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  1. Not because of 'le Armstrong affair, but because they build a city in a soup
    bowl.

    I think we should deport the looters to France as payback.

  2. "Sir Topham Hatt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Not because of 'le Armstrong affair, but because they build a city in a
    soup
    bowl.

    I think we should deport the looters to France as payback.

    You'd have to deport them to Canada. They're ex-Acadians. France is a
    little ways back in their genealogies.

  3. True, but the Brits kicked them out of Nova Soctia precisely because they
    didn't want any Frenchies there either.

    "Jim Flom " <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:S7vRe.252214$on1.34750@clgrps13...

    Quoted message said:

    "Sir Topham Hatt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Not because of 'le Armstrong affair, but because they build a city in a
    soup
    bowl.

    I think we should deport the looters to France as payback.

    You'd have to deport them to Canada. They're ex-Acadians. France is a
    little ways back in their genealogies.

  4. "Josh" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    True, but the Brits kicked them out of Nova Soctia precisely because they
    didn't want any Frenchies there either.

    "Jim Flom " <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:S7vRe.252214$on1.34750@clgrps13...

    Quoted message said:

    "Sir Topham Hatt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Not because of 'le Armstrong affair, but because they build a city in a
    soup
    bowl.

    I think we should deport the looters to France as payback.

    You'd have to deport them to Canada. They're ex-Acadians. France is a
    little ways back in their genealogies.

    Let's just send them to Australia -- that's worked in the past.

  5. Jim Flom said:

    "Sir Topham Hatt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Not because of 'le Armstrong affair, but because they build a city in a
    soup
    bowl.

    I think we should deport the looters to France as payback.

    You'd have to deport them to Canada. They're ex-Acadians. France is a
    little ways back in their genealogies.

    IIRC the Cajuns (who do not traditionally live in N.O.) are
    ex-Acadians.

    Again, IIRC, it was either the Spanish or the French that built N.O.

  6. "Krusty" <[email hidden]> a écrit dans le message de
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Jim Flom said:

    "Sir Topham Hatt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Not because of 'le Armstrong affair, but because they build a city in a
    soup
    bowl.

    I think we should deport the looters to France as payback.

    You'd have to deport them to Canada. They're ex-Acadians. France is a
    little ways back in their genealogies.

    IIRC the Cajuns (who do not traditionally live in N.O.) are
    ex-Acadians.

    Again, IIRC, it was either the Spanish or the French that built N.O.

    Capitalism built it. It occupies a strategic location on the Gulf and on the
    Mississippi- the major commercial waterway of the Louisiana Territory/USA.
    It'd be stoopid NOT to put a port there.

  7. How little you know.

    Yes, the French built the city orginally, but if you look at the
    neighborhoods that suffered the least amount of damage in New Orleans
    through this terrible tragedy, they were the neighborhoods in the
    French Quarter. Some of them didn't even get wet. So I would say that
    the French were very smart, in that when they built that city or
    started it before there were levees and such, they built on the high
    ground. Please get your facts straight before you blather onward.

    Tom

  8. trg said:

    Capitalism built it. It occupies a strategic location on the Gulf and
    on the Mississippi- the major commercial waterway of the Louisiana
    Territory/USA. It'd be stoopid NOT to put a port there.

    http://www.slate.com/id/2125346/
    "Geographers refer to this as the difference between a city's
    "situation"-the advantages its location offers relative to other
    cities-and its "site"-the actual real estate it occupies. New Orleans has
    a near-perfect situation and an almost unimaginably bad site."

  9. Tom said:

    How little you know.

    Yes, the French built the city orginally, but if you look at the
    neighborhoods that suffered the least amount of damage in New Orleans
    through this terrible tragedy, they were the neighborhoods in the
    French Quarter. Some of them didn't even get wet. So I would say that
    the French were very smart, in that when they built that city or
    started it before there were levees and such, they built on the high
    ground. Please get your facts straight before you blather onward.

    And because it was surrounded by swamp it was easier to defend...
    Bonne Route
    Dan Gregory

  10. You are incorrect. New Caledonia was the French penal colony in the
    South Pacific.

    Claude :-)

  11. "C.H. Luu" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    You are incorrect. New Caledonia was the French penal colony in the
    South Pacific.

    I was referring to the British penal colony of Australia, to which they
    deported their undesirables, which related to Josh's reference to the
    British expulsion of the
    Acadians to Louisiana, among other places. I wasn't interested in what the
    French did with their criminals, although I can see how you'd derive that
    from the thread.

