comimg 2094%20(2).jpg>

    It rolls up and down for a bit and there was some horse damage that made
    it a little rough in spots as we came in and out of the trees.

    <http://tinyurl.com/2kdw69/img_2098.jpg>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2kdw69/img_2101%20(2).jpg>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2kdw69/img_2106.jpg>

    Fortunately it got smoother and fast for the really fun part. The DH
    just seems to go on forever, sort of like the climb.

    <http://tinyurl.com/2kdw69/img_2114.jpg>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2kdw69/img_2115.jpg>

    Then we climb a little more for the final steep and rocky descent down
    to the river and trailhead (and beer!).

    We paused to take in the views before the last descent and got buzzed by
    this little guy who seemed to be attracted to my red jersey. Then he
    hung out on a branch long enough for me to snap a good portrait before
    we moved on.

    <http://tinyurl.com/2kdw69/img_2120%20(2).jpg>

    It was a good day and just what I needed!

    How exciting....

    Quoted message said:

    Matt


    --
    I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
    humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
    years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

    Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of!

    http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

  10. CowPunk said:


    Funny how pedophilia was the first thought that popped into your
    mind... when it was obvious I'm referring to masturbation.

    Now _this_ is what alt.mountain-bike is all about!

    CC

  11. CowPunk said:
    MattB said:
    CowPunk said:

    On Jun 12, 10:22 am, MattB <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:

    >Doctor ordered!
    >After a full day playing with my boy

    Quoted message said:

    I bet that hurt?

    Attempted pedophile humor?
    I don't quite get it, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to either.

    Matt

    Funny how pedophilia was the first thought that popped into your
    mind... when it was obvious I'm referring to masturbation.

    Hmmm. I guess I get it now. Slightly less not funny then what I
    originally thought but still not all that clever.

    You see when I say "playing with my boy" what comes to mind is my son.
    When you make a joke that I (correctly) suspect has sexual connotations,
    and he's part of what I was talking about, is it that much of a stretch
    to think it was some kind of pedophile reference?

    Anyway, whatever. "Ha ha" I guess.

    Matt

  12. MattB said:
    CowPunk said:
    MattB said:

    CowPunk wrote:

    > On Jun 12, 10:22 am, MattB <[email hidden]> wrote:

    >> Doctor ordered!
    >> After a full day playing with my boy

    > I bet that hurt?

    Attempted pedophile humor?
    I don't quite get it, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to either.

    Matt

    Funny how pedophilia was the first thought that popped into your
    mind... when it was obvious I'm referring to masturbation.

    Hmmm. I guess I get it now. Slightly less not funny then what I
    originally thought but still not all that clever.

    You see when I say "playing with my boy" what comes to mind is my son.
    When you make a joke that I (correctly) suspect has sexual connotations,
    and he's part of what I was talking about, is it that much of a stretch
    to think it was some kind of pedophile reference?

    Anyway, whatever. "Ha ha" I guess.

    Matt

    Matt,

    He's obviously someone who does not have children aside from having very
    strange thoughts. I knew exactly what you meant. Is he still doing
    those tumbles on his head? When is he hitting the trails?

    --
    o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o
    www.schnauzers.ws

  13. Ride-A-Lot said:
    MattB said:
    CowPunk said:

    On Jun 12, 1:30 pm, MattB <[email hidden]> wrote:

    > CowPunk wrote:
    >
    >> On Jun 12, 10:22 am, MattB <[email hidden]> wrote:
    >
    >
    >>> Doctor ordered!
    >>> After a full day playing with my boy
    >
    >
    >> I bet that hurt?
    >
    >
    > Attempted pedophile humor?
    > I don't quite get it, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to either.
    >
    > Matt

    Funny how pedophilia was the first thought that popped into your
    mind... when it was obvious I'm referring to masturbation.

    Hmmm. I guess I get it now. Slightly less not funny then what I
    originally thought but still not all that clever.

