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  1. 1. Yesterday afternoon, I'm riding along, when I spot 5 teenagers
    walking along the other side of the road approaching me.

    "Hey, A**hole!"

    What the? I've no idea what prompted this. I should have ignored
    it, but was in a foul mood, so I pulled a Baka and confronted
    them, resulting in them backing down; no firearms, thankfully.

    2. Today, riding down to my father-in-law's, I see a wrong-way
    rider coming at me, so I point across the road and shout "Other
    side." He shakes his head, and I repeat (yes, I hate wrong-way
    riding). He shakes it again, and forces me out into 45 mph
    traffic to go around him. He's got an iPod glued into both ears.
    OK, so maybe that just makes him a typical teenager, but it
    annoys me (too many iPod-addled joggers around here).

    Bring back the snow!

    --

    __o Kristian Zoerhoff
    _'\(,_ [email hidden]
    (_)/ (_)

  2. Kristian M Zoerhoff said:

    1. Yesterday afternoon, I'm riding along, when I spot 5 teenagers
    walking along the other side of the road approaching me.

    "Hey, A**hole!"

    What the? I've no idea what prompted this. I should have ignored
    it, but was in a foul mood, so I pulled a Baka and confronted
    them, resulting in them backing down; no firearms, thankfully.

    That's what I did to 5 teenagers yesterday. I just rode through the
    middle and let them figure out to get out of the way. They did, although
    I heard a few "What the?" comments from behind. They weren't looking for
    trouble but were blocking my way and only moved when it became apparent
    that I wasn't stopping or going around.
    If that's pulling a Baka, then I guess I'm guilty of the creation of
    that reference.
    Living in fear or everything is NOT living.
    There seem to be some devout cowards on this group.
    I refuse to be in that group.
    I have been on the receiving end of a knife once, but the closest I have
    come to getting shot was (more than once) cops. At least twice, once
    because my car looked like the vehicle description of a robbery getaway
    car, and once for burning rubber and interrupting their donut break.
    The most dangerous encounters I have had were with cops who think the
    badge gives them the right to pull a gun on you, and maybe even shoot
    you, then claim he thought you were going for a gun.
    Bill Baka

  3. "Kristian M Zoerhoff" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    1. Yesterday afternoon, I'm riding along, when I spot 5 teenagers
    walking along the other side of the road approaching me.

    "Hey, A**hole!"

    What the? I've no idea what prompted this. I should have ignored
    it, but was in a foul mood, so I pulled a Baka and confronted
    them, resulting in them backing down; no firearms, thankfully.

    2. Today, riding down to my father-in-law's, I see a wrong-way
    rider coming at me, so I point across the road and shout "Other
    side." He shakes his head, and I repeat (yes, I hate wrong-way
    riding). He shakes it again, and forces me out into 45 mph
    traffic to go around him. He's got an iPod glued into both ears.
    OK, so maybe that just makes him a typical teenager, but it
    annoys me (too many iPod-addled joggers around here).

    Bring back the snow!

    --

    __o Kristian Zoerhoff
    _'\(,_ [email hidden]
    (_)/ (_)

    No kidding. I love cold foul weather. A part of the reason being it keeps
    the wannabe badasses and tourists indoors. July 4th, Halloween, New Year's
    Eve, the first warm day in winter all bring out the scum-lemmings.

  4. "Bellsouth Ijit 2.0" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Kristian M Zoerhoff" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    1. Yesterday afternoon, I'm riding along, when I spot 5 teenagers
    walking along the other side of the road approaching me.

    "Hey, A**hole!"

    What the? I've no idea what prompted this. I should have ignored
    it, but was in a foul mood, so I pulled a Baka and confronted
    them, resulting in them backing down; no firearms, thankfully.

    2. Today, riding down to my father-in-law's, I see a wrong-way
    rider coming at me, so I point across the road and shout "Other
    side." He shakes his head, and I repeat (yes, I hate wrong-way
    riding). He shakes it again, and forces me out into 45 mph
    traffic to go around him. He's got an iPod glued into both ears.
    OK, so maybe that just makes him a typical teenager, but it
    annoys me (too many iPod-addled joggers around here).

    Bring back the snow!

    --

    __o Kristian Zoerhoff
    _'\(,_ [email hidden]
    (_)/ (_)

    No kidding. I love cold foul weather. A part of the reason being it
    keeps the wannabe badasses and tourists indoors. July 4th, Halloween, New
    Year's Eve, the first warm day in winter all bring out the scum-lemmings.

