This somehow seems appropriate

Why? Those fat pigs could care less about healthy diets, all
they want are chocolate candy bars.

GTanner <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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I'll let someone else crosspost it to the fat-acceptance
newsgroup.

Yes, and hopefully "those fat pigs" will be the only ones
around when you have your jogging related heart attack, and
really need an ambulance.

Why? You too scared to do it yourself?

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Colm

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I'll let someone else crosspost it to the fat-acceptance
newsgroup.

[email hidden] (Miss Anne Thrope) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

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Yes, and hopefully "those fat pigs" will be the only ones
around when you have your jogging related heart attack,
and really need an ambulance.

What good will they do me? They'll be too fat to waddle
over to me and shock me back to life. Maybe I should carry
a few candy bars in my pockets as bait, that'd get their
fat arses moving.

"Colm" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

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Why? You too scared to do it yourself?

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Colm

Of course he is, they'd hunt him down and sit on him.