Update Those Filters!

Carol Peterson said:

Victor Sack said:

Carol Peterson said:

This is the poster formerly known as Damsel.

Unacceptable. Damsel in dis Dress belongs here.

You are hereby prohibited from changing you nick.

The Cabal

Well, [censored] on you, Bubba! I'll do any damned thing I please! I will
stick with my real name, which isn't a nick, therefore doesn't fall
under the jurisdiction of the Cabal (TINC).

Dropping one's nick does fall under the Cabal's (TINC) jurisdiction and
therefore is declared null and void in this particular case.

Justification: Damsel in dis Dress, partly because of said Dress being
so extremely ancient, is a part of rfc history, being, among other
things, The Head Trollop. Headless trollops would be to the detriment
of the named newsgroup. The effectively anonymous "Carol Peterson" is a
totally unknown quantity/quality and is thus to be rejected out of hand
as a hypothetical replacement.

Imposition of appropriate sanctions is under active consideration.

The Cabal (TINC).

In article <[email hidden]>,

(Victor Sack) said:

Carol Peterson said:

Victor Sack said:

Carol Peterson <[email hidden]> wrote:

> This is the poster formerly known as Damsel.

Unacceptable. Damsel in dis Dress belongs here.

You are hereby prohibited from changing you nick.

The Cabal

Well, [censored] on you, Bubba! I'll do any damned thing I please! I will
stick with my real name, which isn't a nick, therefore doesn't fall
under the jurisdiction of the Cabal (TINC).

Dropping one's nick does fall under the Cabal's (TINC) jurisdiction and
therefore is declared null and void in this particular case.

Justification: Damsel in dis Dress, partly because of said Dress being
so extremely ancient, is a part of rfc history, being, among other
things, The Head Trollop. Headless trollops would be to the detriment
of the named newsgroup. The effectively anonymous "Carol Peterson" is a
totally unknown quantity/quality and is thus to be rejected out of hand
as a hypothetical replacement.

Imposition of appropriate sanctions is under active consideration.

The Cabal (TINC).

In High Elbonian Court of Judiciary, considering sanctions be top now
priority. Short one Justice making sanction consideration and decision
coming hoping before freezing Hell over.
(Where the hell is Squeaks! Get back here and correct my grammar.)
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http://www.jamlady.eboard.com

AlleyGator said:

The only person still in my filters for RFC now is "projecile vomit
chick".

You mean you don't killfile Chung or Takin Gthepiss?

Bob

Bob Terwilliger' virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz said:

AlleyGator said:

The only person still in my filters for RFC now is "projecile vomit
chick".

You mean you don't killfile Chung or Takin Gthepiss?

Bob

Nope, just ignore them <G>. They're not blatantly obnoxious, just
"self-assured".

--
The Doc says my brain waves closely match those of a crazed ferret.
At least now I have an excuse.

On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 23:51:13 +0200, [email hidden] (Victor Sack)

Quoted message said:

Carol Peterson said:

Victor Sack said:

Carol Peterson <[email hidden]> wrote:

> This is the poster formerly known as Damsel.

Unacceptable. Damsel in dis Dress belongs here.

You are hereby prohibited from changing you nick.

The Cabal

Well, [censored] on you, Bubba! I'll do any damned thing I please! I will
stick with my real name, which isn't a nick, therefore doesn't fall
under the jurisdiction of the Cabal (TINC).

Dropping one's nick does fall under the Cabal's (TINC) jurisdiction and
therefore is declared null and void in this particular case.

Justification: Damsel in dis Dress, partly because of said Dress being
so extremely ancient, is a part of rfc history, being, among other
things, The Head Trollop. Headless trollops would be to the detriment
of the named newsgroup. The effectively anonymous "Carol Peterson" is a
totally unknown quantity/quality and is thus to be rejected out of hand
as a hypothetical replacement.

Imposition of appropriate sanctions is under active consideration.

The Cabal (TINC).

This is my one and only concession to the Cabal (TINC). Please see
current nick.

Carol

Carol 'Damsel' Peterson said:

This is my one and only concession to the Cabal (TINC). Please see
current nick.

This is truly gratifying and I'm sure the Cabal (TINC) will slightly
adjust the sanctions accordingly.

Still, speaking as an old - and old-fashioned - grandmother, I'm
extremely embarrassed and peeved to see you frolicking about in the nude
in full public view, trollop though you might be. Put on that Dress,
stat!!!

ObFood: Bread soup.

About 300 g (11 oz) smallish pieces of stale bread (it helps if it is of
good quality) crusts
100 g (3.5 oz) fat
3 eggs, very lightly beaten - thoroughly mixed together, actually
2 onions, finely chopped
1 1/2 l (1 1/2 quart) water
parsley
pinch of red pepper
salt

Fry the bread crusts in fat together with the parsley and onions. Add
the water, salt and pepper, and bring to the boil. Take some of the
liquid and let cool a bit. Mix in, little by little, the eggs, always
stirring. Now add the egg mixture to the soup, pouring in a thin stream
and stirring constantly. Serve at once.

Granny Bubba

On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 01:08:44 +0200, [email hidden] (Victor Sack)

Quoted message said:

Carol 'Damsel' Peterson said:

This is my one and only concession to the Cabal (TINC). Please see
current nick.

This is truly gratifying and I'm sure the Cabal (TINC) will slightly
adjust the sanctions accordingly.

I am *so* relieved!

Quoted message said:

Still, speaking as an old - and old-fashioned - grandmother, I'm
extremely embarrassed and peeved to see you frolicking about in the nude
in full public view, trollop though you might be. Put on that Dress,
stat!!!

With these hot flashes? Not on your life! Besides, I'm wearing
underwear, and the shades are closed, ya dried up ol' prude!

Damsel (just for you, Bubba)

AlleyGator wrote:

(after massive snipping)

Quoted message said:

If we can't take it, then we just need to get a thicker skin. <G>.

--

Oh, sure, that's easy for *you* to say! You're an *Alleygator* for
heaven's sakes! Of course *you* have thick skin! (Although I believe
Lubriderm can help with that...)

But seriously, since this is r.f.c...shouldn't you have written "If you
can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen"?

Lisa Ann

In article <[email hidden]>,

(Victor Sack) said:

Carol 'Damsel' Peterson said:

This is my one and only concession to the Cabal (TINC). Please see
current nick.

This is truly gratifying and I'm sure the Cabal (TINC) will slightly
adjust the sanctions accordingly.

Still, speaking as an old - and old-fashioned - grandmother, I'm
extremely embarrassed and peeved to see you frolicking about in the nude
in full public view, trollop though you might be.

You wouldn't see if you weren't looking, Sweetums.
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http://www.jamlady.eboard.com