    I would trade all those "scuim-lemmings" for the guy who keeps passing me
    too closely in his HYOOGE Nissan Titan truck.

  5. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Gooserider said:


    "Bellsouth Ijit 2.0" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Kristian M Zoerhoff" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    1. Yesterday afternoon, I'm riding along, when I spot 5 teenagers
    walking along the other side of the road approaching me.

    "Hey, A**hole!"

    What the? I've no idea what prompted this. I should have ignored
    it, but was in a foul mood, so I pulled a Baka and confronted
    them, resulting in them backing down; no firearms, thankfully.

    2. Today, riding down to my father-in-law's, I see a wrong-way
    rider coming at me, so I point across the road and shout "Other
    side." He shakes his head, and I repeat (yes, I hate wrong-way
    riding). He shakes it again, and forces me out into 45 mph
    traffic to go around him. He's got an iPod glued into both ears.
    OK, so maybe that just makes him a typical teenager, but it
    annoys me (too many iPod-addled joggers around here).

    Bring back the snow!

    --

    __o Kristian Zoerhoff
    _'\(,_ [email hidden]
    (_)/ (_)

    No kidding. I love cold foul weather. A part of the reason being it
    keeps the wannabe badasses and tourists indoors. July 4th, Halloween, New
    Year's Eve, the first warm day in winter all bring out the scum-lemmings.

    I would trade all those "scuim-lemmings" for the guy who keeps passing me
    too closely in his HYOOGE Nissan Titan truck.

    I'd trade your HYOOGE Nissan Titan truck for those
    inconsiderates who drive wide cars like a LeBaron
    or Emperial, and tow a little, narrow utility trailer
    behind it -- with all sorts of garden tool handles and
    2x4's hanging over its right side! And the driver safely
    gets his car past you, but you still have this threatening
    array of bristling pikes emanating from the trailer, zooming
    in right at your face.

    cheers,
    Tom

    --
    Nothing is safe from me.
    Above address is just a spam midden.
    I'm really at: tkeats curlicue vcn dot bc dot ca

  6. Kristian M Zoerhoff wrote:
    :: 1. Yesterday afternoon, I'm riding along, when I spot 5 teenagers
    :: walking along the other side of the road approaching me.
    ::
    :: "Hey, A**hole!"
    ::
    :: What the? I've no idea what prompted this. I should have ignored
    :: it, but was in a foul mood, so I pulled a Baka and confronted
    :: them, resulting in them backing down; no firearms, thankfully.
    ::
    ::
    :: 2. Today, riding down to my father-in-law's, I see a wrong-way
    :: rider coming at me, so I point across the road and shout "Other
    :: side." He shakes his head, and I repeat (yes, I hate wrong-way
    :: riding). He shakes it again, and forces me out into 45 mph
    :: traffic to go around him. He's got an iPod glued into both ears.
    :: OK, so maybe that just makes him a typical teenager, but it
    :: annoys me (too many iPod-addled joggers around here).

    Who is the moron here? You actually expected to educate a WWR while riding
    down the street, by shouting "Other side"?

    What does his having an iPod have to do with anything?

    ::
    ::
    :: Bring back the snow!
    ::
    ::
    :: --
    ::
    :: __o Kristian Zoerhoff
    :: _'\(,_ [email hidden]
    :: (_)/ (_)

  7. Roger Zoul said:

    Kristian M Zoerhoff wrote:
    :: 1. Yesterday afternoon, I'm riding along, when I spot 5 teenagers
    :: walking along the other side of the road approaching me.
    ::
    :: "Hey, A**hole!"
    ::
    :: What the? I've no idea what prompted this. I should have ignored
    :: it, but was in a foul mood, so I pulled a Baka and confronted
    :: them, resulting in them backing down; no firearms, thankfully.
    ::
    ::
    :: 2. Today, riding down to my father-in-law's, I see a wrong-way
    :: rider coming at me, so I point across the road and shout "Other
    :: side." He shakes his head, and I repeat (yes, I hate wrong-way
    :: riding). He shakes it again, and forces me out into 45 mph
    :: traffic to go around him. He's got an iPod glued into both ears.
    :: OK, so maybe that just makes him a typical teenager, but it
    :: annoys me (too many iPod-addled joggers around here).

    Who is the moron here? You actually expected to educate a WWR while riding
    down the street, by shouting "Other side"?

