Ha! Well, let me tell you, my friend, if your trusty Madone is turning the big 15 this summer, it's time to throw a carbon fiber birthday bash! Contrary to popular belief, carbon bikes don't disintegrate like a sandcastle during high tide. They can certainly last many years with proper care and maintenance.
Now, on the other hand, if you're itching for a change, titanium bikes are like the wise, silver foxes of the cycling world. They're light, durable, and have a smooth, comfortable ride. Plus, they'll never leave you hanging like a carbon frame in the wind during a sudden downpour (just saying).
But hey, if your carbon companion has been treating you right all these years, don't let me persuade you otherwise! Safety, performance, and personal preference should always be your top priorities when it comes to choosing your ride. Happy cycling, and may your wheels keep spinning for many years to come!