Shorts that don't bunch up?

<< I bought a pair of v-notch shorts, about 4" inseam I think, and
they constantly bunch up in the crotch area, it's very distracting. >>

Bought V-notch shorts, you say,
A 4-inch inseam? Quite a disdainfully short
Inseam, seems to me, don't you think?
Got botched up, you say, at your circumsizom,
And now, alas, no jizzom comes
You say, when you've got to come?
Or came? Or have you gotten all bunched
Up, an itchy crotch,
No where to go,
Nothing to do when you get here?
Unzipped and ripped?
Forgot what to do, what to say?

<< I'd like a light pair of shorts with room for my legs to move, without
having them constantly bunch up. It feels like a frontal wedgie and
throws me off >>

So now, like, you're all wedged out,
You've acquired a fancy frontal wedgie ~
Aint high technology kewl?
I wasn't taught that in school ~
No, wait, yes, why, I believe I was!
Taught, that is, tight as a tight-rope wire,
Stretched across my lunar mean.
Sorta like now: Wired, buzzed, Ultra Zenned ~
Got a Bad Hankering Yen
Pour vous! So tell me more.
Yes? You're stretched out on your personal
Masturbation incline wedge beam?
Beaming scruptious thought to me?
Gottem! Tell me more?
How's the show? What finale?
Who's your Svengalli?! Need to know
More! What's my score
In your game?

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Wear thong panties

On 14 Oct 2004 05:16:48 GMT, [email hidden] (Brilliant One)

Quoted message said:

<< I bought a pair of v-notch shorts, about 4" inseam I think, and
they constantly bunch up in the crotch area, it's very distracting. >>

Bought V-notch shorts, you say,
A 4-inch inseam? Quite a disdainfully short
Inseam, seems to me, don't you think?
Got botched up, you say, at your circumsizom,
And now, alas, no jizzom comes
You say, when you've got to come?
Or came? Or have you gotten all bunched
Up, an itchy crotch,
No where to go,
Nothing to do when you get here?
Unzipped and ripped?
Forgot what to do, what to say?

<< I'd like a light pair of shorts with room for my legs to move, without
having them constantly bunch up. It feels like a frontal wedgie and
throws me off >>

So now, like, you're all wedged out,
You've acquired a fancy frontal wedgie ~
Aint high technology kewl?
I wasn't taught that in school ~
No, wait, yes, why, I believe I was!
Taught, that is, tight as a tight-rope wire,
Stretched across my lunar mean.
Sorta like now: Wired, buzzed, Ultra Zenned ~
Got a Bad Hankering Yen
Pour vous! So tell me more.
Yes? You're stretched out on your personal
Masturbation incline wedge beam?
Beaming scruptious thought to me?
Gottem! Tell me more?
How's the show? What finale?
Who's your Svengalli?! Need to know
More! What's my score
In your game?

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Of course you didn't have this problem 20 years ago...........your
keester wasn't 2 axe handles wide 20 years ago.

Janithor <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

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I don't remember having this problem when I ran in high school (20 years
ago). I bought a pair of v-notch shorts, about 4" inseam I think, and
they constantly bunch up in the crotch area, it's very distracting.

I also have a pair of long nylon shorts, I think 6+" inseam. These
don't bunch up as much, the material is also heavier.

I'd like a light pair of shorts with room for my legs to move, without
having them constantly bunch up. It feels like a frontal wedgie and
throws me off throughout my run. Any suggestions?

Smaller size? Different brand?

[email hidden] (Brilliant One) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

<< I bought a pair of v-notch shorts, about 4" inseam I think, and
they constantly bunch up in the crotch area, it's very distracting. >>

Bought V-notch shorts, you say,
A 4-inch inseam? Quite a disdainfully short
Inseam, seems to me, don't you think?
Got botched up, you say, at your circumsizom,
And now, alas, no jizzom comes
You say, when you've got to come?
Or came? Or have you gotten all bunched
Up, an itchy crotch,
No where to go,
Nothing to do when you get here?
Unzipped and ripped?
Forgot what to do, what to say?

