Was at my LBS this morning, waiting for a new cluster to be put on my bike, anyway noticed 2 obviously sponsored cyclists decked in the bike shop clothes, staying noticeably away from each other.
One of them grabs his bike and starts to head out passing the other cyclist standing there watching a Tour De France video, the conversation as I heard it;
Cyclist 1; "Hey <insert any name here>, hows it going *pats him on shoulder* ?"
Cyclist 2; "Don't touch me and just don't fcuking talk to me ok."
Cyclist 1; Pauses and continues to walk past, then stops.
Cyclist 1; "Whats wrong with you, are you pi**ed off because I draughted you and then passed you to win **** race"
Cyclist 2; "Deafening silence"
Cyclist 1; "Mounts bike and heads out of shop"
*laugh* had to wait for real laughter until I got out of the shop though, I think he might have gone me if I started laughing in the shop.