A little boy was sitting in his first grade classroom. A little girl passed him a note, and when he opened it, it said "pink and purple ping pong balls". He didnt understand what the note meant so he went up and asked the teacher. "Sally passed me a note and I don't know what it means"
"We'll, what does it say?"
"Pink and purple ping pong balls"
"You get your little ass out into the hallway and sit there until I know what to do with you! No one uses that kind of language in my classroom!"
While he was sitting in the hall way, the janitor came up and asked what happened.
"Sally passed me a note and the teacher sent me out here"
"What did the note say?"
"Pink and purple ping pong balls"
The janitor turns all red in the face and tells him" you better get in the office and tell them what you did"
In the office the secretary asks why he's there.
"Sally passed me a note, the teacher sent me to the hallway, and the janitor sent me here"
"We'll, what did the note say?"
"Pink and purple ping pong balls"
"You need to get in there and talk to the principal right this minute and tell him what you did"
The principal, surprised to see such a good little boy in his office say "what could have possibly happened for you to end up in here?"
"Sally passed me a note, the teacher sent me to the hallway, the janitor sent me to the office, and the secretary sent me in here"
"What did the note say"
"Pink and purple ping pong balls"
"Get your [censored] together and get the hell out of my school! I never want to see you here again!"
When the little boy gets home his mother, confused, asked him what he's doing home so early?"
"Sally passed me a note, the teacher sent me to the hallway, the janitor sent me to the office, the secretary sent me to the principal. And the principle sent me home."
"What did the note say?"
"Pink and purple ping log balls"
"You go to your room right now and wait for your father to get home. I just can't look at you right now!"when his dad gets home and comes to see him, he asks what happened.
"Sally passed me a note, the teacher sent me to the hallway, the janitor sent me to the office, the secretary sent me to the principal, the principal sent me home, and mom sentence to my room."
"What did the note say?"
"Pink and purple ping pong balls"
"You're no son of mine! Get out of my house and never come back! You're dead to me!"
So, what's a little boy going to do when he has nowhere to go? Well, join the army, of course.
The recruiter asks him why he wants to join the army.
"Sally passed me a note, the teacher sent me to the hallway, the janitor sent me to the office , the secretary ant me to the principal, the principal sent me home, my mom sentence to my room, and my dad kicked me out"
"What did the note say?"
"Pink and purple ping pong balls"
The recruiter stands up and starts yelling in his face
"BOY, YOU GET THAT SCRAWNY LITTLE ASS ON THAT BUS!WE'RE GONNA BEAT SOME SENSE INTO YOU AND EDUCATE YOU ABOUT RESPECT!"
So he gets on the bus and sits down next to a very polite looking young man.
"So what's your story, kid? Why are you here?"
"We'll, Sally passed me a note, the teacher sent me to the hallway, the janitor ant me to the office, the secretary sent me to the principal, the principal sent me home, mom sent me to my room, dad kicked me out, and the recruiter put me on the bus."
Well. What did the note say?
"Pink and purple ping pong balls"
"We'll, I know someone who can help you find out what you need to know. At the next stop, get off the bus and walk 2 blocks north, then cross the street and walk 2 blocks east. You're gonna see an old woman, looks about 120 years old, sitting in her rocking chair on her front porch. Tell her what happened and she'll tell you exactly what you need to know."
At the next stop he got off the bus and walked 2 blocks north. He crosses the street and
BAM!
he's hit by a truck.
