Typical Anti Cyclist Letter

[PiledHigher]

Dear Sir

When so-called asylum seekers get free haircuts for their swans isn't
it time someone did something about cyclists?

Yesterday I saw a completely invisible cyclist riding backwards with
no lights or helmet, drunk, on fire, juggling bubonic plague vials as
laser death rays shot out of his lights and blinded passers-by. Dozens
lay slain. And they don't pay road tax.

Yours etc

Colin Apron.



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[cfsmtb]

Yesterday I saw a completely invisible cyclist riding backwards with
no lights or helmet, drunk, on fire, juggling bubonic plague vials as
laser death rays shot out of his lights and blinded passers-by. Dozens
lay slain. And they don't pay road tax.

Don't think Colin has yet attained the gold standard to compare against some the True Greats, such as Harold Charles Wolfe Scruby, Jenny Ward and every overpaid hack who has ever written for News Limited.

Face it, he didn't mention ONCE about the threat to western civilisation posed by cyclists bustin' reds, lycra turning decent God-fearing folks ghey, what side gents should dress to, and just who ****** in the writers cornflakes that morning and the irrefutable effect this had on peak hour traffic.

 

[Bean Long]

PiledHigher wrote:

> Yesterday I saw a completely invisible cyclist riding backwards with
> no lights or helmet, drunk, on fire, juggling bubonic plague vials as
> laser death rays shot out of his lights and blinded passers-by. Dozens
> lay slain. And they don't pay road tax.

Yeah, I saw that guy, he had the carbon Scott with the yellow bar tape
and and AirZound!
--
Bean

"I've got a bike
You can ride it if you like
It's got a basket
A bell that rings
And things to make it look good
I'd give it to you if I could
But I borrowed it" Pink Floyd

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