Two Muffins

I must be lame, but I thought it was pretty funny.

count me in the group of "lame people"
that joke is awesome... i'm gonna have to remember that

adamallstar said:

count me in the group of "lame people"
that joke is awesome... i'm gonna have to remember that

It's nice to know I am not alone...

davidputty said:

Two muffins are placed into an oven. The first muffin says man its hot in here. The second muffin says oh my god a talking muffin.

Its better told in person.

That's just funny... I love jokes like that.

davidputty said:

Two muffins are placed into an oven. The first muffin says man its hot in here. The second muffin says oh my god a talking muffin.

Its better told in person.

yeah if you say the second muffin part real excited-like it can be pretty funny

Yes, the talking muffin joke is a classic and fantastic joke. It was a mainstay for over three years on my Ultimate Frisbee club team in college. It spawned many, many spinoffs, including:

<Tell talking muffin joke>

<Once everyone stops laughing, start second joke>

There were three muffins in an oven.
One says, hey man . . . we're really bakin' here.
Second says, we're not bacon, we're muffins!
Third one says, <phrase of surprise . . . I usually use 'Holy Sh!t'>, TWO talking muffins!!

If everyone is really in a jolly mood, you can continue with this one:

<After first and second jokes are told>

There were four muffins in an oven.
First says, hey we're really bakin' in here.
Second pulls out a bong, takes a rip, and says, now we're really bakin' in here (this was Ultimate Frisbee, mind you).
Third says, look, we're really not bacon, we're muffins.
Fourth one says, holy sh!t . . . THREE talking muffins!!

Finally, if you haven't discovered it yet, www.muffinfilms.com was also a classic. Especially the Muffin Tree film. I encourage you to explore all the films, however. Happy muffin-joking.

mijenks said:

Yes, the talking muffin joke is a classic and fantastic joke. It was a mainstay for over three years on my Ultimate Frisbee club team in college. It spawned many, many spinoffs, including:

The ultimate frisbee team at my university smoked copious amounts of marijuana. I see that it's the same everywhere. 🙂
Great joke though.

Looks like a scientific study is in order🙂

Mildly amused bye the joke. Don't think I have ever heard it before🙂

I think it is worth retelling if 1/4 of people think it is great.

Probably 20% of people hate all jokes.

davidputty said:

Two muffins are placed into an oven. The first muffin says man its hot in here. The second muffin says oh my god a talking muffin.

Its better told in person.

In person while wearing Groucho glasses.

this joke is great after a couple of beers and someone making a funny face while telling it😄

If you told the joke wrong you'd be muffin it.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assulted.

mijenks said:

There were four muffins in an oven.
First says, hey we're really bakin' in here.
Second pulls out a bong, takes a rip, and says, now we're really bakin' in here (this was Ultimate Frisbee, mind you).
Third says, look, we're really not bacon, we're muffins.
Fourth one says, holy sh!t . . . THREE talking muffins!!

LMAO!!! 😄