Goomba38 said:modom said:Tonight I made soup.
http://i1.tinypic.com/o6a3qb.jpg
Have you noticed all your meals tend to look the same?
Perhaps he can't see. They're certainly all the same earth tone color
scheme and textural sheen, highly unappetizing, but a blind person
wouldn't know it looks like fresh excrement.
Quoted message said:Each dish on a plate is just another chopped up composition.
You do have to admit he's consistant, each dish is composed of
precisely the same palate... from appearance one would never know the
menu has changed... even the various cat foods I buy are more
identifiable... I don't need to taste to determine which is Science
Diet and which is Friskies. Nothing Modom prepares is identifiable
without his road map... he's got to be legally blind.
Quoted message said:The eggs sitting there in this pic was a bit off putting, I have to admit.
Yes, absolutely... hard cooked egg doesn't add any appeal to that
hearty sort of dish, they go with thin soups and purees... and even
then rounds from an egg slicer would be more esthetically pleasing than
those chunky wedges that were obviously hacked with a dull knife, and
are an afterthought (comes a point where the lily is so gilded it's
lost in the crowd of dandelions - anyone know *ongepatshket* ), there's
a thin line between garnish and garbage. But what I find more off
putting are those fercocktah trademark sliced raw pears, apples, and
bloody oranges (save the fresh fruit for a salad or dessert), and all
that ugly spattering of juices here, there, and everywhere, looks like
a herd of cockroaches stampeded over everything with their muddy feet.
Sliced fresh fruit must be pristine, with those daubs and smears of
gravy it looks like it was picked off the floor. And don't get me
started on those disgusting dishes, with their grotesquely lurid hues
they're barely suitable for pellet gun plinking and potted plant
saucers, but not by any stretch of the imagination are those carnival
clown dishes suitable for food.
I'm beginning to realize that Modom does put forth a mighty effort for
a blind person, so I apologize if I come across as overly critical.
*Ongepatshket* - cluttered, disordered, scribbled, sloppy, muddled,
overly-done
Sheldon