Ride-A-Lot gonna battle a Moose



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Ride-A-Lot, if you haven't discovered by now due to his lame videos of
which he avoids all MTB challenges, does not ride a MTB to do MTBing,
this is his guise to work under.

Ride-A-Lot believes there are fishys that have swam up from rivers onto
the MTB trails, and he being a fat gay plumpy penguin rides MTB trails
to find fishys. But as it turns out, Mooses like fishys too.

So is what I'm going to try to do is stalk Ride-A-Lot on his next trail
search for fishys, and I'll bring with me a bucket of fishys, and lure
a Moose to where he is, of which I'll throw a fishy down in the middle
between them and thus Ride-A-Lot will have to battle a Moose.

I would think this would be the first demonstration of Ride-A-Lot
having masculinity, seeing how he has only ridden MTB trails like he's
an elderly person from a nursing home.

I want to see how Ride-A-Lot defends against a Moose who is as hungry
as he is, for the fishy. .