    JF
    --
    "It's not the critic who counts. Not the man who points out where the
    strong man stumbled or where the doer of great deeds could have done them
    better. The credit belongs to the man who is in the arena. Whose face is
    marred by dust and sweat and blood. Who strives valiantly, who errs and
    comes up short again and again. And who, while daring greatly, spends
    himself in a worthy cause so that his place may not be among those cold and
    timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat."
    -- Theodore Roosevelt

  12. trg said:

    "Krusty" <[email hidden]> a écrit dans le message de
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Jim Flom said:

    "Sir Topham Hatt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...
    > Not because of 'le Armstrong affair, but because they build a city in a
    > soup
    > bowl.
    >
    > I think we should deport the looters to France as payback.

    You'd have to deport them to Canada. They're ex-Acadians. France is a
    little ways back in their genealogies.

    IIRC the Cajuns (who do not traditionally live in N.O.) are
    ex-Acadians.

    Again, IIRC, it was either the Spanish or the French that built N.O.

    Capitalism built it. It occupies a strategic location on the Gulf and on the
    Mississippi- the major commercial waterway of the Louisiana Territory/USA.
    It'd be stoopid NOT to put a port there.

    I wasn't addressing the OP. The logic behind the city's construction
    is obvious.

  13. Jim Flom said:

    "Sir Topham Hatt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Not because of 'le Armstrong affair, but because they build a city in a
    soup
    bowl.

    I think we should deport the looters to France as payback.

    You'd have to deport them to Canada. They're ex-Acadians. France is a
    little ways back in their genealogies.


    Jim you're forgetting all of Napoleon's troops and supporters who
    relocated to Lousiana, Mississippi and Alabama. Seems to me we got the
    best of that deal since France has been brutally incompetent since
    then. Their last victories, and flashes of glory were created by people
    who came and made the US a better place.
    Other than the Legion the French military has been a joke, their world
    power has shrunk to next to nothing, and their culture has been
    rejected in favor of the Anglo culture.
    Other than that they've been great. I won't deny what they gave the
    US, unfortunately the people who supported the US and gave us freedom
    had to move here when France went south.
    Long live the Legion, and the spirit of Napoleon.
    Bill C

  14. Bill C said:
    Jim Flom said:

    "Sir Topham Hatt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Not because of 'le Armstrong affair, but because they build a city in a
    soup
    bowl.

    I think we should deport the looters to France as payback.

    You'd have to deport them to Canada. They're ex-Acadians. France is a
    little ways back in their genealogies.


    Jim you're forgetting all of Napoleon's troops and supporters who
    relocated to Lousiana, Mississippi and Alabama. Seems to me we got the
    best of that deal since France has been brutally incompetent since
    then. Their last victories, and flashes of glory were created by people
    who came and made the US a better place.
    Other than the Legion the French military has been a joke, their world
    power has shrunk to next to nothing, and their culture has been
    rejected in favor of the Anglo culture.
    Other than that they've been great. I won't deny what they gave the
    US, unfortunately the people who supported the US and gave us freedom
    had to move here when France went south.
    Long live the Legion, and the spirit of Napoleon.
    Bill C


    http://makeashorterlink.com/?I209528BB
    Bill C

  15. Bill C said:
    Bill C said:
    Jim Flom said:

    "Sir Topham Hatt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...
    > Not because of 'le Armstrong affair, but because they build a city in a
    > soup
    > bowl.
    >
    > I think we should deport the looters to France as payback.

    You'd have to deport them to Canada. They're ex-Acadians. France is a
    little ways back in their genealogies.


    Jim you're forgetting all of Napoleon's troops and supporters who
    relocated to Lousiana, Mississippi and Alabama. Seems to me we got the
    best of that deal since France has been brutally incompetent since
    then. Their last victories, and flashes of glory were created by people
    who came and made the US a better place.
    Other than the Legion the French military has been a joke, their world
    power has shrunk to next to nothing, and their culture has been
    rejected in favor of the Anglo culture.
    Other than that they've been great. I won't deny what they gave the
    US, unfortunately the people who supported the US and gave us freedom
    had to move here when France went south.
    Long live the Legion, and the spirit of Napoleon.
    Bill C


    http://makeashorterlink.com/?I209528BB
    Bill C


    Sorry should've posted this earlier too.
    http://homepages.rootsweb.com/~cmddlton/vnolv1.html
    Bill C

  16. Bill C said:
    Jim Flom said:

    "Sir Topham Hatt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Not because of 'le Armstrong affair, but because they build a city in a
    soup
    bowl.

    I think we should deport the looters to France as payback.

    You'd have to deport them to Canada. They're ex-Acadians. France is a
    little ways back in their genealogies.