    What does his having an iPod have to do with anything?

    Isn't it obvious?

    Only a moron would cycle with headphones.

  8. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Roger Zoul said:

    Kristian M Zoerhoff wrote:
    :: 1. Yesterday afternoon, I'm riding along, when I spot 5 teenagers
    :: walking along the other side of the road approaching me.
    ::
    :: "Hey, A**hole!"
    ::
    :: What the? I've no idea what prompted this. I should have ignored
    :: it, but was in a foul mood, so I pulled a Baka and confronted
    :: them, resulting in them backing down; no firearms, thankfully.
    ::
    ::
    :: 2. Today, riding down to my father-in-law's, I see a wrong-way
    :: rider coming at me, so I point across the road and shout "Other
    :: side." He shakes his head, and I repeat (yes, I hate wrong-way
    :: riding). He shakes it again, and forces me out into 45 mph
    :: traffic to go around him. He's got an iPod glued into both ears.
    :: OK, so maybe that just makes him a typical teenager, but it
    :: annoys me (too many iPod-addled joggers around here).

    Who is the moron here? You actually expected to educate a WWR while
    riding
    down the street, by shouting "Other side"?

    What does his having an iPod have to do with anything?

    Isn't it obvious?

    Only a moron would cycle with headphones.

    I hear when you buy an iPod and tell the salesperson that you are a cyclist,
    he gives you a free "Hit Me" sticker.

  9. [email hidden] wrote:
    :: On Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:41:47 -0500, "Roger Zoul"
    :: <[email hidden]> wrote:
    ::
    ::: Kristian M Zoerhoff wrote:
    ::::: 1. Yesterday afternoon, I'm riding along, when I spot 5 teenagers
    ::::: walking along the other side of the road approaching me.
    :::::
    ::::: "Hey, A**hole!"
    :::::
    ::::: What the? I've no idea what prompted this. I should have ignored
    ::::: it, but was in a foul mood, so I pulled a Baka and confronted
    ::::: them, resulting in them backing down; no firearms, thankfully.
    :::::
    :::::
    ::::: 2. Today, riding down to my father-in-law's, I see a wrong-way
    ::::: rider coming at me, so I point across the road and shout "Other
    ::::: side." He shakes his head, and I repeat (yes, I hate wrong-way
    ::::: riding). He shakes it again, and forces me out into 45 mph
    ::::: traffic to go around him. He's got an iPod glued into both ears.
    ::::: OK, so maybe that just makes him a typical teenager, but it
    ::::: annoys me (too many iPod-addled joggers around here).
    :::
    ::: Who is the moron here? You actually expected to educate a WWR
    ::: while riding down the street, by shouting "Other side"?
    :::
    ::: What does his having an iPod have to do with anything?
    :::
    ::
    :: Isn't it obvious?
    ::
    :: Only a moron would cycle with headphones.

    (1) Headphones and earbuds are two different things
    (2) one cannot depend on hearing while cycling
    (3) only a moron wouldn't understand (1) & (2)

  10. Roger Zoul said:
    Quoted message said:


    (1) Headphones and earbuds are two different things
    (2) one cannot depend on hearing while cycling
    (3) only a moron wouldn't understand (1) & (2)

    It seems that cyclist divide into two groups.
    1) a minority that need to have music while they ride and argue that
    it creates no greter risk, and
    2) all the other cyclists

    I've not seen any statistics that prove either side's position. My own
    view is that it (listening to music) is just one more distraction and
    that it must have some negative contribution to safety.
    But it certainly isn't going to help anyone's argument to be calling
    folks names. Didn't that go out of vogue in 4th grade?

  11. gds wrote:
    :: On Feb 23, 8:33 am, "Roger Zoul" <[email hidden]> wrote:
    ::::
    ::: (1) Headphones and earbuds are two different things
    ::: (2) one cannot depend on hearing while cycling
    ::: (3) only a moron wouldn't understand (1) & (2)
    ::
    ::
    :: It seems that cyclist divide into two groups.
    :: 1) a minority that need to have music while they ride and argue that
    :: it creates no greter risk, and
    :: 2) all the other cyclists
    ::
    :: I've not seen any statistics that prove either side's position. My
    :: own view is that it (listening to music) is just one more
    :: distraction and that it must have some negative contribution to
    :: safety.
    :: But it certainly isn't going to help anyone's argument to be calling
    :: folks names. Didn't that go out of vogue in 4th grade?

