I'll play this game:
Armstrong--Whoever the guy was who played the bad-cop terminator in Terminator II.
C. Carmichael -- Beau Bridges -- round face, just a bit annoying . . .
Kik Armstrong--Kate Beckinsale, if for no other reason than to look at Kate Beckinsale
Lance's first girlfriend--Sandra Bullock (art imitates life -- )
Johan Bruyneel--Jack Black
Jan Ullrich - Josh Hartnett
Marco Pantani - Max Schreck (played Nosferatu in the 1922 Murnau film)
Michael Rasmussen - Foghorn Leghorn
Dr. Michele Ferrari: Flyer (no one would do it with more sinister feeling)
Ivan Basso: Andy Garcia
Thomas Voeckler: Gene Simmons (he already has the protruding tongue part mastered.)
Podium Girls: Monica Bellucci, Sofia Vergara, Aishwarya Rai, Jessica Alba, Arzum Onan, Jaime Bergman,