    Jim you're forgetting all of Napoleon's troops and supporters who
    relocated to Lousiana, Mississippi and Alabama. Seems to me we got the
    best of that deal since France has been brutally incompetent since
    then. Their last victories, and flashes of glory were created by people
    who came and made the US a better place.
    Other than the Legion the French military has been a joke, their world
    power has shrunk to next to nothing, and their culture has been
    rejected in favor of the Anglo culture.
    Other than that they've been great. I won't deny what they gave the
    US, unfortunately the people who supported the US and gave us freedom
    had to move here when France went south.
    Long live the Legion, and the spirit of Napoleon.
    Bill C


    Just for [censored] and giggles I thought I'd toss this out to as one of my
    rare trolls just to see how our French friends would react. I'm not
    really surprised at the lack of response, might just be that the level
    of the French posters here is so high, and it is, but I'd doubt that's
    the only factor. If I'd tossed out a comparable troll about the US, I'd
    be buried in foaming hatemail by now.
    Bill C

  17. Bill C said:
    Jim Flom said:

    "Sir Topham Hatt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Not because of 'le Armstrong affair, but because they build a city in a
    soup
    bowl.

    I think we should deport the looters to France as payback.

    You'd have to deport them to Canada. They're ex-Acadians. France is a
    little ways back in their genealogies.


    Jim you're forgetting all of Napoleon's troops and supporters who
    relocated to Lousiana, Mississippi and Alabama. Seems to me we got the
    best of that deal since France has been brutally incompetent since
    then. Their last victories, and flashes of glory were created by people
    who came and made the US a better place.
    Other than the Legion the French military has been a joke, their world
    power has shrunk to next to nothing, and their culture has been
    rejected in favor of the Anglo culture.
    Other than that they've been great. I won't deny what they gave the
    US, unfortunately the people who supported the US and gave us freedom
    had to move here when France went south.
    Long live the Legion, and the spirit of Napoleon.
    Bill C


    Just for [censored] and giggles I thought I'd toss this out to as one of my
    rare trolls just to see how our French friends would react. I'm not
    really surprised at the lack of response, might just be that the level
    of the French posters here is so high, and it is, but I'd doubt that's
    the only factor. If I'd tossed out a comparable troll about the US, I'd
    be buried in foaming hatemail by now.
    Bill C

  18. Dans le message de
    news:[email hidden],
    Bill C <[email hidden]> a réfléchi, et puis a déclaré :

    Quoted message said:
    Bill C said:
    Jim Flom said:

    "Sir Topham Hatt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...
    > Not because of 'le Armstrong affair, but because they build a city
    > in a soup
    > bowl.
    >
    > I think we should deport the looters to France as payback.

    You'd have to deport them to Canada. They're ex-Acadians. France
    is a little ways back in their genealogies.


    Jim you're forgetting all of Napoleon's troops and supporters who
    relocated to Lousiana, Mississippi and Alabama. Seems to me we got
    the best of that deal since France has been brutally incompetent
    since then. Their last victories, and flashes of glory were created
    by people who came and made the US a better place.
    Other than the Legion the French military has been a joke, their
    world power has shrunk to next to nothing, and their culture has been
    rejected in favor of the Anglo culture.
    Other than that they've been great. I won't deny what they gave the
    US, unfortunately the people who supported the US and gave us freedom
    had to move here when France went south.
    Long live the Legion, and the spirit of Napoleon.
    Bill C


    Just for [censored] and giggles I thought I'd toss this out to as one of my
    rare trolls just to see how our French friends would react. I'm not
    really surprised at the lack of response, might just be that the level
    of the French posters here is so high, and it is, but I'd doubt that's
    the only factor. If I'd tossed out a comparable troll about the US,
    I'd be buried in foaming hatemail by now.
    Bill C

    Shame Bill ! We are absolutely nincompoops at war. Look at our Arc de
    Triomphe - most of the cities engraved so elegantly were defeats. Someone
    wrote that the French root for the underdog. Well, makes sense to root for
    a parallel image, no ??

    But reply to a perfectly correct statement with lies ? I hope you weren't
    aiming at me ...
    --
    Bonne route !

