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  1. Yesterday morning got a phonecall from the offspring at college. "Forgot my
    keys for my bike locks..."

    BAH. Teenagers!

    Anyhow, it was windy out, so I thought I do the run up to college on
    Norbert, him being of the 'bent persuasion.

    It was a headwind up to Fakenham. Indeed, it was so blowy, I had to pedal on
    the downhills just to keep going. Halfway there I developed my own personal
    raincloud. I did not have my waterproofs and Norbert did not have mudguards
    on the front and he is still with knobblies. The result was I was
    splattered, head to foot, with rain & mud. On the outskirts of Fakenham, I
    developed my own personal downpour, of sleet, so bad I could not see more
    than five yards in front. To top it all, everytime I tried to go into the
    big chainring, the chain was lifted straight over the top of the chainring.

    I was wet through, chilled to the bone, muddy, oily and in a bad mood. It
    took me an hour and a half to do the 13 miles. BAH!

    I dripped puddles of muddy rainwater on the floor of the office at college.
    I got some very strange looks from the office staff.

    The one positive was my thoughts that on the way home, at least I'd have a
    tailwind.

    But no.... the wind died down somewhat on the way home. My personal
    raincloud stayed with me. The chain fell off another two times. I got more
    oily from sorting out the chain. I got even more wet, even more cold and
    even more muddy.

    I was not a happy bunny.

    I have never been so knackered and so cold on a wheeled thing. I was chilled
    to the bone. As soon as I got home I tore off my cold, wet and muddy attire
    and went for a soak in a warm bath. For the rest of the day my legs *ached*

    Guess I won't be fit enough for the Etape 06 then!

    Cheers, helen s

  2. wafflycat said:

    I have never been so knackered and so cold on a wheeled thing. I was chilled
    to the bone. As soon as I got home I tore off my cold, wet and muddy attire
    and went for a soak in a warm bath. For the rest of the day my legs *ached*

    Guess I won't be fit enough for the Etape 06 then!

    Cheers, helen s

    You're a tough one. I'd have shivered all of the way over to the 86
    proof and had a belt.

  3. "wafflycat" wrote ...

    <snip tale of epic ride on behalf of forgetful offspring>

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I have never been so knackered and so cold on a wheeled thing. I was
    chilled


    to the bone. As soon as I got home I tore off my cold, wet and muddy
    attire and went for a soak in a warm bath. For the rest of the day my legs
    *ached*

    Guess I won't be fit enough for the Etape 06 then!

    Cheers, helen s


    A few more rides like that and you just might be!
    --
    mark

  4. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:

    But no.... the wind died down somewhat on the way home. My personal
    raincloud stayed with me. The chain fell off another two times. I got more
    oily from sorting out the chain. I got even more wet, even more cold and
    even more muddy.

    I was not a happy bunny.

    Yeah, I wonder what it is about rain that causes bike chains
    to fall off?

    Anyway, in re the "Slimming Effect of Bicycling", I opine
    people of more northerly climes are generally slimmer because
    we shiver-off a lot of calories ;-)

    cheers,
    Tom

    --
    -- Nothing is safe from me.
    Above address is just a spam midden.
    I'm really at: tkeats [curlicue] vcn [point] bc [point] ca

  5. wafflycat said:

    Yesterday morning got a phonecall from the offspring at college. "Forgot
    my keys for my bike locks..."

    BAH. Teenagers!

    Anyhow, it was windy out, so I thought I do the run up to college on
    Norbert, him being of the 'bent persuasion.

    It was a headwind up to Fakenham. Indeed, it was so blowy, I had to
    pedal on the downhills just to keep going. Halfway there I developed my
    own personal
    raincloud. I did not have my waterproofs and Norbert did not have
    mudguards on the front and he is still with knobblies. The result was I
    was splattered, head to foot, with rain & mud. On the outskirts of
    Fakenham, I developed my own personal downpour, of sleet, so bad I could
    not see more than five yards in front. To top it all, everytime I tried
    to go into the big chainring, the chain was lifted straight over the top
    of the chainring.

