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  1. Did a bracing 82km today with Mr Wafflycat. Went as far as Sandringham &
    back (different routes there & back) and had soup & a roll in Betty's tea
    rooms.

    The weather was almost perfect. Bright sun, blue, cloudless sky, wind not
    too strong, dry. but *cold* with ice across the surface of many a village
    pond even in the middle of the day.

    On today's ride:-

    A white stag with several hinds running with him.
    Ducks going mad, calling "Me! Me! Me! Me!" at the pond in Massingham as I
    was feeding said feathered friends with bits of fruitcake.
    A barn owl flying alongside Mr Wafflycat & I as we cycled along a lane. The
    owl kept looking sideways at us as it flew along.
    A pair of Caterpillar boots neatly placed on a verge.
    A field with six hares in it.
    Loads of escapee hens from free-range runs in fields.
    Lots of free-range pigs - all heavily pregnant rooting about in fields.
    Clouds of seagulls following a tractor ploughing a field and feeding on the
    *things* being exposed in the newly turned earth.

    Poor Mr. Wafflycat was chilled to the bone by the time we got home, so I
    threw him into a hot bath to defrost. He is now crashed out on the sofa -
    poor lamb, he hasn't been on his bike for many a week and today wore him
    out. But I thoroughly enjoyed being out on a lovely pootle of the lanes with
    my nearest & dearest. One of the joys is having him cycle in front of me and
    I can ogle his rear end to my heart's content. One of the joys of cycling is
    what it does to a bloke's rear end in terms of toning and muscle. T'aint
    nuthin finer than a fit bloke's 4r$3 in Lycra.

    With a bit of luck I may be able to wheedle another 30-40km (at least)
    tomorrow. I hope so.

  2. On Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:55:06 -0000, "wafflycat"

    w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com said:

    Did a bracing 82km today with Mr Wafflycat. Went as far as Sandringham &
    back (different routes there & back)

    Wouldn't it have been more social for you to ride the same route as Mr
    Wafflycat - and least either on the way there, or the way back? ;-)

  3. wafflycat said:

    A white stag with several hinds running with him.
    Ducks going mad, calling "Me! Me! Me! Me!" at the pond in Massingham as
    I was feeding said feathered friends with bits of fruitcake.
    A barn owl flying alongside Mr Wafflycat & I as we cycled along a lane.
    The owl kept looking sideways at us as it flew along.
    A pair of Caterpillar boots neatly placed on a verge.
    A field with six hares in it.
    Loads of escapee hens from free-range runs in fields.
    Lots of free-range pigs - all heavily pregnant rooting about in fields.
    Clouds of seagulls following a tractor ploughing a field and feeding on
    the *things* being exposed in the newly turned earth.

    AND A PARTRI-IDGE IN A PEAR TREE ...

    EFR
    Ile de France

  4. wafflycat said:

    Did a bracing 82km today with Mr Wafflycat. Went as far as Sandringham &
    back (different routes there & back) and had soup & a roll in Betty's
    tea rooms.

    The weather was almost perfect. Bright sun, blue, cloudless sky, wind
    not too strong, dry. but *cold* with ice across the surface of many a
    village pond even in the middle of the day.

    Did your water bottle(s) freeze on the way home? Mine did coming back
    from my Sister's place in Cromer. Brrrrr.

    Chris

  5. wafflycat said:

    One of the joys is having him cycle in
    front of me and I can ogle his rear end to my heart's content. One of
    the joys of cycling is what it does to a bloke's rear end in terms of
    toning and muscle. T'aint nuthin finer than a fit bloke's 4r$3 in Lycra.

    Bibtights?

    GD&R

    --
    Don Whybrow

    Sequi Bonum Non Time

    "Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am."

  6. "wafflycat" <w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    But I thoroughly enjoyed being out on a lovely pootle of the lanes with my
    nearest & dearest. One of the joys is having him cycle in front of me and
    I can ogle his rear end to my heart's content. One of the joys of cycling
    is what it does to a bloke's rear end in terms of toning and muscle.
    T'aint nuthin finer than a fit bloke's 4r$3 in Lycra.

    I've said it before : Tandem - you don't just get to ogle :-)

    (yes, I know you're not going to bite :-( )

    cheers,
    clive

  7. Clive George said:

    "wafflycat" <w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com> wrote in message

    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    But I thoroughly enjoyed being out on a lovely pootle of the lanes with my
    nearest & dearest. One of the joys is having him cycle in front of me and
    I can ogle his rear end to my heart's content. One of the joys of cycling
    is what it does to a bloke's rear end in terms of toning and muscle.
    T'aint nuthin finer than a fit bloke's 4r$3 in Lycra.