    Well, read the subject line!

    Where is your proof that cyclist who ride with music are a minority? I've
    seen professional cyclist doing it. Likewise, one could claim that lots of
    activities that cyclist do have some negative contribution to safety.

    Those of you who consider people who cycle with music to be unsafe, idiots,
    and morons have absolutely no understanding of those who are able to do so
    in a safe manner. It seems to me that if you don't feel comfortable cycling
    with music, then all you have to do is not do so, rather than ranting on
    with your unfounded opinions and name calling.

  12. Roger Zoul said:

    :: OK, so maybe that just makes him a typical teenager, but it
    :: annoys me (too many iPod-addled joggers around here).

    Who is the moron here? You actually expected to educate a WWR while riding
    down the street, by shouting "Other side"?

    I expected him to get the [censored] out of my lane, yes. He's still a moron.

    Quoted message said:

    What does his having an iPod have to do with anything?

    It was there, he [censored] me off. It might be completely irrelevant, but
    the fact is, the only time I see cyclists wearing headphones around here,
    it's the stupid ones. Wrong-way riders, unlit night riders, etc. If
    I saw more responsible riders sporting headphones, I'd be less likely
    to suffer the knee-jerk reaction that I do. But it just doesn't seem
    to work that way around here.

    --

    __o Kristian Zoerhoff
    _'\(,_ [email hidden]
    (_)/ (_)

  13. Roger Zoul said:


    Well, read the subject line!

    As writer of the subject line, yeah, it's juvenile. I will point out
    that I did not call this guy what I did because of the headphones; it
    was the wrong-way riding that triggered that judgement. The headphones
    do trigger a primal reaction in me, though, because of the huge number
    of close calls they've caused me on MUPs (especially with joggers).

    --

    __o Kristian Zoerhoff
    _'\(,_ [email hidden]
    (_)/ (_)

  14. Roger Zoul said:


    Who is the moron here? You actually expected to educate a WWR while riding
    down the street, by shouting "Other side"?

    In my previous repsonse to this post, I failed to point out that I actually
    have a pretty good track record of getting WWRs to switch the the correct
    side of the road; in fact, prior to today, I can't remember anyone refusing
    to do so. Maybe the law of averages finally caught up with me, and I just
    wasn't ready for it.

    All the same, if I see a car on my side of the double yellow line coming
    at me, I'm making damn sure he knows I'm unhappy, even as I take evasive
    action. I view this as exactly the same situation, and just as dangerous.
    I freely admit that others may be more forgiving of WWRs than I.

    --

    __o Kristian Zoerhoff
    _'\(,_ [email hidden]
    (_)/ (_)

  15. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Kristian M Zoerhoff said:

    1. Yesterday afternoon, I'm riding along, when I spot 5 teenagers
    walking along the other side of the road approaching me.

    "Hey, A**hole!"

    What the? I've no idea what prompted this. I should have ignored
    it, but was in a foul mood, so I pulled a Baka and confronted
    them, resulting in them backing down; no firearms, thankfully.

    Teenagers are generally pretty easy to back down; yapping chihuahua
    syndrome. (exceptions noted and validated)

    Quoted message said:

    2. Today, riding down to my father-in-law's, I see a wrong-way
    rider coming at me, so I point across the road and shout "Other
    side." He shakes his head, and I repeat (yes, I hate wrong-way
    riding). He shakes it again, and forces me out into 45 mph
    traffic to go around him. He's got an iPod glued into both ears.
    OK, so maybe that just makes him a typical teenager, but it
    annoys me (too many iPod-addled joggers around here).

    Soon, we will have what i call Amateur Saturdays on the Fox River Trail.
    This isn't an indictment of their character as people (exceptions
    noted, ibid) and more of an observation of the general cluelessness
    people have about shared use trails + good manners + cabin fever.

    Good luck, and take heart: it's supposed to sneaux this weekend.

    ..max
    who was HOPING to take off the Nokian '294's this weekend...

  16. Kristian M Zoerhoff wrote:
    :: On 2007-02-23, Roger Zoul <[email hidden]> wrote:
    :::
    ::: Well, read the subject line!
    ::
    :: As writer of the subject line, yeah, it's juvenile. I will point out
    :: that I did not call this guy what I did because of the headphones; it
    :: was the wrong-way riding that triggered that judgement. The
    :: headphones do trigger a primal reaction in me, though, because of
    :: the huge number of close calls they've caused me on MUPs (especially
    :: with joggers).