<< I'd like a light pair of shorts with room for my legs to move, without
having them constantly bunch up. It feels like a frontal wedgie and
throws me off >>

So now, like, you're all wedged out,
You've acquired a fancy frontal wedgie ~
Aint high technology kewl?
I wasn't taught that in school ~
No, wait, yes, why, I believe I was!
Taught, that is, tight as a tight-rope wire,
Stretched across my lunar mean.
Sorta like now: Wired, buzzed, Ultra Zenned ~
Got a Bad Hankering Yen
Pour vous! So tell me more.
Yes? You're stretched out on your personal
Masturbation incline wedge beam?
Beaming scruptious thought to me?
Gottem! Tell me more?
How's the show? What finale?
Who's your Svengalli?! Need to know
More! What's my score
In your game?

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The nude beach.

<< Wear thong panties >>

When?

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<< Of course you didn't have this problem 20 years ago...........your
keester wasn't 2 axe handles wide 20 years ago. >>

Huh?
*dazed look*

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<< It feels like a frontal wedgie >>

Where can I buy one of those?

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Janithor said:

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I don't remember having this problem when I ran in high school (20
years ago). I bought a pair of v-notch shorts, about 4" inseam I
think, and they constantly bunch up in the crotch area, it's very
distracting.

I also have a pair of long nylon shorts, I think 6+" inseam. These
don't bunch up as much, the material is also heavier.

I'd like a light pair of shorts with room for my legs to move, without
having them constantly bunch up. It feels like a frontal wedgie and
throws me off throughout my run. Any suggestions?

I had the same problem. The guy at the running store said that they're
either too large for me, or perhaps the brand is no good for my body shape
(which resembles either a pear or a penquin depending on who you ask... :-))

I would suggest buying 1 size smaller, or maybe trying some different
brands. I switched to a different brand, and I'm happy now.

Regards,
H.

Its from having fat thighs - use the longer inseam ones

Janithor wrote in message <[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

x-no-archive: yes

I don't remember having this problem when I ran in high school (20 years
ago). I bought a pair of v-notch shorts, about 4" inseam I think, and
they constantly bunch up in the crotch area, it's very distracting.

I also have a pair of long nylon shorts, I think 6+" inseam. These
don't bunch up as much, the material is also heavier.

I'd like a light pair of shorts with room for my legs to move, without
having them constantly bunch up. It feels like a frontal wedgie and
throws me off throughout my run. Any suggestions?

x-no-archive: yes

Tony said:

Its from having fat thighs - use the longer inseam ones

Janithor wrote in message <[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

x-no-archive: yes

I don't remember having this problem when I ran in high school (20 years
ago). I bought a pair of v-notch shorts, about 4" inseam I think, and
they constantly bunch up in the crotch area, it's very distracting.

I also have a pair of long nylon shorts, I think 6+" inseam. These
don't bunch up as much, the material is also heavier.

I'd like a light pair of shorts with room for my legs to move, without
having them constantly bunch up. It feels like a frontal wedgie and
throws me off throughout my run. Any suggestions?

You can see my thighs? I don't even have a webcam. Creepy!

On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 21:07:24 GMT, Janithor <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

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Tony said:

Its from having fat thighs - use the longer inseam ones

<snip>

Quoted message said:

You can see my thighs? I don't even have a webcam. Creepy!

i have only seen this happen with fat people. skinny
folk whose thighs don't touch, don't have this issue.
maybe that's a measurement tool.
....thehick

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frank-in-toronto said:

On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 21:07:24 GMT, Janithor <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

x-no-archive: yes

Tony said:

Its from having fat thighs - use the longer inseam ones

<snip>

Quoted message said:

You can see my thighs? I don't even have a webcam. Creepy!

i have only seen this happen with fat people. skinny
folk whose thighs don't touch, don't have this issue.
maybe that's a measurement tool.
...thehick

I do have thick thighs, I'm a bit short and squat, maybe that's it. But
they are the same thighs I had in high school. I looked at Road Runner
Sports website, and they have 4 different types of shorts: v-notch,
baggies, splits, and fitness. I was wondering if anyone here maybe
faced the same problem and found a particular type and/or inseam length
to be better.

