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  1. Day 1: Wednesday December 26
    ============================

    Vix and I decided we would work off our Christmas dinners and hangovers
    by
    cycling in a 60 mile loop around Cambridge, trundling through many of
    the
    local villages that we have not yet visited up to Cottenham, and then
    back
    again. The outward journey went round the East side of Cambridge, and
    we
    came back to the West of Cambridge.

    We set off at 8.30am. The sun had risen, more or less, and we had
    plenty of
    light. The plan was to be in Cottenham by midday-ish, enjoy a fabulous
    pub
    lunch, and be home again in time to watch the sunset. Things didn't go
    quite
    according to this plan.

    Given that this was Boxing Day, having got ourselves up and ready by
    this
    time is little short of a miracle. The pain hit after only a couple of
    miles,
    when we both found our porridge sitting rather heavily on top of
    undigested
    roasties swimming in beer, gin, Baileys and whisky. With no option but
    to
    carry on, we carried on, and the indigestion soon passed.

    After that, all we had to contend with was being less than supremely
    fit.
    Progress was a bit slower than we had anticipated, so we didn't arrive
    in
    Cottenham until after 1.00pm. I was concerned that we were going to be

    completing the ride in the dark.

    There's nothing much to report about the villages we cycled through,
    but
    I'll comment on a few 'highlights'.

    The first section to Great Chishill had signs saying it was blocked. A

    landslide had occurred but this seemed to have been mostly cleared, and
    didn't
    trouble us. The road surface had the consistency of clay slip but was
    rideable.

    We took a detour after Teversham, along a farm track. At first it was
    very
    rideable gravel, but then turned into slimy mud. This was not one of
    our best
    ever ideas, but we were soon back on the road to Horningsea and
    thinking about
    lunch.

    It transpired that the Chequers Pub in Cottenham does not do lunch nor
    even
    sandwiches on Boxing Day. They didn't do much beer either. The decent
    ales were
    all off, so I had to make do with John Smiths. Those who have been on
    many (in
    fact, any) rides with me will know the fundamental importance of beer
    to the
    smooth running of my Coker. I'd forgone the pleasure of trying pubs in
    all the
    other villages because we had so little daylight time, only to face
    this ...
    this ... travesty! Ho hum. we made a picnic of our cycling snacks, and
    set off
    on the return leg.

    We took fewer pictures on the way back, seeing as we were racing
    against the
    sunset. It was seriously dusky by the time we reached Newton. I had a
    wonderful
    experience on the road from here to Fowlmere: a barn owl was flying low
    along
    the hedgerow a little in front of me, and at about the same speed,
    clearly
    hunting for dinner. It crossed the road twice just as I was catching it
    up,
    and seemed unconcerned about my presence. It's passage was silent. In
    the end,
    it descended onto a field and I assume some hapless rodent went to
    complain
    to it's maker. A little later, in Barley, we heard owls calling, but it
    just
    wasn't the same.

    By the time we reached Fowlmere, it was dark, so I'm counting the last
    seven
    miles as night riding. We had lights but, thanks to poor planning on my
    part,
    we had only one rear light between us. So we leap-frogged along the
    road. I'd
    go ahead, but not too far, and wait for Vix to catch up. Vix had the
    rear light
    at first, and I turned to dazzle any approaching drivers with my Lumis.
    As a
    safety strategy, this worked, but probably did not endear me to those
    drivers.
    I normally curse cyclists who don't use lights, so you can imagine my
    emabarrassment.

    We were very glad to reach home. I'm pleased to report that I suffered
    no numb
    bum during the day at all. This pleasing outcome is something of a
    first for
    such a distance, though my legs were tired by the end. Wearing two
    pairs of
    cycle shorts is clearly the way forward.

    Summary:
    --------

    Distance: The ride was 62.4 miles (100 km). My odometer was on the
    blink so I
    got the distance from Google Maps. 10 km of this were ridden at night.

    Climbing: Cambridgeshire and Hertfordshire are not known for their
    hills, but
    there are some little ones. Most of the climbing is concentrated in the
    Southern
    part of our loop - i.e. at the start and, worse, the end. I don't have
    a GPS device,
    so I've estimated the climbing by counting the contours on the OS map.

