According to this website:
A quote:
"Innocent events like birthday parties just aren't as fun anymore as mothers
usher their children away before it's time to cut the cake. As I see it,
allergies are causing a de facto goody recession."
It's nice to know that somebody is finally doing something to remedy the
severe lack of cake in today's diet. It's not that there aren't enough
cakes; it is that you just can't trust those people who make homemade cakes.
We have all had enough of hovering over the kids at parties, waiting to
whisk them away before those deadly types of cakes are served by parents of
ill-repute --you know, the ones who bake with sugar, eggs, nuts, and dairy.
No sugar, no eggs, no nuts, no gluten, no dairy, no wheat.
I wonder--do they make their cakes out of sawdust and water?
--
Lefty
Life is for learning
The worst I ever had was wonderful