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  1. in message <[email hidden]>, Peter B

    (') said:


    "Ambrose Nankivell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    sothach said:

    Ambrose Nankivell wrote:
    > I understand that speed limits aren't applied to bikes. How is this
    > of interest to uk.rec.cycling?

    Because motorists travelling at inappropriate speeds are killing us?

    Speedophiles posting at innappropriate frequency and agression are
    disturbing us in the online world, though.

    Speak for yourself, they're not disturbing me and anyway you don't have
    to read their posts.

    Could we please agree some code word to put in the subject line of
    speed-limit threads so that the people who aren't interested can
    killfile them?

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/
    "This young man has not the faintest idea how socialists think and does
    not begin to understand the mentality of the party he has been elected
    to lead. He is quite simply a liberal"
    -- Ken Coates MEP (Lab) of Tony Blair

  2. in message <[email hidden]>, Paul - [censored]

    (') said:

    Matt B came up with the following;:

    Quoted message said:

    Surely not another solution which is _better_ than speed cameras ;-)

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4459056.stm

    "People are too used to being scolded by warning signs telling them
    about lethal speed and driving. It's like 'tell me something new'. But
    they're not used to having their wit engaged,"

    "There's an element of fun and mischief, but underneath is the
    ambition to encourage people to re-examine how roads are used,"

    "It's this sense of entitlement that he says he wants to challenge -
    leaving a 4x4 blocking half the street is called parking but a couple
    of chairs and a magazine rack put in the same place is seen as a
    senseless provocation. "

    Maybe that's because a 4x4 can be legally parked on a road, whereas a
    few chairs and a magazine rack could be seen to be Fly-Tipping and
    illegal.

    Nope. Actually neither a 4x4 nor any other vehicle can legally be parked
    on the public highway. Parking any vehicle on any highway is obstructing
    the highway and is a crime. Next?

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

    ;; in faecibus sapiens rheum propagabit

  3. Ambrose Nankivell said:

    On reflection, though, someone installing a sofa on a road is an
    interesting thing to point out, and part of the reason that cycling
    is so great.

    http://www.cummfybanana.com/cars/car_casuallofa.htm

    --
    Alan J. Wylie http://www.wylie.me.uk/
    "Perfection [in design] is achieved not when there is nothing left to add,
    but rather when there is nothing left to take away."
    -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

  4. Danny Colyer said:
    wafflycat said:

    Seems to be a bit of *carping* going on in this thread.
    People should learn to keep a sense of *scale* and
    *propoise-tion*, otherwise they could end up *netting* more
    than they bargained for.

    There's always salmon who has to start on the puns, isn't
    there?

    A man goes in to a fishmonger with a salmon under his arm and asks "Do
    you make fish cakes?"
    The fishmonger replies "No, sorry."
    "A pity" says the man "It's his birthday tomorrow"
    --
    the.Mark

  5. Paul - censored said:

    Matt B came up with the following;:

    Quoted message said:

    Surely not another solution which is _better_ than speed cameras ;-)

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4459056.stm

    "People are too used to being scolded by warning signs telling them about
    lethal speed and driving. It's like 'tell me something new'. But they're
    not used to having their wit engaged,"

    "There's an element of fun and mischief, but underneath is the ambition to
    encourage people to re-examine how roads are used,"

    "It's this sense of entitlement that he says he wants to challenge - leaving
    a 4x4 blocking half the street is called parking but a couple of chairs and
    a magazine rack put in the same place is seen as a senseless provocation. "

    Maybe that's because a 4x4 can be legally parked on a road, whereas a few
    chairs and a magazine rack could be seen to be Fly-Tipping and illegal.

    Oh yes, never thought of that.

    The bloke in Oxford has a site. Another example for the Scrooges and
    Killjoys:-
    http://www.wormworks.com/roadwitch/pages/stopforsanta.htm

  6. Simon Brooke came up with the following;:

    Quoted message said:

    in message <[email hidden]>, Paul - [censored]

    (') said:

    Matt B came up with the following;:

    Quoted message said:

    Surely not another solution which is _better_ than speed cameras ;-)

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4459056.stm

    "People are too used to being scolded by warning signs telling them
    about lethal speed and driving. It's like 'tell me something new'. But
    they're not used to having their wit engaged,"

    "There's an element of fun and mischief, but underneath is the
    ambition to encourage people to re-examine how roads are used,"

    "It's this sense of entitlement that he says he wants to challenge -
    leaving a 4x4 blocking half the street is called parking but a couple
    of chairs and a magazine rack put in the same place is seen as a
    senseless provocation. "

    Maybe that's because a 4x4 can be legally parked on a road, whereas a
    few chairs and a magazine rack could be seen to be Fly-Tipping and
    illegal.