    The problem, if you ask me, it not with headphones, but with the people not
    thinking about the fact that they need to hear others nearby. You blame the
    headphones when I think you'll never get people, as a whole, to appear to be
    anything but clueless.

  17. Kristian M Zoerhoff wrote:
    :: On 2007-02-23, Roger Zoul <[email hidden]> wrote:
    :::
    ::: Who is the moron here? You actually expected to educate a WWR
    ::: while riding down the street, by shouting "Other side"?
    ::
    :: In my previous repsonse to this post, I failed to point out that I
    :: actually have a pretty good track record of getting WWRs to switch
    :: the the correct side of the road; in fact, prior to today, I can't
    :: remember anyone refusing to do so. Maybe the law of averages finally
    :: caught up with me, and I just wasn't ready for it.
    ::
    :: All the same, if I see a car on my side of the double yellow line
    :: coming at me, I'm making damn sure he knows I'm unhappy, even as I
    :: take evasive action. I view this as exactly the same situation, and
    :: just as dangerous. I freely admit that others may be more forgiving
    :: of WWRs than I.

    I disagree that it is really that dangerous. Are you riding on the
    sidewalk? WWR rarely, IME, ridng the wrong way in the full lane. When I
    see one, and I frequently do, I just take the lane and let them hug the edge
    of the road. Only once was I surprised by a WWR at an intersection where I
    was to make a right turn. She caught me off guard because I was looking for
    traffic and NOT look where she was, since cars don't come from that
    direction. There certainly wasn't time for me to yell at the poor clueless
    lady to get to the other side of this huge divided road, so I just went
    around her, rather than trying to make a scene or a point, which might have
    gotten one of us killed.

  18. Roger Zoul said:


    The problem, if you ask me, it not with headphones, but with the people not
    thinking about the fact that they need to hear others nearby. You blame the
    headphones when I think you'll never get people, as a whole, to appear to be
    anything but clueless.

    You are almost certainly correct. Unfortunately, you can't really see
    cluelessness, so people attach it to objects they can see, if only on a
    subconscious level. In my case, it's become (rightly or wrongly) attached
    to headphones. I'll probably get over it someday.

    --

    __o Kristian Zoerhoff
    _'\(,_ [email hidden]
    (_)/ (_)

  19. "Roger Zoul" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Kristian M Zoerhoff wrote:
    :: On 2007-02-23, Roger Zoul <[email hidden]> wrote:
    :::
    ::: Well, read the subject line!
    ::
    :: As writer of the subject line, yeah, it's juvenile. I will point out
    :: that I did not call this guy what I did because of the headphones; it
    :: was the wrong-way riding that triggered that judgement. The
    :: headphones do trigger a primal reaction in me, though, because of
    :: the huge number of close calls they've caused me on MUPs (especially
    :: with joggers).

    The problem, if you ask me, it not with headphones, but with the people
    not thinking about the fact that they need to hear others nearby. You
    blame the headphones when I think you'll never get people, as a whole, to
    appear to be anything but clueless.


    I do not wear noise cancellation ear buds and I do hear Ambulances before
    anyone else. If they are wearing them so loud they do not hear traffic I
    think they must have ear damage. Just let nature take it's course.

  20. Roger Zoul said:


    I disagree that it is really that dangerous. Are you riding on the
    sidewalk?

    No sidewalks on that road; this was on the paved shoulder, which is effectively
    an unmarked bike lane. Traffic moves at a good clip in this area (45 mph
    limit, but if the cops aren't out, 55 is common), so I really don't like
    jumping out into the through lane if I can avoid it. With him there, I
    couldn't avoid it, and it threw me out of my rhythm.

    I don't bother with WWRs on sidewalks; I don't ride there, so I don't much
    care what they do. I keep a close enough eye out for pedestrians at
    corners (close calls make you learn quick) that I tend not be surprised there.
    It's my sidewalk-less country roads where I get miffed at these folks.

    Quoted message said:

    WWR rarely, IME, ridng the wrong way in the full lane. When I
    see one, and I frequently do, I just take the lane and let them hug the edge
    of the road.

    That's what I ended up doing, but I'd prefer the next cyclist to not have to
    deal with this fellow in the same manner.

    --

    __o Kristian Zoerhoff
    _'\(,_ [email hidden]
    (_)/ (_)

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