(an Aggie is anyone associated with Texas A & M University)
After having their 11th child, an Aggie couple decided that
was enough (they could not afford a larger doublewide trailer). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Aggie said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me" So, the couple drove to
Lufkin to get a second opinion.
The Lufkin physician was just about to tell them about the
procedure for a vasectomy when he realized that they were Aggies. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherrybomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ",
at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.…
After having their 11th child, an Aggie couple decided that
was enough (they could not afford a larger doublewide trailer). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Aggie said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me" So, the couple drove to
Lufkin to get a second opinion.
The Lufkin physician was just about to tell them about the
procedure for a vasectomy when he realized that they were Aggies. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherrybomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ",
at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.…