    I've said it before : Tandem - you don't just get to ogle :-)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smell-o-vision

    or perhaps

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scratch_and_sniff

    Quoted message said:

    (yes, I know you're not going to bite :-( )

    I would hope not. Very distracting :-)

    James

  8. "Artemisia" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:


    AND A PARTRI-IDGE IN A PEAR TREE ...

    EFR
    Ile de France

    :-)

  9. "Chris Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:


    Did your water bottle(s) freeze on the way home? Mine did coming back from
    my Sister's place in Cromer. Brrrrr.

    Chris

    Yes, it was a tad chilled!

  10. "Clive George" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "wafflycat" <w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    But I thoroughly enjoyed being out on a lovely pootle of the lanes with
    my nearest & dearest. One of the joys is having him cycle in front of me
    and I can ogle his rear end to my heart's content. One of the joys of
    cycling is what it does to a bloke's rear end in terms of toning and
    muscle. T'aint nuthin finer than a fit bloke's 4r$3 in Lycra.

    I've said it before : Tandem - you don't just get to ogle :-)

    Only if it was a recumbent tandem. I have cycled with DH on an upright
    tandem before: once and only the once...

    Quoted message said:

    (yes, I know you're not going to bite :-( )

    Actually I would. DH has a lovely biteable bum! :-D

    Quoted message said:

    cheers,
    clive

  11. "wafflycat" <w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com> wrote in message news:tZ-

    T'aint

    Quoted message said:

    nuthin finer than a fit bloke's 4r$3 in Lycra.

    Nice ride:-) We had 22 miles of hard training, week 7 of 8 weeks. I cracked
    a joke about this bloke who always seems to ride in front of me that I see
    more of his 4r$3 that I do of our lass's ;-)

    That's him on the left.
    http://www.hullthursdayrc.co.uk/2008/jimstraining2008/train4/391.JPG

    and again

    http://www.hullthursdayrc.co.uk/2008/jimstraining2008/train4/414.JPG
    --
    Simon Mason
    http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/

  12. "wafflycat" <w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com> wrote in message
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    "Chris Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Did your water bottle(s) freeze on the way home? Mine did coming back
    from my Sister's place in Cromer. Brrrrr.

    Chris

    Yes, it was a tad chilled!


    I did the Mini North-West Passage 120km Audax yesterday. Frost was in
    evidence for most of the ride and I had to de-ice my windscreen to drive
    back from Rochdale. I spooked some of the riders by signing on in shorts
    and removing my tracksuit bottoms before entering the pub to sign off. Some
    genuinely thought that I'd done the ride in shorts :-)

    The Mini North-West Passage is described by some as the North-West Passage
    with the lumps taken out. As usual I was lanterne rouge this time, /very/
    lanterne rouge with the 200km riders catching up with me with 25km to go.

    It was the coldest of the three Mini-North-Wests that I've ridden. Quite a
    contrast with the beginning of the week when I rode a couple of DIY Audaxes
    in shorts.

  13. wafflycat w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com said:

    "Clive George" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I've said it before : Tandem - you don't just get to ogle :-)

    Only if it was a recumbent tandem. I have cycled with DH on an upright
    tandem before: once and only the once...

    Work of Stan, those things. I also rode an upright tandem only once (and
    only for about half a mile or so). My vehemence on the subject of never
    doing so again was what occasioned the purchase of our first Greenspeed
    tandem

    --
    Carol
    "If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put
    that thing in your mouth. Particularly if the thing is
    cats." - Lemony Snicket _The Wide Window_

  14. "Carol Hague" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    wafflycat w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com said:

    "Clive George" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I've said it before : Tandem - you don't just get to ogle :-)

    Only if it was a recumbent tandem. I have cycled with DH on an upright
    tandem before: once and only the once...

    Work of Stan, those things. I also rode an upright tandem only once (and
    only for about half a mile or so). My vehemence on the subject of never
    doing so again was what occasioned the purchase of our first Greenspeed
    tandem

    Sensible woman. Upright tandems are to be avoided at all costs. Evil things.

  15. wafflycat w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com said:

    "Carol Hague" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    wafflycat <w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Only if it was a recumbent tandem. I have cycled with DH on an upright
    tandem before: once and only the once...

    Work of Stan, those things. I also rode an upright tandem only once (and
    only for about half a mile or so). My vehemence on the subject of never
    doing so again was what occasioned the purchase of our first Greenspeed
    tandem

    Sensible woman.

