Their false sense of machismo because they are smaller in size. Had a run in with some dipstick this weekend.
Riding along holding a pace my wife can handle seeing that she has not been on the bike much lately. Her brother has been in the hospital and passed away a couple weeks back. So we are rolling along about 16 mph, taking it easy as it is hot too, 98 degrees.
At one point we are rolling up on a guy wearing headphones. He's moving left to right and so on. I shout out from 10 yards back hoping not to startle him. No response and I can tell he doesn't know we are coming up the way he is all over the road. So I ring my bell, no acknowledgement.
Oh brother, so I watch him, slow a bit and try to pass when he's toward the right. Sure enough he swerves left as I am passing. He looks at me startled and I point at my bell, didn't say a word but just to let him know I called out and was even ringing my bell.
Now just as i point at my bell, he shouts, "WTF DID YOU SAY CHUBBY?!"
Oh you stupid MOFO!
I speed up, dismount and stand in front of him as he approaches. Pretty much forced him to stop. I screamed in his face, " INSULT ME NOW, IN FRONT OF MY WIFE AGAIN YOU MOFO!".
Of course he wouldn't! Then he says that I said something to him. NO I didn't, my buddy steps up and verifies that I did not say a word. But that is besides the point now you stupid MOFO!
The dude is about 5'10 and 175 pounds, not exactly skinny himself as far as cyclist body types. But I keep screaming in his face daring him to insult me again!. I'm just about touching my nose to his screaming in his face HOPING he tries something. The beotch won't say anything now!
Then he tries to change to direction of the insult. Well I will race you to the coast into the headwind. DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT STUPID MOFO! I WANT YOU TO INSULT ME TO MY FACE, IN FRONT OF MY WIFE AGAIN, SEEING THAT YOU THINK YOU ARE MR. FIT CYCLIST EVENTHOUGH I DOUBT YOU COULD BEAT ME!!!
Then I told him the kind of beating I had in mind was breaking his jaw, picking him up then body slamming him into the ground!
Then he says, 'remember whatever you do to me, there are consequences!". That's right you stupid MOFO, whenever you run your stupid F'n mouth, there are consequences if the chubby guy can f you up!
I'm 6'1 and about 250 so I stood nose to nose with the guy and screamed in his face, "DO I LOOK CHUBBY NOW MOTHER F'ER?!". I know my shoulders were towering over him and know that I could snap the guy in half seeing that I was so ******!
As I was screaming in his face, a couple other cyclist rode by and looked much like they didn't want to get involved. So I told the guy, "look man, a chubby guy just made you look like a little beotch in front of other cyclists, what a wuss and you aren't even going to do anything about it, are you you little p#$$y!".
I wanted so bad to punch him in the jaw but Iooked up and saw an older gentleman watching the entire scene from a bank slightly above. He was grinning like he was enjoying the show. Seeing that he was a heavier guy with a larger belly, I bet he was really enjoying the show knowing that so many cyclsts out her have their heads up their asses when it comes to carrying extra weight. No, not even they are in the TDF!
So at that point, I figure I can't knock the guy's ass out with a witness. Then the guy starts saying, well if you're going to do it then just do it!. Dude you big f'en p@##y, get the F out of here before I change my mind. If I do punch him and break his jaw, I would also pick him up and body slam him hoping he wouldn't remember anything but there is a witness.
So I tell him to shove off and he does quietly like a little punk ass beotch!
As he is riding off, the guy above is looking at him laughing and shaking his head at the guy! Wow, MR. Bad Ass Cyclist went from Mr. Big Mouth Fit Cyclist Man to a Mr. Wimpy hoping the chubby guy doesn't beat his ass in front of his wife!
Then I look the guy up on Strava figuring he would post his ride. I found him on the flybys. He did do an 80 mile ride in 7:40. Seems he is pretty proud of his ride and bending the facts a bit in his description.
But C'mon, the dude did 80 miles with 1,900 ft and proud of his ride with an elapsed time of 7:40
I did 100 miles with 10,000 ft with an elapsed time of 7:38.
I looked at some other segments that we have both ridden. I beat him on an 8 mile TT segment by 30 seconds.
Seems to me, this self appointed fit , thin, bad ass cyclist would get his ass kicked if he wanted to race me.
But really, the point is, even though you might think your're a bad ass on the bike because you weigh less, don't think riding a bike makes you so tough that a big chubby guy can't knock the F@#K out of you if you insult him, especially in front of his wife!
I'm usually a friendly guy and wave or not to all cyclists, beach cruiser, MTB's, roadies, what have you. But if some stuck on himself idiot insults me, I'm don't play nice!
Looking at Strava, I'm having a sheotty year but still I have 1,000 more miles than this guy, I have more than double his elevation gain this year and my biggest climb is 5 x more than his biggest climb.
I'm thinking this guy may be new to cycling and thinking because he got some new road shoes and a jersey so he thinks he's a bad ass who can beat anybody who outweighs him by 20 pounds. Idiot has a lot to learn!
This is MR. Super Fit, yeah the guy my wife was passing at cruise speed!
....looking at his shoes, seems like a pretty crappy position!
So what if I am a little chubby, I'm sure I'd kick the guy's ass on the bike. But his big mistake was thinking that a chubby guy of 6'1 250 pounds would back down to his machismo. Well what he thought was macho till I sent him away like a little wimp!
Even my wife who never says much, said she was totally shocked that he said what he did. She said he probably didn't think I would say anything. That's OK, I shocked him back!