    You see when I say "playing with my boy" what comes to mind is my son.
    When you make a joke that I (correctly) suspect has sexual
    connotations, and he's part of what I was talking about, is it that
    much of a stretch to think it was some kind of pedophile reference?

    Anyway, whatever. "Ha ha" I guess.

    Matt

    Matt,

    He's obviously someone who does not have children aside from having very
    strange thoughts. I knew exactly what you meant. Is he still doing
    those tumbles on his head? When is he hitting the trails?

    No biggie. I've had a joke or two fall flat. I don't think it was malicious.

    He learned not to land on his head pretty quickly. That phase lasted
    maybe a couple of days.
    And trails? Check it out:

    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/IMG_1740%20(2).JPG>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/img_1742%20(2).jpg>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/img_1773.jpg>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/img_1779%20(2).jpg>

    Matt

  14. MattB said:
    Ride-A-Lot said:
    MattB said:

    CowPunk wrote:

    > On Jun 12, 1:30 pm, MattB <[email hidden]> wrote:
    >
    >> CowPunk wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Jun 12, 10:22 am, MattB <[email hidden]> wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>> Doctor ordered!
    >>>> After a full day playing with my boy
    >>
    >>
    >>> I bet that hurt?
    >>
    >>
    >> Attempted pedophile humor?
    >> I don't quite get it, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to either.
    >>
    >> Matt
    >
    >
    >
    > Funny how pedophilia was the first thought that popped into your
    > mind... when it was obvious I'm referring to masturbation.
    >

    Hmmm. I guess I get it now. Slightly less not funny then what I
    originally thought but still not all that clever.

    You see when I say "playing with my boy" what comes to mind is my
    son. When you make a joke that I (correctly) suspect has sexual
    connotations, and he's part of what I was talking about, is it that
    much of a stretch to think it was some kind of pedophile reference?

    Anyway, whatever. "Ha ha" I guess.

    Matt

    Matt,

    He's obviously someone who does not have children aside from having
    very strange thoughts. I knew exactly what you meant. Is he still
    doing those tumbles on his head? When is he hitting the trails?

    No biggie. I've had a joke or two fall flat. I don't think it was
    malicious.

    He learned not to land on his head pretty quickly. That phase lasted
    maybe a couple of days.
    And trails? Check it out:

    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/IMG_1740%20(2).JPG>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/img_1742%20(2).jpg>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/img_1773.jpg>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/img_1779%20(2).jpg>

    Matt

    That's awesome! Can I pay you to tow me around like that? I'll even
    pedal... once or twice. 🙂

    --
    o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o
    www.schnauzers.ws

  15. Ride-A-Lot said:
    MattB said:
    Ride-A-Lot said:

    MattB wrote:

    > CowPunk wrote:
    >
    >> On Jun 12, 1:30 pm, MattB <[email hidden]> wrote:
    >>
    >>> CowPunk wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Jun 12, 10:22 am, MattB <[email hidden]> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>> Doctor ordered!
    >>>>> After a full day playing with my boy
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>> I bet that hurt?
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Attempted pedophile humor?
    >>> I don't quite get it, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to either.
    >>>
    >>> Matt
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> Funny how pedophilia was the first thought that popped into your
    >> mind... when it was obvious I'm referring to masturbation.
    >>
    >
    > Hmmm. I guess I get it now. Slightly less not funny then what I
    > originally thought but still not all that clever.
    >
    > You see when I say "playing with my boy" what comes to mind is my
    > son. When you make a joke that I (correctly) suspect has sexual
    > connotations, and he's part of what I was talking about, is it that
    > much of a stretch to think it was some kind of pedophile reference?
    >
    > Anyway, whatever. "Ha ha" I guess.
    >
    > Matt

    Matt,

    He's obviously someone who does not have children aside from having
    very strange thoughts. I knew exactly what you meant. Is he still
    doing those tumbles on his head? When is he hitting the trails?

    No biggie. I've had a joke or two fall flat. I don't think it was
    malicious.