    Who? Me? Never! :-)

    Quoted message said:

    Upright tandems are to be avoided at all costs. Evil things.

    Rob tells me that the best people to have as stokers on upright tandems
    are those who aren't used to riding a bike of their own, because they
    don't tend to try to steer or otherwise control the bike.

    I found that I felt constantly off-balance when I tried stoking the
    upright tandem and the sense of being perpetually about to tip over
    sideways was absolutely horrible.

    --
    Carol
    "If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put
    that thing in your mouth. Particularly if the thing is
    cats." - Lemony Snicket _The Wide Window_

  16. "Carol Hague" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:


    I found that I felt constantly off-balance when I tried stoking the
    upright tandem and the sense of being perpetually about to tip over
    sideways was absolutely horrible.

    You are me and ICMFP!

  17. In news:[email hidden],
    Carol Hague <[email hidden]> tweaked the Babbage-Engine to tell us:

    Quoted message said:
    wafflycat w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com said:

    "Carol Hague" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    wafflycat <w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > Only if it was a recumbent tandem. I have cycled with DH on an
    > upright tandem before: once and only the once...

    Work of Stan, those things. I also rode an upright tandem only once
    (and only for about half a mile or so). My vehemence on the subject
    of never doing so again was what occasioned the purchase of our
    first Greenspeed tandem

    Sensible woman.

    Who? Me? Never! :-)

    Quoted message said:

    Upright tandems are to be avoided at all costs. Evil things.

    Rob tells me that the best people to have as stokers on upright
    tandems are those who aren't used to riding a bike of their own,
    because they don't tend to try to steer or otherwise control the bike.

    Those who have a history of riding pillion on motorcycles are also
    recommended in this respect.

    --
    Dave Larrington
    <http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk>
    Dead journalists make excellent objets d'art.

  18. "Carol Hague" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Rob tells me that the best people to have as stokers on upright tandems
    are those who aren't used to riding a bike of their own, because they
    don't tend to try to steer or otherwise control the bike.

    I found that I felt constantly off-balance when I tried stoking the
    upright tandem and the sense of being perpetually about to tip over
    sideways was absolutely horrible.

    Isn't there a size thing too? The bigger the captain is compared to the
    stoker, the easier it is. Also it is always much worse initially - you need
    to give it quite a while to get used to it.

    FWIW I've not had problems with stokers who can or can't ride. OTOH stokers
    who are captains normally can be a right pain :-)

    Yesterday's ride was amusing - I really don't get on terribly well with
    slippery muddy ruts, but it's MTBing so I'm allowed to drop her :-)

    cheers,
    clive

  19. Clive George said:

    "Carol Hague" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Rob tells me that the best people to have as stokers on upright tandems
    are those who aren't used to riding a bike of their own, because they
    don't tend to try to steer or otherwise control the bike.

    I found that I felt constantly off-balance when I tried stoking the
    upright tandem and the sense of being perpetually about to tip over
    sideways was absolutely horrible.

    Isn't there a size thing too? The bigger the captain is compared to the
    stoker, the easier it is.

    That probably didn't help then, since I've always been heavier than Rob.

    Quoted message said:

    Also it is always much worse initially - you need
    to give it quite a while to get used to it.

    When something feels that unpleasant though, you aren't inclined to
    persist in it for long. I'm fairly sure that if we'd gone on much longer
    with the upright tandem I'd have fallen off or been sick, or possibly
    both. On the Greenspeed I have no problems (except pedalling fast enough
    :-))

    --
    Carol
    "If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put
    that thing in your mouth. Particularly if the thing is
    cats." - Lemony Snicket _The Wide Window_

  20. Quoting Clive George <[email hidden]>:

    Quoted message said:

    "Carol Hague" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    Rob tells me that the best people to have as stokers on upright tandems
    are those who aren't used to riding a bike of their own, because they
    don't tend to try to steer or otherwise control the bike.


    Isn't there a size thing too? The bigger the captain is compared to the
    stoker, the easier it is.

    That's true, but not a critical factor - my stoker on the E2E was taller
    and heavier than I am, and I regularly ride with someone who weighs a fair
    few stone more than me.

    Quoted message said:

    FWIW I've not had problems with stokers who can or can't ride. OTOH stokers
    who are captains normally can be a right pain :-)

    I've tried stoking once. I squeaked until he let me down.
    --
    David Damerell <[email hidden]> Oil is for sissies
    Today is Second Saturday, February - a weekend.

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