Why should I spend time cooking meals ? ? ?

"Dan Simper" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

After a few hours, even the best meal will just be a stinking turd in
some toilet bowl.

So why all the time-consuming cooking just to fill a toilet with brown
turds?

I don't understand ...

OK, see "krebs cycle" in the any biology textbook.

Paul

In article <[email hidden]>,

(Dan Simper) said:

After a few hours, even the best meal will just be a stinking turd in
some toilet bowl.

So why all the time-consuming cooking just to fill a toilet with brown
turds?

I don't understand ...

Ah, but see, there is more than one way to create said turd. ;-)
That's where the fun comes in.

And, what you eat will determine how that turd smells too.
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

On 18 Jan 2005 21:28:52 -0800, Dan Simper <[email hidden]> wrote
in <news:[email hidden]>:

Quoted message said:

After a few hours, even the best meal will just be a stinking turd in
some toilet bowl.

So why all the time-consuming cooking just to fill a toilet with brown
turds?

I don't understand ...

No, you wouldn't.

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

(Dan Simper) said:

After a few hours, even the best meal will just be a stinking turd in
some toilet bowl.

So why all the time-consuming cooking just to fill a toilet with brown
turds?

I don't understand ...

Ah, but see, there is more than one way to create said turd. ;-)
That's where the fun comes in.

And, what you eat will determine how that turd smells too.

And how it looks. Drink a gallon of grape Kool-Aid, then eat a can of corn
without chewing it. You'll be amazed.

Carol
--
"Years ago my mother used to say to me... She'd say,
'In this world Elwood, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant.'
Well, for years I was smart.... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

*James Stewart* in the 1950 movie, _Harvey_

In article <[email hidden]>,

Damsel said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

(Dan Simper) said:

After a few hours, even the best meal will just be a stinking turd in
some toilet bowl.

So why all the time-consuming cooking just to fill a toilet with brown
turds?

I don't understand ...

Ah, but see, there is more than one way to create said turd. ;-)
That's where the fun comes in.

And, what you eat will determine how that turd smells too.

And how it looks. Drink a gallon of grape Kool-Aid, then eat a can of corn
without chewing it. You'll be amazed.

Carol

<lol>
That was funny....
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Damsel said:

Quoted message said:

And, what you eat will determine how that turd smells too.

And how it looks. Drink a gallon of grape Kool-Aid, then eat a can of corn
without chewing it. You'll be amazed.

Carol

<lol>
That was funny....

I'm assuming you know what the Kool-Aid does? I found out all by my widdle
self one day, when I was very thirsty. You'll SHOW people your turds. <G>

Carol, who shouldn't be posting this late at night
--
"Years ago my mother used to say to me... She'd say,
'In this world Elwood, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant.'
Well, for years I was smart.... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

*James Stewart* in the 1950 movie, _Harvey_

Why bother with anything ? After a few feeting moments of happiness we
will all be naught but a pile of rotting bones. I for one choose to
maximize the fleeting moments. Perhaps you would like to skip those and
go directly to the grand finale ?
Dean G.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we may all be dead.

"Dan Simper" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

After a few hours, even the best meal will just be a stinking turd in
some toilet bowl.

So why all the time-consuming cooking just to fill a toilet with brown
turds?

I don't understand ...

You are 100% correct. You should eat nothing but cheese whiz and ritz
crackers.

"Dan Simper" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

After a few hours, even the best meal will just be a stinking turd in
some toilet bowl.

So why all the time-consuming cooking just to fill a toilet with brown
turds?

I don't understand ...

You're 100% correct.

I think in the future you should consume the afore mentioned waste product.

AKA Eat **IT!

Dimitri

In article <[email hidden]>,

Damsel said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Damsel said:

>And, what you eat will determine how that turd smells too.

And how it looks. Drink a gallon of grape Kool-Aid, then eat a can of corn
without chewing it. You'll be amazed.

Carol

<lol>
That was funny....

