Wanna Visit Brazil This Time ?

You're going about it entirely the wrong way. Show us some tidy Brazillian [censored]. Then we'll talk.

Brazil scares me. Half the women in Rio used to have penises. There are piranhas. The cute little frogs are poisonous. Some of the natives have never seen white people before and probably still eat one another. Scaryist of all are those little fish that swim up your japs eye. Fark that for a joke. I'm staying in Australia. Our killer animals like crocs, snakes and spiders might be dangerous, but at least they aren't sexual perverts.

Is Brazil in the jungle part of Africa or the Sahara Dessert part?

No Cranky. I'll give you a geography lesson

Under every map of Tasmania there is a Brazilian trying to get out.

classic1 said:

No Cranky. I'll give you a geography lesson

Under every map of Tasmania there is a Brazilian trying to get out.

I know the locale now. Thanks. That's a smooth place. I'd like to poke a visit down there and hope my girlfriend can come with me.

Crankyfeet said:

I know the locale now. Thanks. That's a smooth place. I'd like to poke a visit down there and hope my girlfriend can come with me.

....mate, too much seppo in ya now, Aussie blokes will go by 'em selves, we don't care if the better half comes too! 😄

Hitchy said:

....mate, too much seppo in ya now, Aussie blokes will go by 'em selves, we don't care if the better half comes too! 😄

Well youse musta gone all soft since I woz there cause we never called 'em "better half".... 😄

Crankyfeet said:

Well youse musta gone all soft since I woz there cause we never called 'em "better half".... 😄

....either better half or 'she who must be obeyed'....see, we've gotten smarter since you left, we know which side our breads buttered on!

Crankyfeet said:

Well youse musta gone all soft since I woz there cause we never called 'em "better half".... 😄

You're trying hard not to show it. Crankyyyy. But Crankyyyy believe meeee I know itttttt....You've lost that aussieeeeee feeling woooaoohhh that aussie feeling now its gone gone gone woooahhoohhahhohh badum badum badum boom boom.

Geoff Vadar said:

You're trying hard not to show it. Crankyyyy. But Crankyyyy believe meeee I know itttttt....You've lost that aussieeeeee feeling woooaoohhh that aussie feeling now its gone gone gone woooahhoohhahhohh badum badum badum boom boom.

19 years away... it's highly likely. I don't fit anywhere anymore. I'm homeless.... 🙁

And I'm about to move to Australia for good probably. I perhaps need to go to one of them immigration classes to get reaquainted with Aussie culture....

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