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  1. Ok the weather's getting nice, the bike is all clean & shiny
    & ready to go, I'l getting to the point where I'm feeling
    "sorta" caught up from the medical vacation... so why
    haven't I gotten on the dam thing and gone for a ride?

    beats me, but I'm working on it. Maybe urban on Tuesday.

    penny

  2. <g>

    SMACK!!

    Feel better? ;-)

    Steve

  3. Penny S said:

    Ok the weather's getting nice, the bike is all clean &
    shiny & ready to go, I'l getting to the point where I'm
    feeling "sorta" caught up from the medical vacation... so
    why haven't I gotten on the dam thing and gone for a ride?

    beats me, but I'm working on it. Maybe urban on Tuesday.

    Urban Schmurban! Tuesday Schmuesday! Get out on that bike
    TOMORROW, Grrrl!

    Whaddya, TRAVISSE?!?

    Bill "pondering a SECOND ride today (but only to play with
    new pedals on road bike)" S.

    PS: First ride WAS mtb, so don't nobody start nuttin' 🙂

  4. "Penny S" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Ok the weather's getting nice, the bike is all clean &
    shiny & ready to


    go,

    Quoted message said:

    I'l getting to the point where I'm feeling "sorta" caught
    up from the medical vacation... so why haven't I gotten on
    the dam thing and gone for


    a

    Quoted message said:

    ride?

    beats me, but I'm working on it. Maybe urban on Tuesday.

    penny

    there is no "working on it". just do it.

    ~Travis

  5. Penny S said:

    Ok the weather's getting nice, the bike is all clean &
    shiny & ready to go, I'l getting to the point where I'm
    feeling "sorta" caught up from the medical vacation... so
    why haven't I gotten on the dam thing and gone for a ride?

    beats me, but I'm working on it. Maybe urban on Tuesday.

    penny

    *SMACK*

    Get out there woman! I'm ditching work right now to go for a
    raod ride (all that's currently available now). So there.

    Matt

  6. Penny S said:

    Ok the weather's getting nice, the bike is all clean &
    shiny & ready to go, I'l getting to the point where I'm
    feeling "sorta" caught up from the medical vacation... so
    why haven't I gotten on the dam thing and gone for a ride?

    beats me, but I'm working on it. Maybe urban on Tuesday.

    penny

    No. I don't smack women and I never force them into
    anything. I suggest you wait till at least thursday.

    --
    Perre "The Gentleman"

    You have to be smarter than a robot to reply.

  7. Penny S said:

    Ok the weather's getting nice, the bike is all clean &
    shiny & ready to go, I'l getting to the point where I'm
    feeling "sorta" caught up from the medical vacation... so
    why haven't I gotten on the dam thing and gone for a ride?

    beats me, but I'm working on it. Maybe urban on Tuesday.

    penny

    Cue Scottie.....dude yer on!

  8. Merlin ran this through spell check:

    Quoted message said:

    "Penny S" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Ok the weather's getting nice, the bike is all clean &
    shiny & ready to go, I'l getting to the point where
    I'm feeling "sorta" caught up from the medical
    vacation... so why haven't I gotten on the dam thing
    and gone for a ride?

    beats me, but I'm working on it. Maybe urban on Tuesday.

    penny

    there is no "working on it". just do it.

    ~Travis

    Dang Travis, you could at least put a smiley in there when
    you throw someone's words back at them....

  9. Penny S said:

    Ok the weather's getting nice, the bike is all clean &
    shiny & ready to go, I'l getting to the point where I'm
    feeling "sorta" caught up from the medical vacation... so
    why haven't I gotten on the dam thing and gone for a ride?

    beats me, but I'm working on it. Maybe urban on Tuesday.

    penny

    You slacker! <kick to the groin>
    --
    Slacker

  10. RE/

    Quoted message said:

    so why haven't I gotten on the dam thing and gone for a
    ride?

