MartinM said:My late grandfather, the Venerable Pennyfarthing Sturmey-Archer,
erstwhile president of Fullyenclosedchaincasia was fatally wounded in
a clash with the neighbouring country of Tribarland, and I inherited
the contents of his numbered Swiss shed, containing 3 windcheetahs,
a Birdy, 2 Rohloffs, 1 titanium hardtail MTB, 1 carbon dual-sus MTB,
WINTER and SUMMER time trial bikes, 3 unicycles (various sizes), Brooks
saddles and SON hubs where applicable and 1 audax bike.
Unfortunately, due to the fact that I live in a poor country which has
no LBS, I am unable to ride to the ALPINE LOCKUP where my
grandfather's belongings are held, because the chain on my ordinary
DAWES GALAXY has broken.
If you are able to send me 1 SRAM PC58 CHAIN letter to access my
grandfather's belongings, I will be able to give you ONE QUARTER of the
cycling GOLD which is contained in his NUMBERED SWISS SHED when you
have ridden there to help me UNLOCK what is HELD THERE.
I speak to you as a RESPECTED MEMBER of Fullyenclosedchaincasia's AUDAX
committee, and swear on my BEANS ON TOAST that I will endeavour to
repay this GREAT FAVOUR which you will be doing for me.
Please reply if you are able to help.
My warmest GREETINGS to your MUDGUARDS and SADDLEBAGS. May
your beard be long and fruitful,
Yours,
Schlumpf Velotechnika
OK, maybe that's not exactly what you wrote, but its what your title
reminded me of. I think it triggered the thought "chain as in 'chain
letter'".
Glad you're sorted now.
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Ambrose