If Mr. Tony wants to say it's because my gut is fat, he'd be more
accurate. My thighs don't have an ounce of fat on them.

frank-in-toronto said:

Quoted message said:

i have only seen this happen with fat people. skinny
folk whose thighs don't touch, don't have this issue.
maybe that's a measurement tool.

Skinny people can sometimes have thighs that touch if they have built up
that muscle on the inside of their thighs next to their crotch. I
haven't noticed running really does anything for this muscle though.
Maybe you didn't know there could be a muscle in that spot? Sports where
you move your legs out to the side and back in over and over (instead
of moving them forwards and backwards) will use it heavily.

To the OP- Shorts bunch up on me if there is too much material, although
my thighs do touch, so I've been relegated to "fat". But since switching
to tight little boys' boxer shorts, I haven't had a problem (with
bunching that is...no extra material) Tight lycra is good too, although
the "real" runners will make fun of you, but then again, they are
already calling you fat..

-J

<< I would suggest buying 1 size smaller, or maybe trying some different
brands. I switched to a different brand, and I'm happy now. >>

Does the band play on?

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<< I looked at Road Runner
Sports website, and they have 4 different types of shorts: v-notch,
baggies, splits, and fitness. I >>

What the heck ARE
V-notch shorts?
Top notch, you say?
You bet! But what's
That V about?

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<< > i have only seen this happen with fat people. skinny

Quoted message said:

folk whose thighs don't touch, don't have this issue.
maybe that's a measurement tool. >>

Weather, too, matters.

<< Skinny people can sometimes have thighs that touch if they have built up
that muscle on the inside of their thighs next to their crotch. I
haven't noticed running really does anything for this muscle though.
Maybe you didn't know there could be a muscle in that spot? >>

Well, I sorta knew.

<< Sports where
you move your legs out to the side and back in over and over (instead
of moving them forwards and backwards) will use it heavily. >>

Sure, I think I know, that!

<< To the OP- Shorts bunch up on me if there is too much material, although
my thighs do touch, >>

So, like, good or bad?

<< But since switching
to tight little boys' boxer shorts, I haven't had a problem (with
bunching that is...no extra material) >>

All cotton, red & blue stripes,
Stretched taught, already bought,
Say, something from The Gap?

<< Tight lycra is good too, although
the "real" >>

Lycra kewl.
But the Real is %100 Cotton.

Great discussion,
Arcane topic.
Couldn't top it, for an hour
Or so. After that, well,
You know ~
Time now for a shower!

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Brilliant One said:

<< I looked at Road Runner
Sports website, and they have 4 different types of shorts: v-notch,
baggies, splits, and fitness. I >>

What the heck ARE
V-notch shorts?
Top notch, you say?
You bet! But what's
That V about?

They were invented in China during the Warring States period.

I've never had a problem with this because of the large mass up
front that holds the fabric down, if you know what I mean... ;-)

jogger said:

Skinny people can sometimes have thighs that touch if they have built up
that muscle on the inside of their thighs next to their crotch. I
haven't noticed running really does anything for this muscle though.
Maybe you didn't know there could be a muscle in that spot? Sports where
you move your legs out to the side and back in over and over (instead
of moving them forwards and backwards) will use it heavily.

Hip abductors and adductors. One moves the leg inwards, the other
outwards. I can never remember which is which.

Wise runners will hit these muscles in the gym. You don't need
them when going forward, but they can save your *** if the ground
gives under you, you step on ice, you need to jump out of the way
of a car, you're attacked by an Irishman in a kilt, etc.

Quoted message said:

Tight lycra is good too, although
the "real" runners will make fun of you, but then again, they are
already calling you fat..

I've been wearing lycra shorts under longish shorts. They still
bunch, but there's not much I can do about it and it's better than
having all of the women, and a few guys, swooning as I go by.