What would Jesus had driven before an accident?

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The subtle detail in it escaped you: You are forced to buy ANYTHING
OVER 3 TONS if you want to come out alive from an accident with an
SUV. "Kill or be killed," that's the law of the jungle...

Yeah, that makes sense. Then it is time to get a really big bank loan
so you can buy something that will survive that accident with the
semis. Depending on where you live, maybe you need to factor in
collisions with railroad trains.

You have demonstrated that you are not a bike rider. Bikes don't meet
your criteria for transportation. per your own logic. Accordingly,
perhaps you could take your trolling off of the bike news/uselists.

Here's a clue: collisions are not mandatory. They may be inevitable
for the feeble minded...

I know, accidents are for mortals. Jesus would never had been in an accident.

You are obviously feeble minded to assume that wrecks are inevitably fatal for anyone NOT in
one of those GHU forsaken SUV's. Oh and just one niggling little question.

What's a Jewish carpenter/rabbi have to do with motorcycles? NOTHING...

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Hey good question, "What would Jesus had driven before an accident?"

Probablly a Two Wood...gotta clear that water hazard at the Jordan you know.

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On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 08:26:17 -0700, Scott en Aztlan
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You're wrong, you know. The primary cause of road rage is the kind of
[censored] who loses his rag when he is five seconds late for the next
traffic jam.

Oh, and it's traffic tantrums - road rage sounds far too grown-up :-)

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On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 08:26:17 -0700, Scott en Aztlan
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http://www.geocities.com/slothkills/

You're wrong, you know. The primary cause of road rage is the kind of
[censored] who loses his rag when he is five seconds late for the next
traffic jam.

Oh, and it's traffic tantrums - road rage sounds far too grown-up :-)

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Stop slumming over here in wreckmoto...sheesh.

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Obviously Jesus would drive a Ford 15 passenger, diesel powered,
Econoline van. What else would be big and powerful enough to
haul him, his 12 followers and all of their stuff? Naturally he
would not have an accident

mike hunt

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What would Jesus had driven

A Honda. Acts 2:1-3 mentions Jesus and the disciples all being in one
accord.

(God drives a Plymouth. Genesis 3:23 -- "And the Lord drove them out, in
his Fury."😉

DS

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DonQuijote1954 said:

What would Jesus had driven

A Honda. Acts 2:1-3 mentions Jesus and the disciples all being in one
accord.

(God drives a Plymouth. Genesis 3:23 -- "And the Lord drove them out, in
his Fury."😉

DS

ROFLOL

That is pretty freekin' funny.

Bernard

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I know, accidents are for mortals. Jesus would never had been in an accident.

Hey good question, "What would Jesus had driven before an accident?"

I have a question for you, "What would Jesus do for a klondike bar?"

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Poll...
http://engforum.pravda.ru/showthread.php3?threadid=96079

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>The subtle detail in it escaped you: You are forced to buy ANYTHING
>OVER 3 TONS if you want to come out alive from an accident with an
>SUV. "Kill or be killed," that's the law of the jungle...

Yeah, that makes sense. Then it is time to get a really big bank loan
so you can buy something that will survive that accident with the
semis. Depending on where you live, maybe you need to factor in
collisions with railroad trains.

You have demonstrated that you are not a bike rider. Bikes don't meet
your criteria for transportation. per your own logic. Accordingly,
perhaps you could take your trolling off of the bike news/uselists.

Here's a clue: collisions are not mandatory. They may be inevitable
for the feeble minded...

I know, accidents are for mortals. Jesus would never had been in an accident.

You are obviously feeble minded to assume that wrecks are inevitably fatal for anyone NOT in
one of those GHU forsaken SUV's. Oh and just one niggling little question.

What's a Jewish carpenter/rabbi have to do with motorcycles? NOTHING...

Is that what you think????

http://www.pagospelriders.com/

And he would never have crashed... 😉

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Obviously Jesus would drive a Ford 15 passenger, diesel powered,
Econoline van. What else would be big and powerful enough to
haul him, his 12 followers and all of their stuff? Naturally he
would not have an accident

mike hunt

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Obviously Jesus would drive a Ford 15 passenger, diesel powered,
Econoline van. What else would be big and powerful enough to
haul him, his 12 followers and all of their stuff? Naturally he
would not have an accident

Clueless cur!

They'd have ridden on their "Triumph's" 8^) Sheesh people good ol Haysuess was a
motorcyclist...how do I know? Easy he'd help anyone anytime even if they were an [censored]...

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SNIP

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What's a Jewish carpenter/rabbi have to do with motorcycles? NOTHING...

Is that what you think????

I know...

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http://www.pagospelriders.com/

What ever...most are closet bigots and can't even admit it to themselves....again WHAT does a
carpenter/rabbi have to do with motorcycling? Can't be bothered with them.