    Don't rush it - you've got a whole summer ahead...mess up
    some kind of pos-op thing now and you might miss it...
    --
    PeteCresswell

  11. Quoted message said:

    You slacker! <kick to the groin>

    Does it ever hurt girls? Sometimes I'm of the mentality that
    since it hurts so much to have a swift kick to the boys, it
    probably doesn't hurt girls to any extent whatsoever. Kinda
    like an on-off switch.

    Then I think... Oh yeah, there is tissue down there too that
    can get bruised, so of course there can be injury.

    Then again, I've never asked. So I thought that on a
    completely open forum available to the world, I should make
    a complete ass-monkey of myself and ask the question now 😉

    Phil

  12. On 2004-03-13, Phil, back at home penned:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    You slacker! <kick to the groin>

    Does it ever hurt girls? Sometimes I'm of the mentality
    that since it hurts so much to have a swift kick to the
    boys, it probably doesn't hurt girls to any extent
    whatsoever. Kinda like an on-off switch.

    Then I think... Oh yeah, there is tissue down there too
    that can get bruised, so of course there can be injury.

    Then again, I've never asked. So I thought that on a
    completely open forum available to the world, I should
    make a complete ass-monkey of myself and ask the
    question now 😉

    In high school, I saw a girl take a direct hit to the crotch
    when a wallyball bounced off the floor and went straight up.
    Her reaction was not dissimilar to the reaction of the guys
    I've seen take a hit.

    I also saw a woman who'd given birth a couple of months ago
    get kicked in the groin during a sparring session. Her
    reaction was worse than those of guys I've seen take a hit.

    I would say that it takes extreme precision (or extreme
    vulnerability), but can be done.

    And then there's that other type of hit -- when something
    goes way too deep during what should be pleasurable
    activities. Believe me, be glad that you can never
    experience that pain.

    --
    monique

  13. Phil, back at home ran this through spell check:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    You slacker! <kick to the groin>

    Does it ever hurt girls? Sometimes I'm of the mentality
    that since it hurts so much to have a swift kick to the
    boys, it probably doesn't hurt girls to any extent
    whatsoever. Kinda like an on-off switch.

    Then I think... Oh yeah, there is tissue down there too
    that can get bruised, so of course there can be injury.

    Then again, I've never asked. So I thought that on a
    completely open forum available to the world, I should
    make a complete ass-monkey of myself and ask the
    question now 😉

    Phil

    if the pain I felt one time when i misstepped and landed on
    the baby gate, while carrying a load of trash, in any
    indication... yes....

    remember, you asked.

  14. "Penny S" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    Ok the weather's getting nice, the bike is all clean &
    shiny & ready to go, I'l getting to the point where I'm
    feeling "sorta" caught up from the medical vacation... so
    why haven't I gotten on the dam thing and gone for a ride?

    beats me, but I'm working on it. Maybe urban on Tuesday.

    penny

    Alright already, I know winter inertia's hard to overcome,
    but it's high time girl to get off your sweet er, *seat* and
    get out there! Now! <Smack!> <Whap!>

    Feel better?

    I knew you would.

    paladin

  15. "Penny S" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Merlin ran this through spell check:

    Quoted message said:

    "Penny S" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Ok the weather's getting nice, the bike is all clean &
    shiny & ready to go, I'l getting to the point where I'm
    feeling "sorta" caught up from the medical vacation...
    so why haven't I gotten on the dam thing and gone for a
    ride?

    beats me, but I'm working on it. Maybe urban on
    Tuesday.

    penny

    there is no "working on it". just do it.

    ~Travis

    Dang Travis, you could at least put a smiley in there when
    you throw someone's words back at them....

    sorry, forgot :-P

    ~Travis

  16. "Penny S" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    Ok the weather's getting nice, the bike is all clean &
    shiny & ready to go, I'l getting to the point where I'm
    feeling "sorta" caught up from the medical vacation... so
    why haven't I gotten on the dam thing and gone for a ride?

    beats me, but I'm working on it. Maybe urban on Tuesday.

    penny

    Just Shut The Hell Up And Ride

    JD you asked for it

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