Well I just saw my first pavement cyclist wipe out a
pedestrian in full 'bullet-time' slo-mo. I'd seen a prat
cycling on the pavement for some time and was gradually
catching up with him. It was taking a little while 'cos I
kept stopping for red lights. Last one I stopped for before
catching him up was a pedestrian crossing, that he actually
used to cross the busy dual carriageway we were on, without
dismounting, of course. Got caught at the next set and
whilst waiting, caught sight of him tazzing down the
pavement on the other side of the road.....noticed he was
daydreaming and looking back over his shoulder at
'something'....noticed the newspaper girl walking down the
10ft path back onto the pavement with her dayglo-green-easily-
seen paper bag....noticed him look forwards and her look up
a split second before they clashed. Both went down.... He
shot up, picked up his bike, parked it to one side, bent
down to check on girl. She was partly obscured to my view by
now. I could see her left arm had come up as if she was
lying on her back and feeling her head. He was looking
around and talking to her....... Lights changed and I was
off... ...I let him know what I thought of pavement cyclists
who don't pay attention, along the lines of "..and that's
why cyclists are supposed to use the road, you w*nker!!..."
. He looked up, so obviously heard, but don't think it'll
make a blind bit of difference.
Hope the girl's ok!...would've loved to have stayed and
helped, but you know....and there were plenty of other
foklks around...hopefully they've lynched him by now. I'll
offer my services as witness to the police later.
Dave. Pedestrians!!!...how dare they use the pavements!!!