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And he would never have crashed... 😉

From what I've read, yes he would have just so he could have used it as a teaching opportunity
as what to NOT do.

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Daniel J. Stern said:

DonQuijote1954 said:

What would Jesus had driven

A Honda. Acts 2:1-3 mentions Jesus and the disciples all being in one
accord.

(God drives a Plymouth. Genesis 3:23 -- "And the Lord drove them out, in
his Fury."😉

That was back "in the beginning" as they say. Later He evidently
traded in the Fury and bought a Dodge Spirit. He let his Son drive
it. (That was four chapters before J.C. got his Accord):

Matthew 12:28 - "But if I drive out demons by the Spirit of God, then
the kingdom of God has come upon you."

So evidently God is a Mopar guy.

Chalo Colina

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Obviously Jesus would drive a Ford 15 passenger, diesel powered,
Econoline van. What else would be big and powerful enough to
haul him, his 12 followers and all of their stuff? Naturally he
would not have an accident

mike hunt

I'm glad because he would have crushed a lot of people.

Why not have them ride a bicycle? Too dangerous for them?

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SNIP

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So evidently God is a Mopar guy.

No accountng for taste is there? Sheesh...you'd think he'd have some self respect and do better
than a cage.

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Obviously Jesus would drive a Ford 15 passenger, diesel powered,
Econoline van. What else would be big and powerful enough to
haul him, his 12 followers and all of their stuff? Naturally he
would not have an accident

mike hunt

I'm glad because he would have crushed a lot of people.

Why KILL when you can maim and then make them suffer more? Or is killing "kinder, gentler" than
maiming...

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Why not have them ride a bicycle? Too dangerous for them?

Nope they wouldn't have been as cool as motorcycles. Only squares and [censored] don't own
motorcycles...

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Chalo said:

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(God drives a Plymouth. Genesis 3:23 -- "And the Lord drove them out, in
his Fury."😉

That was back "in the beginning" as they say. Later He evidently
traded in the Fury and bought a Dodge Spirit. He let his Son drive
it. (That was four chapters before J.C. got his Accord):

Matthew 12:28 - "But if I drive out demons by the Spirit of God, then
the kingdom of God has come upon you."

Not only that, but Revelation 1:10 tells us that John got stuck in a
traffic jam in the same car: "In the Spirit I found myself present on the
day of the Lord, and I heard behind me a loud voice which resembled the
blast of a trumpet."

Daniel J. Stern said:

Chalo said:

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(God drives a Plymouth. Genesis 3:23 -- "And the Lord drove them out, in
his Fury."😉

That was back "in the beginning" as they say. Later He evidently
traded in the Fury and bought a Dodge Spirit. He let his Son drive
it. (That was four chapters before J.C. got his Accord):

Matthew 12:28 - "But if I drive out demons by the Spirit of God, then
the kingdom of God has come upon you."

Not only that, but Revelation 1:10 tells us that John got stuck in a
traffic jam in the same car: "In the Spirit I found myself present on the
day of the Lord, and I heard behind me a loud voice which resembled the
blast of a trumpet."

I question the validity of this biblical passage. I mean there's no way
the horn on an old Trumpet could be called a "blast."

Charles

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Obviously Jesus would drive a Ford 15 passenger, diesel powered,
Econoline van. What else would be big and powerful enough to
haul him, his 12 followers and all of their stuff? Naturally he
would not have an accident

mike hunt

I'm glad because he would have crushed a lot of people.

Why KILL when you can maim and then make them suffer more? Or is killing "kinder, gentler" than
maiming...

Both are part of the purification. That's why the Holy Inquisition
used maiming, torturing and then burning people alive to achieve that
kinder, gentler soul.

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Why not have them ride a bicycle? Too dangerous for them?

Nope they wouldn't have been as cool as motorcycles. Only squares and [censored] don't own
motorcycles...

That's what they used to say about mules and asses before... 😉

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> Obviously Jesus would drive a Ford 15 passenger, diesel powered,
> Econoline van. What else would be big and powerful enough to
> haul him, his 12 followers and all of their stuff? Naturally he
> would not have an accident
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> mike hunt

I'm glad because he would have crushed a lot of people.

Why KILL when you can maim and then make them suffer more? Or is killing "kinder, gentler"

than

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maiming...

Both are part of the purification. That's why the Holy Inquisition
used maiming, torturing and then burning people alive to achieve that
kinder, gentler soul.

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Why not have them ride a bicycle? Too dangerous for them?

Nope they wouldn't have been as cool as motorcycles. Only squares and [censored] don't own
motorcycles...

That's what they used to say about mules and asses before... 😉

Only reason I DON'T have either is no land for it...YET. I like mules and asses(rather fond of
Burros) Will need them if we get Alpacas as they'll need guarding from bear, Cougar, Wolf,
Coyote, Feral dogs and wandering motorcyclist who'll eat any damn thing.

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