OK. Here goes.
Level 1 MUNI - must be able to circumnavigate turbulent air on smooth
trails without eating dirt.
Level 2 MUNI - must be able to drop off of a 6" root on an otherwise
"smooth" trail (except normal "trail turbulence"😉 and roll-out without
eating dirt. Must also be able to jump a 6" log or other obstacle -
with no ramp - and roll-out without eating dirt.
Level 3 MUNI - must be able to drop off a 6" root on a steeply declining
hill of 5 feet or more and roll-out without eating dirt. Must also be
able to jump a 10" log or other obstacle - with no ramp - and roll-out
without eating dirt.
Level 4 MUNI - must be able to climb a 200 foot hill at 10 degrees --
"smooth" trail except normal "trail turbulence" -- without vomiting or
eating dirt. Must be able to ride over a 12" fallen tree where the
mountain b*kers have stacked logs to form a ramp and rollout. (Ride
forward, not hop sideways.)
Level 5 MUNI - same 200 foot climb as Level 4, but with roots - lots of
roots. Vomit ok as long as no one else knows. Must be able to
tree-walk 30 feet along a fallen tree, then roll-out on the dismount.
Level 6 MUNI - must be able to hop across a creek on whatever rocks
exist without getting your @55 wet. Falling in the creek is also a
disqualification. Must be able to ride over a 24" fallen tree where the
mountain b*kers have stacked logs to form a ramp and rollout. (Ride
forward, not hop sideways.)
Level 7 MUNI - must be able to drop 2 feet down a severely knarly,
rooted, steeply declining 8 foot hill, and roll out at the bottom with
all of your blood and teeth.
Level 8 MUNI - must be able to ride back up Level 7 hill without voiding
or other expulsion. Must be able to ride over a 36" fallen tree where
the mountain b*kers have stacked logs to form a ramp and rollout.
(Ride forward, not hop sideways.)
Level 9 MUNI - must be able to ride for more than 2 hours non stop
covering more than six miles, and include each of the Level 1-8
activities in the second hour of riding.
Level 10 MUNI - must be able to complete Levels 1-9 without pads,
contusions, whining or vomiting.
If you vomit, you go back a level. If you UPD, you go backwards on the
trail 25 feet, and start over.
Or something like that...
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