    Sandy
    Verneuil-sur-Seine FR

  19. Sandy said:

    Dans le message de
    news:[email hidden],
    Bill C <[email hidden]> a réfléchi, et puis a déclaré :

    Quoted message said:
    Bill C said:

    Jim Flom wrote:
    > "Sir Topham Hatt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    > news:[email hidden]...
    >> Not because of 'le Armstrong affair, but because they build a city
    >> in a soup
    >> bowl.
    >>
    >> I think we should deport the looters to France as payback.
    >
    > You'd have to deport them to Canada. They're ex-Acadians. France
    > is a little ways back in their genealogies.
    Jim you're forgetting all of Napoleon's troops and supporters who
    relocated to Lousiana, Mississippi and Alabama. Seems to me we got
    the best of that deal since France has been brutally incompetent
    since then. Their last victories, and flashes of glory were created
    by people who came and made the US a better place.
    Other than the Legion the French military has been a joke, their
    world power has shrunk to next to nothing, and their culture has been
    rejected in favor of the Anglo culture.
    Other than that they've been great. I won't deny what they gave the
    US, unfortunately the people who supported the US and gave us freedom
    had to move here when France went south.
    Long live the Legion, and the spirit of Napoleon.
    Bill C


    Just for [censored] and giggles I thought I'd toss this out to as one of my
    rare trolls just to see how our French friends would react. I'm not
    really surprised at the lack of response, might just be that the level
    of the French posters here is so high, and it is, but I'd doubt that's
    the only factor. If I'd tossed out a comparable troll about the US,
    I'd be buried in foaming hatemail by now.
    Bill C

    Shame Bill ! We are absolutely nincompoops at war. Look at our Arc de
    Triomphe - most of the cities engraved so elegantly were defeats. Someone
    wrote that the French root for the underdog. Well, makes sense to root for
    a parallel image, no ??

    But reply to a perfectly correct statement with lies ? I hope you weren't
    aiming at me ...
    --
    Bonne route !

    Sandy
    Verneuil-sur-Seine FR


    No not really. With all the current French bashing going on over Lance
    I wanted to see what would happen.
    Personally I think France has a lot more right with it's culture than
    we do, that's for damn sure and it's a shame that the world is becoming
    Wal-Martized.
    I don't want to get bogged down in military history here but want to
    toss out an observation. The German commander of the two FFL battalions
    of former Nazis who were the most effective forces ever to fight in
    French Indo-China or Vietnam made this comment to the commander of
    French forces there when the battalions were disbanded. "The French
    troops are magnificent warriors, they go to their deaths proudly, it's
    too bad their leadership puts them in that position. If is wasn't for
    the failure of their leaders the French could do anything."
    That's coming from someone who spent his whole war on the eastern
    front, refused a soft assignment in the concentration camps, and had
    several of those who were at the camps shot when they tried to joing
    his retreating unit. He held what was left of his unit together until
    they managed to slip out of the Soviet zone after witnessing the
    Soviets slaughtering just about anyone they could get their hands on.
    He along with a bunch of his men were discovered and identified by the
    French and offered the choice of jail or the Legion since they weren't
    considered war criminals by anyone but the Soviets. As a group they
    chose to stay together and kept fighting what they saw as the same
    enemy in a different place. What they accomplished was staggering with
    minimal casualties, because they were true warriors. The Chinese
    government started a propaganda campaign that the left in France was
    happy to run with which caused them to be disbanded. All of them had
    more than served out their committment and since they couldn't fight
    together anymore, they left, stripping the French of incredibly
    valuable resources when they needed them most.
    As far as they were concerned they had never been defeated on the
    battlefield, only by their leaders, and he believed that it was the
    same for the French. For what it's worth.
    I won't even comment on OUR military leadership, I've done way too
    much of that.
    Since the end of WW2 I'd actually say that the US and French
    governments have been friendly enemies rather than allies. There have
    been so many cases of them working directly against each other that
    it's ridiculous to pretend that we are allies. Different countries,
    different agendas, since I think it's probably 50/50 as to who was
    right and wrong over all this it's not something I'm going to get
    worked up over.
    Bill C

  20. trg said:

    "Krusty" <[email hidden]> a écrit dans le message de
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Jim Flom said:

    "Sir Topham Hatt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    >Not because of 'le Armstrong affair, but because they build a city in a
    >soup
    >bowl.
    >
    >I think we should deport the looters to France as payback.

    You'd have to deport them to Canada. They're ex-Acadians. France is a
    little ways back in their genealogies.

    IIRC the Cajuns (who do not traditionally live in N.O.) are
    ex-Acadians.

    Again, IIRC, it was either the Spanish or the French that built N.O.

    Capitalism built it. It occupies a strategic location on the Gulf and on the
    Mississippi- the major commercial waterway of the Louisiana Territory/USA.
    It'd be stoopid NOT to put a port there.


    Which wouldn't exist today if they hadn't stopped the capture of the
    Mississippi by the Atchafalaya thus preserving a city built in a swamp
    that has been subsiding slowly over the years due to groundwater
    pumping, and man's other silliness. Then reenforcing the "security" of
    this city with dikes and levee built on unconsolidated muck........

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