MY chubby self!
Riding along holding a pace my wife can handle seeing that she has not been on the bike much lately. Her brother has been in the hospital and passed away a couple weeks back. So we are rolling along about 16 mph, taking it easy as it is hot too, 98 degrees.
At one point we are rolling up on a guy wearing headphones. He's moving left to right and so on. I shout out from 10 yards back hoping not to startle him. No response and I can tell he doesn't know we are coming up the way he is all over the road. So I ring my bell, no acknowledgement.
Oh brother, so I watch him, slow a bit and try to pass when he's toward the right. Sure enough he swerves left as I am passing. He looks at me startled and I point at my bell, didn't say a word but just to let him know I called out and was even ringing my bell.
Now just as i point at my bell, he shouts, "WTF DID YOU SAY CHUBBY?!"
Oh you stupid MOFO!
I speed up, dismount and stand in front of him as he approaches. Pretty much forced him to stop. I screamed in his face, " INSULT ME NOW, IN FRONT OF MY WIFE AGAIN YOU MOFO!".
Of course he wouldn't! Then he says that I said something to him. NO I didn't, my buddy steps up and verifies that I did not say a word. But that is besides the point now you stupid MOFO!
The dude is about 5'10 and 175 pounds, not exactly skinny himself as far as cyclist body types. But I keep screaming in his face daring him to insult me again!. I'm just about touching my nose to his screaming in his face HOPING he tries something. The beotch won't say anything now!
Then he tries to change to direction of the insult. Well I will race you to the coast into the headwind. DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT STUPID MOFO! I WANT YOU TO INSULT ME TO MY FACE, IN FRONT OF MY WIFE AGAIN, SEEING THAT YOU THINK YOU ARE MR. FIT CYCLIST EVENTHOUGH I DOUBT YOU COULD BEAT ME!!!
Then I told him the kind of beating I had in mind was breaking his jaw, picking him up then body slamming him into the ground!
Then he says, 'remember whatever you do to me, there are consequences!". That's right you stupid MOFO, whenever you run your stupid F'n mouth, there are consequences if the chubby guy can f you up!
I'm 6'1 and about 250 so I stood nose to nose with the guy and screamed in his face, "DO I LOOK CHUBBY NOW MOTHER F'ER?!". I know my shoulders were towering over him and know that I could snap the guy in half seeing that I was so ******!
As I was screaming in his face, a couple other cyclist rode by and looked much like they didn't want to get involved. So I told the guy, "look man, a chubby guy just made you look like a little beotch in front of other cyclists, what a wuss and you aren't even going to do anything about it, are you you little p#$$y!".
I wanted so bad to punch him in the jaw but Iooked up and saw an older gentleman watching the entire scene from a bank slightly above. He was grinning like he was enjoying the show. Seeing that he was a heavier guy with a larger belly, I bet he was really enjoying the show knowing that so many cyclsts out her have their heads up their asses when it comes to carrying extra weight. No, not even they are in the TDF!
So at that point, I figure I can't knock the guy's ass out with a witness. Then the guy starts saying, well if you're going to do it then just do it!. Dude you big f'en p@##y, get the F out of here before I change my mind. If I do punch him and break his jaw, I would also pick him up and body slam him hoping he wouldn't remember anything but there is a witness.
So I tell him to shove off and he does quietly like a little punk ass beotch!
As he is riding off, the guy above is looking at him laughing and shaking his head at the guy! Wow, MR. Bad Ass Cyclist went from Mr. Big Mouth Fit Cyclist Man to a Mr. Wimpy hoping the chubby guy doesn't beat his ass in front of his wife!
Then I look the guy up on Strava figuring he would post his ride. I found him on the flybys. He did do an 80 mile ride in 7:40. Seems he is pretty proud of his ride and bending the facts a bit in his description.
But C'mon, the dude did 80 miles with 1,900 ft and proud of his ride with an elapsed time of 7:40
I did 100 miles with 10,000 ft with an elapsed time of 7:38.
I looked at some other segments that we have both ridden. I beat him on an 8 mile TT segment by 30 seconds.
Seems to me, this self appointed fit , thin, bad ass cyclist would get his ass kicked if he wanted to race me.
But really, the point is, even though you might think your're a bad ass on the bike because you weigh less, don't think riding a bike makes you so tough that a big chubby guy can't knock the F@#K out of you if you insult him, especially in front of his wife!
I'm usually a friendly guy and wave or not to all cyclists, beach cruiser, MTB's, roadies, what have you. But if some stuck on himself idiot insults me, I'm don't play nice!
Looking at Strava, I'm having a sheotty year but still I have 1,000 more miles than this guy, I have more than double his elevation gain this year and my biggest climb is 5 x more than his biggest climb.
I'm thinking this guy may be new to cycling and thinking because he got some new road shoes and a jersey so he thinks he's a bad ass who can beat anybody who outweighs him by 20 pounds. Idiot has a lot to learn!
This is MR. Super Fit, yeah the guy my wife was passing at cruise speed!
....looking at his shoes, seems like a pretty crappy position!
So what if I am a little chubby, I'm sure I'd kick the guy's ass on the bike. But his big mistake was thinking that a chubby guy of 6'1 250 pounds would back down to his machismo. Well what he thought was macho till I sent him away like a little wimp!
Even my wife who never says much, said she was totally shocked that he said what he did. She said he probably didn't think I would say anything. That's OK, I shocked him back!
MY chubby self!