    Some were faint, or not obviously crossing the route, so it's a
    ballpark figure.
    Contours are spaced at 10 metres, so the actual height was probably
    more than
    my estimate of 570 metres up and 570 metres down.

    Time: We arrived home at 5.30pm, and had stopped for at least 2 hours
    worth
    of bum breaks during the day. The odo, when it was working, reckoned I
    was
    averaging 11 mph. So, the average speed was quite low, but not too bad

    considering I haven't ridden my Coker for months.

    Weather: Aside from the light conditions already mentioned, the weather
    was
    generally fine. Scattered clouds, no rain, not much wind (ignored in my
    score).

    Score: 200.

    If you are interested, the following directions can be pasted into
    Google Maps
    to show you our journey.

    Outward journey
    ---------------
    From:
    barkway

    To:
    Bogmoor Rd @52.021120, 0.048010 to:
    Heydon Ln @52.040813, 0.092843 to:
    Grange Rd @52.069760, 0.170770 to:
    Moorfield Rd @52.096755, 0.158511 to:
    N Rd @52.115106, 0.145965 to:
    Church St @52.144010, 0.123240 to:
    Hinton Way @52.155208, 0.150428 to:
    Pierce Ln @52.184960, 0.212790 to:
    High Ditch Rd @52.219280, 0.177030 to:
    Clayhithe Rd @52.256850, 0.199170 to:
    cottenham

    Return journey
    --------------
    From:
    cottenham

    To:
    Dry Drayton Rd @52.250964, 0.049123 to:
    Dry Drayton Rd @52.229729, 0.039758 to:
    Long Rd @52.194773, 0.030130 to:
    Washpit Ln @52.156116, 0.025335 to:
    Newton Rd @52.131256, 0.089762 to:
    barkway

    Day 2: Thursday December 27
    ===========================

    This was a workday for me. The office is 20 miles from home, so the
    plan was
    basically to commute to work on the Coker, but to do the whole things
    in the
    dark to make up for the shorter distance. This meant setting off from
    home
    at 5.35am, so I could arrive at work before the sunrise.

    The ride to work was pretty uneventful. It took 1 hour 56 minutes,
    including
    one five minute stop for food and a much-needed liberal application of
    butt
    butter (bit of nut roast going on with the gentleman's vegetables). The
    only
    other dismount was to cross the A505, which was surprisingly busy at
    that time.
    Most of the ride is along quiet unlit country lanes, and only four
    vehicles
    passed me before I reached the A10 at 6.35.

    Despite the almost complete absence of traffic or pedestrians to
    witness them,
    I observed that the Christmas lights/displays were turned on at all of
    those
    houses whose owners had seen fit to festoon them with Santas, snowmen,
    reindeer
    and the rest. My working hypothesis is that these displays are landing
    strips
    for Father Christmas. It would be a tragedy if the modern world's light

    pollution caused him to overlook your house, so obviously the solution
    is to
    create even more light pollution. And if you've gone to all the trouble
    of
    creating the display, you're going to want to leave it turned on until
    January
    (at least), aren't you. Can you say 'global warming'? Bah! Humbug! And
    other
    exclamations of a generally Dickensian tone!

    The ride home was much, much harder. By this time, my legs had pretty
    much
    had enough, and I seemed to spend the whole time fighting the Coker,
    which
    kept pulling to the right. I don't know if the seat was twisted, the
    wheel
    was lopsided in the frame, my bag was badly packed, my cycle shorts
    were
    lumpy, or all of the above, but I ended up with a sore back, which
    slowed
    me down.

    There was also something of a headwind. I don't think it really
    qualified as
    'strong winds', but there was a persistent drag factor to combat,
    especially
    on the more exposed sections. I've found over the years that a headwind
    when
    going downhill makes you feel like you're going on the flat, when going
    on
    the flat it makes you feel like you're going uphill, and when going
    uphill
    makes you feel like getting off (I didn't). I've guestimated this to be

    equivalent to 5 km of strong winds.

