Why doesn't Janhav e a suntan?

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  1. Wannagofast

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    Because he's always riding in Lance's shadow.
     
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  2. Chris

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  3. wannagofast wrote:

    > Because he's always riding in Lance's shadow.

    Hmm. For truly funny, I still like this picture from the 2001 TdF on Graham Watson's site:

    http://www.grahamwatson.com/2001/tdf/tdf1/image5.html

    Anyone know if these candid shots make it into his books?
     
  4. Wannagofast

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  5. wannagofast wrote:

    > Sorry, adapted an old Eddy M and Joop Z joke.

    Read somewhere in the past month (sue me for not remembering it better...)

    "Did you hear Joop and Luis were fined for being towed by a car in the Alps?"

    "What about Eddy?"

    "Oh, he was fined too, for towing the car."

    > "Chris" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
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    >>"wannagofast" <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:
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    >>>Because he's always riding in Lance's shadow.
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    >>groan..
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    >>I cant believe you said that
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  6. Richard Adams <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:

    > wannagofast wrote:
    >
    >> Sorry, adapted an old Eddy M and Joop Z joke.
    >
    > Read somewhere in the past month (sue me for not remembering it better...)
    >
    > "Did you hear Joop and Luis were fined for being towed by a car in the Alps?"
    >
    > "What about Eddy?"
    >
    > "Oh, he was fined too, for towing the car."
    >
    >> "Chris" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> news:[email protected]...
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    >>>"wannagofast" <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:
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    >>>
    >>>>Because he's always riding in Lance's shadow.
    >>>
    >>>groan..
    >>>
    >>>I cant believe you said that

    Three cyclist are racing in the TDF when they slide off side of the road, down a cliff, and to their
    dooms. When they reach Heaven, they are each taken aside and explained how things work by the
    angels. The first one is told that here in Heaven, he can be any one of his favorite cyclists ever.
    So, he mills it over for a minute and turns to the angel. But, right before he can state "Fausto
    Coppi", he sees Fausto himself ride by on his beautiful celeste Bianchi. "DAMMIT!!!," He says, "The
    other rider beat me to it." "The early bird gets the worm." says the angel. So he ponders his
    options once again and turns to the angel. But, right before he can state "Eddy Merckx", he sees The
    Cannibal himself ride by in all his glory. "#%^#*)#!%*&!!!!", he cries, "I guess the other rider
    picked him first."

    "No," says the angel "That's God. He just wishes he were Eddy Merckx." ;)

    - Boyd S.
     
  7. Jiyang Chen

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    "Richard Adams" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
    > wannagofast wrote:
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    > > Sorry, adapted an old Eddy M and Joop Z joke.
    >
    > Read somewhere in the past month (sue me for not >remembering it
    better...)

    Velonews TDF Guide...
     
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