    Nope. Actually neither a 4x4 nor any other vehicle can legally be parked
    on the public highway. Parking any vehicle on any highway is obstructing
    the highway and is a crime. Next?

    Bzzzt wrong ...

    http://www.highwaycode.gov.uk/22.htm#213

    While it stresses a preference for off-street parking, which I agree with,
    it does NOT say that parking on the road is an offence. If it were an
    offence, the HC wouldn't, presumably, give suggestions and directions on how
    and where to park on the road.

    Unless you can prove otherwise.

    --
    Paul ...
    (8(|) Homer Rules ..... Doh !!!

  7. Simon Brooke came up with the following;:

    Quoted message said:

    in message <[email hidden]>, Peter B

    (') said:


    "Ambrose Nankivell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    sothach wrote:
    > Ambrose Nankivell wrote:
    >> I understand that speed limits aren't applied to bikes. How is this
    >> of interest to uk.rec.cycling?
    >
    > Because motorists travelling at inappropriate speeds are killing us?

    Speedophiles posting at innappropriate frequency and agression are
    disturbing us in the online world, though.

    Speak for yourself, they're not disturbing me and anyway you don't have
    to read their posts.

    Could we please agree some code word to put in the subject line of
    speed-limit threads so that the people who aren't interested can
    killfile them?

    Wasn't a subject line with the words 'speed limit' in it enough to give you
    a clue?

    --
    Paul ...
    (8(|) Homer Rules ..... Doh !!!

  8. wafflycat said:


    Oh I've never haddock-nuff of bad puns ;-)

    Could you put that in whiting, I'm a bit hard of herring ;-)

    --
    Tony

    "The best way I know of to win an argument is to start by being in the
    right."
    - Lord Hailsham

  9. Tony Raven said:
    wafflycat said:


    Oh I've never haddock-nuff of bad puns ;-)

    Could you put that in whiting, I'm a bit hard of herring ;-)

    Arggh, someone lays a bait for their chum and you swallow it hook, line
    and sinker. Time to get out on teh bike, I'm feeling a bit chubby.
    Better watch the ice - don't want to fall eel this close to christmas.
    (Floundering for a few more puns here, better stop before you all get
    too crabby).

    ...d

  10. David Martin said:


    Tony Raven said:
    wafflycat said:


    Oh I've never haddock-nuff of bad puns ;-)


    Could you put that in whiting, I'm a bit hard of herring ;-)

    Arggh, someone lays a bait for their chum and you swallow it hook, line
    and sinker. Time to get out on teh bike, I'm feeling a bit chubby. Better
    watch the ice -


    Get your skates on then.

  11. "John Hearns" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    David Martin said:


    Tony Raven said:

    wafflycat wrote:
    >
    > Oh I've never haddock-nuff of bad puns ;-)
    >
    >
    Could you put that in whiting, I'm a bit hard of herring ;-)

    Arggh, someone lays a bait for their chum and you swallow it hook, line
    and sinker. Time to get out on teh bike, I'm feeling a bit chubby. Better
    watch the ice -


    Get your skates on then.

    Do I see a ray of light that this thread is coming to an end. Shall we do a
    dance of celebration? Shall we conger?

    Cheers, helen s

  12. wafflycat said:

    Do I see a ray of light that this thread is coming to an end.

    Thats no ray, it's a sun-bream..

    Quoted message said:

    Shall we do a
    dance of celebration? Shall we conger?

    That's sounding a bit off-quay. Do you need a piano tuna?

    ...d

  13. On 23 Nov 2005 02:49:25 -0800,

    David Martin said:


    wafflycat said:

    Do I see a ray of light that this thread is coming to an end.

    Thats no ray, it's a sun-bream..

    Some dace you lot make me feel eel with all these puns. Ruddy hell,
    I mean they are not brill or anything are they?

    --
    Andy Leighton => [email hidden]
    "The Lord is my shepherd, but we still lost the sheep dog trials"
    - Robert Rankin, _They Came And Ate Us_

  14. On 23 Nov 2005 02:49:25 -0800,

    David Martin said:


    wafflycat said:

    Do I see a ray of light that this thread is coming to an end.

    Thats no ray, it's a sun-bream..

    Some dace you lot make me feel eel with all these puns. Ruddy hell,
    I mean they are not brill or anything are they?

