I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it. That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on..... There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means either someone found a way to milk chickens, or some cow is sleeping with a chicken and the offspring look very strange, and would be called a "Chicken Cow". Which is it? Does anyone know where they find these strange critters? Or if that's not the case, how the heck do they milk chickens, and would someone please send a picture of the chickens udder.
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On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 23:58:40 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, 2OLD2Remember@I_forgot_my_email_address.com hit the crackpipe and declared:
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I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it. That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on..... There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means either someone found a way to milk chickens, or some cow is sleeping with a chicken and the offspring look very strange, and would be called a "Chicken Cow". Which is it? Does anyone know where they find these strange critters? Or if that's not the case, how the heck do they milk chickens, and would someone please send a picture of the chickens udder.
Dipshit.
Do you think they milk celery, and mushrooms, and broccoli?
[censored] poor trolling.
Better luck next time. -- we're all stars now, in the dope show...
I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it. That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on..... There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means either someone found a way to milk chickens, or some cow is sleeping with a chicken and the offspring look very strange, and would be called a "Chicken Cow". Which is it? Does anyone know where they find these strange critters? Or if that's not the case, how the heck do they milk chickens, and would someone please send a picture of the chickens udder.
Check what the word "of" means in a good dictionary. Do the think the bag in "bag of rice" is made of rice? No, it only contains some rice. You bought a can OF cream OF chicken meaning the can contains some cream and the cream contains some chiken. That your buing a can isn't mentioned because it's visibly obvious. For further study also look up the word "pedantic".
I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it. That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on..... There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means either someone found a way to milk chickens, or some cow is sleeping with a chicken and the offspring look very strange, and would be called a "Chicken Cow". Which is it? Does anyone know where they find these strange critters? Or if that's not the case, how the heck do they milk chickens, and would someone please send a picture of the chickens udder.
Cows and chickens living in sin surprises you? I thought everybody knew that cows were [censored] and totally into into inter-species sexual behavior.
William Faulkner had sex with cows (because you just can't make that stuff up).
2OLD2Remember clucked: I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the
can
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and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it. That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold
on.....
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There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means either someone found a way to milk chickens, or some cow is sleeping with a chicken and the offspring look very strange, and would be called a "Chicken Cow". Which is it? Does anyone know where they find these strange critters? Or if that's not the case, how the heck do they milk chickens.
Not at all strange, not when one considers the most popular chick part is the breast.
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and would someone please send a picture of the chickens udder.
If you look in the mirror you'll see the pope's nose.... not at all strange, when one considers the second most popular chick part is her ass... and you ya chickenshit bastid. is last.
I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it. That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on..... There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means either someone found a way to milk chickens, or some cow is sleeping with a chicken and the offspring look very strange, and would be called a "Chicken Cow". Which is it? Does anyone know where they find these strange critters? Or if that's not the case, how the heck do they milk chickens, and would someone please send a picture of the chickens udder.
Check what the word "of" means in a good dictionary. Do the think the bag in "bag of rice" is made of rice? No, it only contains some rice. You bought a can OF cream OF chicken meaning the can contains some cream and the cream contains some chiken. That your buing a can isn't mentioned because it's visibly obvious. For further study also look up the word "pedantic".
"Sheldon" <[email hidden]> wrote in news:[email hidden]:
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Louis Boyd pecked:
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2OLD2Remember@I_forgot_my_email_address.com said:
I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it. That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on..... There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means either someone found a way to milk chickens, or some cow is sleeping with a chicken and the offspring look very strange, and would be called a "Chicken Cow". Which is it? Does anyone know where they find these strange critters? Or if that's not the case, how the heck do they milk chickens, and would someone please send a picture of the chickens udder.
Check what the word "of" means in a good dictionary. Do the think the bag in "bag of rice" is made of rice? No, it only contains some rice. You bought a can OF cream OF chicken meaning the can contains some cream and the cream contains some chiken. That your buing a can isn't mentioned because it's visibly obvious. For further study also look up the word "pedantic".
Shut it... what would a Boyd know from fowl.
why Sheldon, welcome to misc.rural! now that you're a farmer, you might enjoy hanging out here & annoyin^^^^ educating the locals 😉
lee<apologies to rfc for the x-post> -- war is peace freedom is slavery ignorance is strength 1984-George Orwell
I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it. That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on..... There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means...
<snippage>
From the way you're carrying on, are you sure it wasn't cream of mushroom?
<so, that makes cream of celery the next big mystery of the universe for you, right?>
I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it. That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on..... There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means...
<snippage>
From the way you're carrying on, are you sure it wasn't cream of mushroom?
<so, that makes cream of celery the next big mystery of the universe for you, right?>
I saw a Cow run from some Hornets once. Would she qualify?
i saw a pregnant cow jump a 4' fence from a standing start just because i took her pasture mate through a gate & left her behind... lee -- war is peace freedom is slavery ignorance is strength 1984-George Orwell
2OLD2Remember@I_forgot_my_email_address.com wrote in news:[email hidden]:
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I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it. That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on..... There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means either someone found a way to milk chickens, or some cow is sleeping with a chicken and the offspring look very strange, and would be called a "Chicken Cow". Which is it? Does anyone know where they find these strange critters? Or if that's not the case, how the heck do they milk chickens, and would someone please send a picture of the chickens udder.
Cows and chickens living in sin surprises you? I thought everybody knew that cows were [censored] and totally into into inter-species sexual behavior.
Many a farmer would attest to that...Anonmously of course 🙂
I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it. That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on..... There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means either someone found a way to milk chickens, or some cow is sleeping with a chicken and the offspring look very strange, and would be called a "Chicken Cow". Which is it? Does anyone know where they find these strange critters? Or if that's not the case, how the heck do they milk chickens, and would someone please send a picture of the chickens udder.
Of course you can milk chickens - you just have to know where and how hard to squeeze them.
2OLD2Remember@I_forgot_my_email_address.com wrote in news:[email hidden]:
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I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it. That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on..... There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means either someone found a way to milk chickens, or some cow is sleeping with a chicken and the offspring look very strange, and would be called a "Chicken Cow". Which is it? Does anyone know where they find these strange critters? Or if that's not the case, how the heck do they milk chickens, and would someone please send a picture of the chickens udder.
Cows and chickens living in sin surprises you? I thought everybody knew that cows were [censored] and totally into into inter-species sexual behavior.
Many a farmer would attest to that...Anonmously of course 🙂
2OLD2Remember@I_forgot_my_email_address.com wrote in news:[email hidden]:
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I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it. That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on..... There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means either someone found a way to milk chickens, or some cow is sleeping with a chicken and the offspring look very strange, and would be called a "Chicken Cow". Which is it? Does anyone know where they find these strange critters? Or if that's not the case, how the heck do they milk chickens, and would someone please send a picture of the chickens udder.
Cows and chickens living in sin surprises you? I thought everybody knew that cows were [censored] and totally into into inter-species sexual behavior.
Many a farmer would attest to that...Anonmously of course 🙂