    He learned not to land on his head pretty quickly. That phase lasted
    maybe a couple of days.
    And trails? Check it out:

    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/IMG_1740%20(2).JPG>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/img_1742%20(2).jpg>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/img_1773.jpg>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/img_1779%20(2).jpg>

    Matt

    That's awesome! Can I pay you to tow me around like that? I'll even
    pedal... once or twice. 🙂

    Sure! It's expensive but surely worth it.
    You'll probably even fit the bike we have! <ducks>

    Matt (can't resist a good setup)

  16. MattB said:


    He learned not to land on his head pretty quickly. That phase lasted
    maybe a couple of days.
    And trails? Check it out:

    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/IMG_1740%20(2).JPG>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/img_1742%20(2).jpg>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/img_1773.jpg>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/img_1779%20(2).jpg>

    Nice.

    Greg
    --
    The ticketbastard Tax Tracker:
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    Dethink to survive - Mclusky

  17. Some very sweet trails and I'm totally jealous. Having just moved back
    to Houston I really missing having some topography and I'm having to
    make do with flat river side single track.

  18. "MattB"
    snip lame attempt at humour and subsequent retort....

    re: the boy
    Is he still doing

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    those tumbles on his head? When is he hitting the trails?

    No biggie. I've had a joke or two fall flat. I don't think it was
    malicious.

    He learned not to land on his head pretty quickly. That phase lasted maybe
    a couple of days.
    And trails? Check it out:

    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/IMG_1740%20(2).JPG>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/img_1742%20(2).jpg>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/img_1773.jpg>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/img_1779%20(2).jpg>

    Matt

    Hurry up and have that second kid, I have a tandem trailer bike I'll damn
    near give away, comes with baby seat as well as a second regular seat. I
    think it's a six speed rear derailleur (who thought up the spelling on that
    word>???)
    Gary

  19. GeeDubb said:


    "MattB"
    snip lame attempt at humour and subsequent retort....

    re: the boy
    Is he still doing

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    those tumbles on his head? When is he hitting the trails?

    No biggie. I've had a joke or two fall flat. I don't think it was
    malicious.

    He learned not to land on his head pretty quickly. That phase lasted
    maybe a couple of days.
    And trails? Check it out:

    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/IMG_1740%20(2).JPG>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/img_1742%20(2).jpg>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/img_1773.jpg>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/img_1779%20(2).jpg>

    Matt

    Hurry up and have that second kid, I have a tandem trailer bike I'll
    damn near give away, comes with baby seat as well as a second regular
    seat. I think it's a six speed rear derailleur (who thought up the
    spelling on that word>???)

    Speaking of tandems Gary., Couldn't you see Matt and Mrs. B riping it
    up (on or off road) on a tandem? Damn, they'd be scary fast :-)

    Shawn

  20. Shawn said:
    GeeDubb said:


    "MattB"
    snip lame attempt at humour and subsequent retort....

    re: the boy
    Is he still doing

    Quoted message said:

    > those tumbles on his head? When is he hitting the trails?
    >

    No biggie. I've had a joke or two fall flat. I don't think it was
    malicious.

    He learned not to land on his head pretty quickly. That phase lasted
    maybe a couple of days.
    And trails? Check it out:

    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/IMG_1740%20(2).JPG>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/img_1742%20(2).jpg>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/img_1773.jpg>
    <http://tinyurl.com/2aklr2/img_1779%20(2).jpg>

    Matt

    Hurry up and have that second kid, I have a tandem trailer bike I'll
    damn near give away, comes with baby seat as well as a second regular
    seat. I think it's a six speed rear derailleur (who thought up the
    spelling on that word>???)

    Speaking of tandems Gary., Couldn't you see Matt and Mrs. B riping it
    up (on or off road) on a tandem? Damn, they'd be scary fast :-)

    Shawn

    We've thought about it but I like to be able to steer and she likes to
    have her face somewhere other than right behind my ass (can't blame her
    for that).
    Those are irreconcilable differences when it comes to tandem riding!
    Luckily the boy doesn't know any better (yet). When he does it will be
    good incentive to ride his own bike!

    Matt

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