Versus channel hits a new low

Yeah! it's an outdoorsy movie, all that jungle warfare stuff. 😄

It was the doped up jungle monkies. The know we're hooked this soon after the Tour...

tfstrum said:

It was the doped up jungle monkies. The know we're hooked this soon after the Tour...

Ah how little you know. Those monkey are not doped up, they are the dope.

Allow me to explain.

Monkey blood is the new cow's blood. Cow blood is the new EPO. It all makes sense in a world gone crazy.

Crazy with doping and pharmaceutical Nike corporation at large.

WRONG!

And Dr Pepper is not Gatorade (Pepsi) either.

Doctor.Pepper said:

Ah how little you know. Those monkey are not doped up, they are the dope.

Allow me to explain.

Monkey blood is the new cow's blood. Cow blood is the new EPO. It all makes sense in a world gone crazy.

Crazy with doping and pharmaceutical Nike corporation at large.

moderated.

Tim Lamkin said:

It never ends...this forum is so much [censored]

I agree. Your posts are very boring.

Tim Lamkin said:

It never ends...this forum is so much [censored]

Wow. I somewhat agree with Tim on something.

Bro Deal said:

Wow. I somewhat agree with Tim on something.

We are upsetting the space time continuum….we have for ever...... altered theoretical physics ….a shift in the very fabric of time....

Tim Lamkin said:

We are upsetting the space time continuum….we have for ever...... altered theoretical physics ….a shift in the very fabric of time....

Cool. I always expected this to happen. Time to explore the multiverse.

"Yeah, leprachaun universe is fine...if you haven't seen pirate universe." -- Bender

Extreme Cage fighting
Female boxing
Schooling house and Timmy
Betsy Andreu will work the U-Tube camera
Lim to score the events

Format:
tempo race (warm up)
12 lap scratch race
win n out
miss n out (devil take the hind most)
Points race (40 laps)
Omnium score +
Musical chairs bonus, especially for House

Bro Deal said:

Cool. I always expected this to happen. Time to explore the multiverse.

"Yeah, leprachaun universe is fine...if you haven't seen pirate universe." -- Bender

Doctor.House said:

Extreme Cage fighting
Female boxing
Schooling house and Timmy
Betsy Andreu will work the U-Tube camera
Lim to score the events

Format:
tempo race (warm up)
12 lap scratch race
win n out
miss n out (devil take the hind most)
Points race (40 laps)
Omnium score +
Musical chairs bonus, especially for House

My head is spinning. I have NO idea what you just said.

dexjava said:

My head is spinning. I have NO idea what you just said.

You mean wrote.

Get down to your local Velodrome.

Saturday's AM session---they will explain the drills & races for you.

Last I heard--House did not even own a fixed gear bike.

Doctor.House said:

You mean wrote.

Get down to your local Velodrome.

Saturday's AM session---they will explain the drills & races for you.

Last I heard--House did not even own a fixed gear bike.

what in the world are you talking about?

Doctor.House said:

You mean wrote.

Get down to your local Velodrome.

Saturday's AM session---they will explain the drills & races for you.

Last I heard--House did not even own a fixed gear bike.

This is Doctor.Unoriginal's attempt to "fit in" here. He is a social paralytic, so excuse the awkwardness. When your only meaningful interface is with something measured in gigabytes, you tend to be unclear in your human interaction.