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Richard Stamper
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"Tony W" <[email protected]> writes:
> My quack wanted me to have a 'health check' when I signed on with him. This proved fairly
> comprehensive -- including an ecg as I run high BP.
>
> Much to my surprise the nurse then put me on an excursive bike/dynamometer to test my 'fitness'.
> Now despite my telling her earlier that I cycled regularly she was very confused by the results --
> 'you can't be that fit' and checked the machine over to find the fault. ('That fit' required a
> level of excursion equivalent to about 12 mph on a flat road -- i.e. sustainable for hours!!)
>
> On my follow up with the quack he dismissed the results as clearly incorrect.
>
> So they have me down as an unfit, fat slob with raised BP but nothing odd on the ecg trace
A few years ago I had a nasty bout of viral encephalitis that hospitalised me for a few weeks.
The first night I was in I was wired up with heart monitors set to give an alarm if my heart rate
went outside some set limits. Unfortunately, the lower limit was 50 beats/minute, so every time I
went to sleep the klaxons went off, nurses rushed over and told me I must have moved the
electrodes. I kept telling them I was a regular cyclist, and my resting heart rate when asleep
was likely to be below 50.
After the alarms had gone off four times, they changed the settings on the machine.
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Richard Stamper
> My quack wanted me to have a 'health check' when I signed on with him. This proved fairly
> comprehensive -- including an ecg as I run high BP.
>
> Much to my surprise the nurse then put me on an excursive bike/dynamometer to test my 'fitness'.
> Now despite my telling her earlier that I cycled regularly she was very confused by the results --
> 'you can't be that fit' and checked the machine over to find the fault. ('That fit' required a
> level of excursion equivalent to about 12 mph on a flat road -- i.e. sustainable for hours!!)
>
> On my follow up with the quack he dismissed the results as clearly incorrect.
>
> So they have me down as an unfit, fat slob with raised BP but nothing odd on the ecg trace
A few years ago I had a nasty bout of viral encephalitis that hospitalised me for a few weeks.
The first night I was in I was wired up with heart monitors set to give an alarm if my heart rate
went outside some set limits. Unfortunately, the lower limit was 50 beats/minute, so every time I
went to sleep the klaxons went off, nurses rushed over and told me I must have moved the
electrodes. I kept telling them I was a regular cyclist, and my resting heart rate when asleep
was likely to be below 50.
After the alarms had gone off four times, they changed the settings on the machine.
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Richard Stamper