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Ullrich single again

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  1. Gabby was a relic from the old East Germany Communist regime. Her dad was a
    high placed official in the Commie party, so Jan probably hooked up with her for
    those reasons.

    Or it could be Jan woke up one many, cleared his eyes and realized what a
    bow-wow Gabby is.

    Jason Spaceman said:

    Spotted on the Eurosport Giro d' Italia live report thingee. . .

    ---------------------------------
    14:25 AND ON ANOTHER DECIDEDLY DIFFERENT ULLRICH NOTE... The 1997
    Tour de France champ has separated from his girlfriend, Gaby, after 11
    years...
    ----------------------------------

    I hope this doesn't mean a return to the wild life for Jan (taking
    ecstasy and crashing his Porsche after drinking too much wine).

    J. Spaceman

  2. More likely he is dating Falco.

    J-Lo's Proctologist said:

    Armstrong wasn't good enough because his nuts have been radiated to raisins
    and Sheryl likes those big German Brats with a big ole hairy nut sack.

  3. "Sir Topham Hat" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    More likely he is dating Falco.

    Falco died in 1998.

  4. On Thu, 19 May 2005 23:40:39 -0400, Sir Topham Hat <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Gabby was a relic from the old East Germany Communist regime. Her dad was a
    high placed official in the Commie party, so Jan probably hooked up with her for
    those reasons.

    Or it could be Jan woke up one many, cleared his eyes and realized what a
    bow-wow Gabby is.

    Jason Spaceman <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Cyclists don't seem to be like american athletes who all have to marry
    models. I see a lot of photos of cyclists with their families and
    their wives are often pretty ordinary looking. Except for Johan
    Bruyneel (not a cyclist now); i saw an interview article with him and
    his wife looks like.... well, it's hard to say. Big collagened lips,
    [censored] job, skin tight clothes. I don't know much about her but she is a
    tad on the cheesy side.Well, some guys love that!

  5. Exactly!

    Carl Sundquist said:


    "Sir Topham Hat" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    More likely he is dating Falco.

    Falco died in 1998.

  6. You tell me who is happier to go home at night,
    Tiger Wood or Jan (when he was married).

    Quoted message said:

    On Thu, 19 May 2005 23:40:39 -0400, Sir Topham Hat <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Gabby was a relic from the old East Germany Communist regime. Her dad was a
    high placed official in the Commie party, so Jan probably hooked up with her for
    those reasons.

    Or it could be Jan woke up one many, cleared his eyes and realized what a
    bow-wow Gabby is.

    Jason Spaceman <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Cyclists don't seem to be like american athletes who all have to marry
    models. I see a lot of photos of cyclists with their families and
    their wives are often pretty ordinary looking. Except for Johan
    Bruyneel (not a cyclist now); i saw an interview article with him and
    his wife looks like.... well, it's hard to say. Big collagened lips,
    [censored] job, skin tight clothes. I don't know much about her but she is a
    tad on the cheesy side.Well, some guys love that!

  7. On Fri, 20 May 2005 13:43:21 -0400, Sir Topham Hat <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    You tell me who is happier to go home at night,
    Tiger Wood or Jan (when he was married).

    Tiger, if you feel the main reason you go home to your spouse/SO is to
    look at them.I'm guessing outside of a very few, most normal women
    would find this kind of creepy after a date or two. You'll have to ask
    Heather...

    Once you get to the part where you actually talk to women, it opens up
    other possibilities.

    Curtis L. Russell
    Odenton, MD (USA)
    Just someone on two wheels...

  8. Quoted message said:

    Cyclists don't seem to be like american athletes who all have to marry
    models. I see a lot of photos of cyclists with their families and
    their wives are often pretty ordinary looking. Except for Johan
    Bruyneel (not a cyclist now); i saw an interview article with him and
    his wife looks like.... well, it's hard to say. Big collagened lips,
    [censored] job, skin tight clothes. I don't know much about her but she is a
    tad on the cheesy side.Well, some guys love that!

    http://rhein-zeitung.de/on/00/07/07/sport/news/zabel-torte_.jpg

    Bob Schwartz
    [email hidden]

  9. On Fri, 20 May 2005 19:18:13 -0000, Bob Schwartz <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    have to marry

    Quoted message said:

    models. I see a lot of photos of cyclists with their families and
    their wives are often pretty ordinary looking. Except for Johan
    Bruyneel (not a cyclist now); i saw an interview article with him and
    his wife looks like.... well, it's hard to say. Big collagened lips,
    [censored] job, skin tight clothes. I don't know much about her but she is a
    tad on the cheesy side.Well, some guys love that!

    Love that frosted lipstick!

    I'm sure she's a very nice woman, but she looks like the wife of Dog
    the Bounty Hunter. Who also seems like a nice woman, but yeesh...
    those outfits!

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