"Fran" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]... I've got a cut-down plastic milk bottle which is
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sort of OK-ish; still get splashed tootsies though :-( Is that a general problem, and therefore unavoidable, or have I just not got it quite right yet?
Fran - I have seen slightly drunk men completely wash their boots clean - you still have a lot of practicing to do 🙂
Peter
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I've got a cut-down plastic milk bottle which is sort of OK-ish; still get splashed tootsies though :-( Is that a general problem, and therefore unavoidable, or have I just not got it quite right yet?
Your problem is not having anything to shake.
Yes I have, I've got me cut-down milk bottle! The thing is, no matter which angle I try to hold the milk bottle at, when the liquid hits the ground it bounces back up again, and I end up with damp feet and trouser legs :-(
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Have you tried stamping hard?
???? -- Fran If you need my email address please ask.
"Fran" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]... I've got a cut-down plastic milk bottle which is
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sort of OK-ish; still get splashed tootsies though :-( Is that a general problem, and therefore unavoidable, or have I just not got it quite right yet?
Fran - I have seen slightly drunk men completely wash their boots clean - you still have a lot of practicing to do 🙂
But... HOW??? -- Fran If you need my email address please ask.
I've got a cut-down plastic milk bottle which is sort of OK-ish; still get splashed tootsies though :-( Is that a general problem, and therefore unavoidable, or have I just not got it quite right yet?
Your problem is not having anything to shake. Have you tried stamping hard?
I just lean my butt up against a large boulder, tree, fence(?) and put my feet and legs wide apart.
sort of OK-ish; still get splashed tootsies though :-(
Lots of men seem to splash more than their tootsies so I reckon you are doing quite well. ;-)
I'm aiming (ha, ha) for the ultimate in discreet and 'invisible'. At least if I need to do 'the other' (you *know* what I meant, you grubby-minded lot) I know that we're all in the same boat whether female, male or ... <boggle> -- Fran If you need my email address please ask.
Your problem is not having anything to shake. Have you tried stamping hard?
I just lean my butt up against a large boulder, tree, fence(?) and put my feet and legs wide apart.
But doesn't that still mean exposure of the backside, with trousers around knees? Not very dignified, and certainly not very 'private'... 'sides which, what is to be done in mixed company above the tree line? -- Fran If you need my email address please ask.
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At least if I need to do 'the other' (you *know* what I meant, you grubby-minded lot) I know that we're all in the same boat whether female, male or ... <boggle>
Not entirely ... when a man takes the seated position, he has to watch where he's pointing.
Umm, so do we. We don't have the 'aiming' mechanism you lot enjoy. -- Fran If you need my email address please ask.
Your problem is not having anything to shake. Have you tried stamping hard?
I just lean my butt up against a large boulder, tree, fence(?) and put my feet and legs wide apart.
But doesn't that still mean exposure of the backside, with trousers around knees? Not very dignified, and certainly not very 'private'... 'sides which, what is to be done in mixed company above the tree line?
True, true. BUt backside is against the leaning post. But I tend to hike with another woman. And men pissing in mixed company is rather gross also. Go around the boulder, lag behind, ???