    --
    Andy Leighton => [email hidden]
    "The Lord is my shepherd, but we still lost the sheep dog trials"
    - Robert Rankin, _They Came And Ate Us_

  15. in message <[email hidden]>, Paul - [censored]

    (') said:

    Simon Brooke came up with the following;:

    Quoted message said:

    in message <[email hidden]>, Paul - [censored]

    (') said:

    Matt B came up with the following;:
    > Surely not another solution which is _better_ than speed cameras ;-)
    >
    > http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4459056.stm
    >
    > "People are too used to being scolded by warning signs telling them
    > about lethal speed and driving. It's like 'tell me something new'.
    > But they're not used to having their wit engaged,"
    >
    > "There's an element of fun and mischief, but underneath is the
    > ambition to encourage people to re-examine how roads are used,"

    "It's this sense of entitlement that he says he wants to challenge -
    leaving a 4x4 blocking half the street is called parking but a couple
    of chairs and a magazine rack put in the same place is seen as a
    senseless provocation. "

    Maybe that's because a 4x4 can be legally parked on a road, whereas a
    few chairs and a magazine rack could be seen to be Fly-Tipping and
    illegal.

    Nope. Actually neither a 4x4 nor any other vehicle can legally be
    parked on the public highway. Parking any vehicle on any highway is
    obstructing the highway and is a crime. Next?

    Bzzzt wrong ...

    http://www.highwaycode.gov.uk/22.htm#213

    While it stresses a preference for off-street parking, which I agree
    with,
    it does NOT say that parking on the road is an offence. If it were an
    offence, the HC wouldn't, presumably, give suggestions and directions
    on how and where to park on the road.

    The highway code is not the legislation. The Highways Act itself makes it
    an offence to leave /anything/ - no exceptions at all, unless
    specifically and individually permitted by the relevant local authority,
    signed and coned - on the highway.

    Any parking on the public road is /always/ illegal.

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

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    ;; 99% of users are using the 1% of browsers that can...
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  16. Andy Leighton said:

    I mean they are not brill or anything are they?

    Quite, they're complete pollacks.

  17. Simon Brooke said:

    Any parking on the public road is /always/ illegal.

    Does that mean we can get local authorities who introduce Residents' Parking
    Schemes done for conspiracy?

    --
    Dave Larrington - <http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/>
    We had that Maurits C. Escher in to do some building work once. I
    haven't been able to leave the house since.

  18. Dave Larrington said:
    Simon Brooke said:

    Any parking on the public road is /always/ illegal.

    Does that mean we can get local authorities who introduce Residents' Parking
    Schemes done for conspiracy?

    No. Such bays are not then the highway. This raises interesting points
    where the highway in question is over land not owned by the public but
    by the property owners either side. This is acquired for use as a
    highway, ie passing and repassing. Parking on this land would not fall
    under the 'passing and repassing' so could be construed as trespass. It
    would also not be permissible for the LA to designate that property for
    any other purpose. So technically, if the ground belongs to you, and
    the LA allow parking, you may have a case for reclaiming that portion
    of the road for your own purpose... Time for a sofa in the road?

    ...d

  19. David Martin said:
    Dave Larrington said:
    Simon Brooke said:

    Any parking on the public road is /always/ illegal.

    Does that mean we can get local authorities who introduce Residents'
    Parking Schemes done for conspiracy?

    No. Such bays are not then the highway. This raises interesting points
    where the highway in question is over land not owned by the public but
    by the property owners either side. This is acquired for use as a
    highway, ie passing and repassing. Parking on this land would not fall
    under the 'passing and repassing' so could be construed as trespass.
    It would also not be permissible for the LA to designate that
    property for any other purpose. So technically, if the ground belongs
    to you, and the LA allow parking, you may have a case for reclaiming
    that portion of the road for your own purpose... Time for a sofa in
    the road?

    Round my way the Residents' Parking wossnames aren't in any kind of bays,
    though, it's just at the kerbside. The only thing that marks out the areas
    where a parking permit is required are the signs saying that a permit is
    required. During the day, when they are usually not full of parked cars,
    they are otherwise indistinguishable from any other "normal" road.

    --
    Dave Larrington - <http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/>
    They came for Eamonn Holmes; I think I'm right in saying that I
    applauded.

  20. Dave Larrington said:

    Round my way the Residents' Parking wossnames aren't in any kind of bays,
    though, it's just at the kerbside. The only thing that marks out the areas
    where a parking permit is required are the signs saying that a permit is
    required. During the day, when they are usually not full of parked cars,
    they are otherwise indistinguishable from any other "normal" road.

    The road is probably in public ownership or someone has managed to keep
    a lid on the can of worms.

    ...d

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