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  1. It doesn't always happen but sometimes i seem to ride wonkey and i can't
    help it especially went i'm riding up hill it's really annoying and it
    nearly makes me unbalance so much i fall off why? please help me i
    don't want to be cursed with wonkey curse! 🙁

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  2. There could be heaps of reasons, and I'm not sure exactly
    what it is. Make sure your seat is on straight, and that
    your feet are nicely lined up on the pedals. Most likely if
    you practise lots you will get less wonky, depending on what
    is causing the wonkiness. Perhaps you should ask XWonka
    about that, surely he is an expert. I hope you shake the
    wonky curse soon Treepotato, it must be annoying. Sometimes
    I do zigzags when going up steep hills, just from putting so
    much pressure on each pedal it moves the wheel side to side,
    but it doesn't usually make me fall off.

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  3. treepotato <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    It doesn't always happen but sometimes i seem to ride
    wonkey and i can't help it especially went i'm riding up
    hill it's really annoying and it nearly makes me unbalance
    so much i fall off why? please help me i don't want to be
    cursed with wonkey curse! 🙁

    Dear TreePotato,

    I have some disappointing news for you. I've seen this
    condition before and can tell you with confidence that
    "Wonkey Riding" is an early indication of elephantitis of
    the testicles. One of them is obviously larger and heavier
    than the other, resulting in a loss of balance. You're
    probably in the early stages now, but in the coming weeks
    you can expect one of your nuts to swell the size of a 10lb
    bowling ball. Your best option at this point is to grab a
    pair of scissors and slice off the offending testicle before
    it becomes unwieldy. Of course this won't help your initial
    complaint of "Wonkey Riding" unless you go ahead and hack
    off the other one while your at
    it. That should take care of the problem.

    Good luck and happy riding!!

    :-)

  4. Were you ever in Quebec, stowing timber on the deck?

    Oh, "W"onkey riding... sorry.

    First, is it your tyre? (US = tire)

    A soft tyre will sometimes squidge to one side, giving the
    uni a bias.

    A tyre with a central ridge, or a central row of knobbles
    will make this worse as the ridge (or central row of
    knobbles) well tend to fold over one way.

    A camber or cross slope will make this more noticeable. If
    you're riding up a pavement (sidewalk) parallel to the road
    then it might be that the pavement is sloping slightly
    towards the road for drainage. or if you are ridng up the
    road, the road will almost certainly have a camber.

    A firmer tyre will always help, but may not cure the
    problem entirely.

    Many tyres handle appallingly badly on a hard surface but
    are fine on soft or uneven ground.

    Next, is your seat too high or too low? Is the seat
    straight? Are you sitting on it straight? Are your feet
    similarly positioned on the pedals (not one instep and one
    ball-of-the foot).

    Are you looking a long way ahead, or looking at the ground.
    The further ahead you look, the straighter you'll go.

    Are you spinning smoothly, or pushing the pedals in an harsh
    rhythm? Spin smoothly, and you'll go better.

    Are your cranks the same length as each other? Do they feel
    a comfortable length for you? If too long, you will find the
    uni tends to wander a bit.

    Are you holding the saddle front or handle? This is good if
    you can do it well, but if you try to do it too soon in your
    learning curve, it can introduce problems. Hold in ghte
    saddle or handle is a technique useful in some
    circumstances, rather than simply a style point.

    Failing all of the above, you may need to look at whether
    there is a fundamental problem with the uni, like the wheel
    being uneven, the frame being twisted, and so on. But look
    at the simple stuff first.

    Good luck.

    Mike

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  5. As a professional Wonkologist I can state that the cause of
    the previously described wonkiness stems from some internal
    maltraction in the wonk gland (located two wonk units away
    from the soul). The most occurring factor that causes this
    kind of wonkiness (defined as wonkiness type II) happens
    when the chemical Wonkidophrene (regulated by the wonkie
    lobe of the brain) is set out of balance when too much flows
    to the above mentioned gland.

    Actually I have no idea what's wrong. Umm... are you using
    different pedals?

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    who gives a [censored]..." -Jagur to James_Potter

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    an under 30 post padder." -Jagur to TheObieOne3226

    "Do you have a pet named 'Slimy the Worm?'" -gluteous maximus to jagur
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  6. It's really just how much you practise. When I go up hills
    it's hard not to wonk out, just because of the pressure
    differences on each side of the uni.

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  7. Quoted message said:

    Your best option at this point is to grab a pair of

    - tod1814

    slight probelm there mate...i'm a girl

    🙂

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  8. Quoted message said:

    Actually I have no idea what's wrong. Umm... are you using
    different pedals?

    - XWonka

    haha thanks for trying anyway :p

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  9. todd1814 said:

    *Dear TreePotato,

    I have some disappointing news for you. I've seen this
    condition before and can tell you with confidence that
    "Wonkey Riding" is an early indication of elephantitis of
    the testicles. *


    This would be quite disturbing if it were the case,
    especially since Treepotato is a female, who (as far as I
    know) does not have any testicles! Treepotato can be very
    glad she doesn't have Elephantiasis, because that would not
    be fun at all.

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  10. treepotato said:

    *It doesn't always happen but sometimes i seem to ride
    wonkey and i can't help it especially went i'm riding
    up hill *

    from what i've noticed from my own learning experience and
    showing a couple of other people how to teach themselves i'd
    like to propose a possible solution

    esp with 'new' riders the tendency to have the uni 'wave'
    (wonk?) from side to side as u pedal is an indication that u
    r sitting too upright and need to lean slightly more forward

    since u aren't a 'new' rider by any stratch but mainly have
    this problem going uphill, i'd venture to say that the same
    still applies

    try leaning into the hill just a lil' bit more and tell me
    if it made a difference (a too-high seat will make it more
    difficult to lean forward so make sure u check that also)

    --
    GILD - Waffle-[censored]

    SPACESHIP EARTH

    Namaste!
    Dave
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  11. Quoted message said:

    try leaning into the hill just a lil' bit more and tell me
    if it made a difference

    GILD

    improvment in the wonk thankyou GILD! 😉

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  12. get a rocket powered unicycle, it worked for me.

    --
    XWonka - Touch My Tooter

    "Plus, if Elmer sees anyone commiting any crimes against safety, he can
    crush them with his huge ass."
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