    I was wet through, chilled to the bone, muddy, oily and in a bad mood.
    It took me an hour and a half to do the 13 miles. BAH!

    I dripped puddles of muddy rainwater on the floor of the office at
    college. I got some very strange looks from the office staff.

    The one positive was my thoughts that on the way home, at least I'd have
    a tailwind.

    But no.... the wind died down somewhat on the way home. My personal
    raincloud stayed with me. The chain fell off another two times. I got
    more oily from sorting out the chain. I got even more wet, even more
    cold and even more muddy.

    I was not a happy bunny.

    I have never been so knackered and so cold on a wheeled thing. I was
    chilled to the bone. As soon as I got home I tore off my cold, wet and
    muddy attire and went for a soak in a warm bath. For the rest of the day
    my legs *ached*

    Guess I won't be fit enough for the Etape 06 then!

    Cheers, helen s

    That was a character building event so stop yer whining! 🙂

  6. In article <[email hidden]>,

    wafflycat' waffles*$*A**T*v21net$*££*D*O*T*co*D£$£*O*T*uk said:

    Yesterday morning got a phonecall from the offspring at college. "Forgot my
    keys for my bike locks..."

    BAH. Teenagers!

    Anyhow, it was windy out, so I thought I do the run up to college on
    Norbert, him being of the 'bent persuasion.

    It was a headwind up to Fakenham. Indeed, it was so blowy, I had to pedal on
    the downhills just to keep going. Halfway there I developed my own personal
    raincloud. I did not have my waterproofs and Norbert did not have mudguards
    on the front and he is still with knobblies. The result was I was
    splattered, head to foot, with rain & mud. On the outskirts of Fakenham, I
    developed my own personal downpour, of sleet, so bad I could not see more
    than five yards in front. To top it all, everytime I tried to go into the
    big chainring, the chain was lifted straight over the top of the chainring.

    I was wet through, chilled to the bone, muddy, oily and in a bad mood. It
    took me an hour and a half to do the 13 miles. BAH!


    [...]

    Quoted message said:

    I have never been so knackered and so cold on a wheeled thing. I was chilled
    to the bone. As soon as I got home I tore off my cold, wet and muddy attire
    and went for a soak in a warm bath. For the rest of the day my legs *ached*

    Guess I won't be fit enough for the Etape 06 then!

    Helen:

    http://outside.away.com/outside/bodywork/200311/200311_drug_test_1.html

    Where there's a distorted sense of priorities, there's a way...

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
    "I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
    to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

  7. "Will" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    You're a tough one. I'd have shivered all of the way over to the 86
    proof and had a belt.

    I'm a tough old bird ;-)

    Cheers, helen s

  8. "mark" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "wafflycat" wrote ...

    Quoted message said:

    A few more rides like that and you just might be!
    --
    mark

    That'll be the day!

    Cheers, helen s

  9. "Joe Canuck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    That was a character building event so stop yer whining! 🙂

    There is that way to look at it!

    Cheers, helen s


  10. Quoted message said:


    Helen:

    http://outside.away.com/outside/bodywork/200311/200311_drug_test_1.html

    Where there's a distorted sense of priorities, there's a way...

    Guess I'll just remain unfit then!

    Cheers, helen s

  11. Joe Canuck [email protected] said:


    That was a character building event so stop yer whining! 🙂

    People keep telling me that, which is fine I guess, but now
    I have all these boxes of character littering up my basement.
    What do you do with all that character? Or is more in the
    nature of eating whole grain products, in the theory that the
    more whole-grain the better, no matter how much?

    --
    Dane Buson - z u v e m b i @ u n i x b i g o t s . o r g
    "Vis a vis the subject line, white bread is for kids. Adults use whole
    wheat. Real Men(tm) use particle board."
    - Ray Heindl in rec.bicycles.tech

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