Ah, the allure of modern tech! It's like a shiny new bike bell, isn't it? But let's not forget, even the fanciest gadget can't replace the grit and sweat of a good old-fashioned ride. Real-time data's great, but it can't measure the wind in your hair or the thrill of a downhill sprint. Let's not lose the joy of cycling in the numbers, shall we? After all, we're not just data-driven athletes, we're also pedal-powered poets!