    I stopped more often on the way home, partly to take some pictures, but
    mainly
    to rest my legs. The last few climbs, between Barley and Barkway, were
    particularly
    unpleasant, and I was very happy indeed to reach the sign for Barkway -
    downhill
    all the way to the house. The medical term for my condition as I
    staggered into
    the house is 'utterly bollocksed'. I'm more tired than I've been during
    longer
    tours, so I need to get myself back into shape. Cycling to work on two
    wheels
    clearly isn't doing the job. I didn't even have the energy to drink
    beer, a
    condition best described as disconcerting. The only other time I felt
    this way
    was after the century ride with Roger and the gang.

    Summary:
    --------

    Distance: The ride was 40.1 miles (64 km). My odometer was working
    today. The
    entire ride was at night.

    Climbing: I once again estimated the climbing from OS map contours. My
    estimate
    is 250 metres up and 250 metres down.

    Time: The odometer said my average speed overall was only 9.8 mph,
    which is
    quite poor, especially when you consider that it was about 11 mph for
    the
    first half. A little over four hours of riding, with a five minute
    break in
    the morning, and about 45 minutes of breaks in the evening.

    Weather: The weather was basically fine, but a little breezy as
    mentioned. No
    rain. Though it was dark, it was overcast, and the clouds were dimly
    reflecting
    the lights from all those Christmas displays. When I reached Cambridge,
    the sky
    was just starting to take on that dark blue tinge that means the sun is
    beginning
    to think about rising soon. I've claimed 5 km of strong winds.

    Score: 185.

    If you are interested, the following directions can be pasted into
    Google Maps
    to show you my route. There is an odd little excursion in central
    Cambridge, due
    to the one way system. My route was slightly different, but about the
    same distance.

    Outward journey
    ---------------
    From:
    barkway

    To:
    Unknown road @52.097670, 0.089762 to:
    Brook Rd @52.114479, 0.098551 to:
    A1134/Trumpington Rd @52.197390, 0.122194 to:
    Trumpington St @52.201897, 0.118081 to:
    Emmanuel St @52.205007, 0.124408 to:
    Warkworth St @52.204756, 0.129990 to:
    Elm St @52.206176, 0.126944 to:
    Victoria Ave @52.213405, 0.125720 to:
    cb4 0dw

    Return journey
    --------------
    The same.

    PS: I've placed photos on Facebook, having forgotten that you can't do
    diddly on
    there without having an account. I was myself forced to open my account
    by being
    made a 'friend' of someone. I hate this insidious level of instrusive
    ID acquisition
    so, if you don't want to create an account, let me know and I'll find
    somewhere more
    public.

    Al

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  2. AlanChambers said:


    PS: I've placed photos on Facebook, having forgotten that you can't do
    diddly on
    there without having an account. I was myself forced to open my account
    by being
    made a 'friend' of someone. I hate this insidious level of instrusive
    ID acquisition
    so, if you don't want to create an account, let me know and I'll find
    somewhere more
    public.

    Hi Alan,

    First of all, congratulations on qualifying. Going for a 60 mile ride
    would have been the last thing I wanted to do on Boxing Day!

    I'd love to see the photos, however, despite pressure from most people
    I know, I still won't sign up for either a MyFace or SpaceBook account.
    For photo hosting I use 'Picasa ' (http://picasaweb.google.co.uk)from
    Google. It does require you having a gmail account and installing a
    bit of (very good) software though. Or, failing that, a lot of people
    like 'Flikr' (http://www.flickr.com/), although I've never used it
    myself.

    See you in Nova Scotia!

    STM

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  3. I must have been tired when I wrote that. Check out the apostrophes in
    its/it's. :-(

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  4. Nice write up, man.

    What is this "beer" you speak of ? Is it like the cocktail of heavy
    metals, hydrocarbons, dioxins etc that we lobsters receive to drink
    from you humans, just before you haul us from our cozy (if toxic) homes
    to devour our tasty (yet toxin laden) flesh ?

    STL

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  5. That was a thouroughly entertaining read 🙂 An eventful 2 days of
    riding. Well done on completing the 160km !!

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  6. AlanChambers said:

    They didn't do much beer either. The decent ales were all off, so I had
    to make do with John Smiths.

    Now /that's/ dedication.

    Quoted message said:

    Those who have been on many (in fact, any) rides with me will know the
    fundamental importance of beer to the smooth running of my Coker. I'd
    forgone the pleasure of trying pubs in all the other villages because
    we had so little daylight time, only to face this ... this ...
    travesty!

    I feel your pain.

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