I'm assuming you know what the Kool-Aid does? I found out all by my widdle
self one day, when I was very thirsty. You'll SHOW people your turds. <G>

Carol, who shouldn't be posting this late at night

Considering the amount of food coloring in Kool-aid, I can guess. ;-)
My choice is usually cherry or tropical punch kool-aid and it almost
makes it look like you have a rectal bleed if you drink enough of it, so
yes, I imagine you have purple turds....... <lol>

Om (who went to bed about 3 am.....)
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

Dan Simper said:

I don't understand ...

201 troll messages so far to 201 different newsgroups.

What I don't understand is attacking an Icelandic newsgroup
with so many crossposts.

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Damsel said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,
Damsel <[email hidden]> wrote:

> >And, what you eat will determine how that turd smells too.
>
> And how it looks. Drink a gallon of grape Kool-Aid, then eat a can of corn
> without chewing it. You'll be amazed.
>
> Carol

<lol>
That was funny....

I'm assuming you know what the Kool-Aid does? I found out all by my widdle
self one day, when I was very thirsty. You'll SHOW people your turds. <G>

Carol, who shouldn't be posting this late at night

Considering the amount of food coloring in Kool-aid, I can guess. ;-)
My choice is usually cherry or tropical punch kool-aid and it almost
makes it look like you have a rectal bleed if you drink enough of it, so
yes, I imagine you have purple turds....... <lol>

<BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP> Wrong. Believe it or not, grape Kool-Aid causes lime
green fecal matter. Really, really green. LOL!

Carol
--
"Years ago my mother used to say to me... She'd say,
'In this world Elwood, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant.'
Well, for years I was smart.... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

*James Stewart* in the 1950 movie, _Harvey_

In article <[email hidden]>,

Damsel said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Damsel said:

On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 03:08:53 -0600, OmManiPadmeOmelet
<[email hidden]> wrote:

>In article <[email hidden]>,
> Damsel <[email hidden]> wrote:
>
>> >And, what you eat will determine how that turd smells too.
>>
>> And how it looks. Drink a gallon of grape Kool-Aid, then eat a can of
>> corn
>> without chewing it. You'll be amazed.
>>
>> Carol
>
><lol>
>That was funny....

I'm assuming you know what the Kool-Aid does? I found out all by my
widdle
self one day, when I was very thirsty. You'll SHOW people your turds.
<G>

Carol, who shouldn't be posting this late at night

Considering the amount of food coloring in Kool-aid, I can guess. ;-)
My choice is usually cherry or tropical punch kool-aid and it almost
makes it look like you have a rectal bleed if you drink enough of it, so
yes, I imagine you have purple turds....... <lol>

<BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP> Wrong. Believe it or not, grape Kool-Aid causes lime
green fecal matter. Really, really green. LOL!

Carol

That's odd... ;-)
Must be Ph sensitive?

Hmmmmmmmmm.......
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Damsel said:

Believe it or not, grape Kool-Aid causes lime
green fecal matter. Really, really green. LOL!

That's odd... ;-)
Must be Ph sensitive?

Hmmmmmmmmm.......

Give a shot. What do you have to lose? <EG>

Carol
--
"Years ago my mother used to say to me... She'd say,
'In this world Elwood, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant.'
Well, for years I was smart.... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

*James Stewart* in the 1950 movie, _Harvey_

In article <[email hidden]>,

Michael O'Donnell said:

In article Peter Aitken savoured the salmon then said

Quoted message said:

"Dan Simper" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

After a few hours, even the best meal will just be a stinking turd in
some toilet bowl.

So why all the time-consuming cooking just to fill a toilet with brown
turds?

I don't understand ...

You are 100% correct. You should eat nothing but cheese whiz and ritz
crackers.

heh !
good one, Peter !

Mick.

Don't forget the marshmallows......
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

Eating peanuts produces a nice 'Oh Henry'.

The Damsel wrote:

Drink a gallon of grape Kool-Aid, then eat a can of corn
without chewing it. You'll be amazed.

********************
BWAHAHAHA!! You are outrageous, Carol! Thanks for
the early morning laughter.

Michael

No, I guess you wouldn't.

Quoted message said:

After a few hours, even the best meal will just be a stinking turd in
some toilet bowl.

So why all the time-consuming cooking just to fill a toilet with brown
turds?

I don't understand ...