My trip to Nashville to ride Lock-4 fell through yesterday, as did a trip to B'Ham to ride Oak Mt.. today, I did get a few miles of single track in at stanky creek this afternoon ( It's like a little taste of FOMBA right here in TN but not nearly enough miles)
I've nothing left to do but join a bunch of local roadies on a group night ride leaving the LBS @ 6:30.
Guess I gotta go shave my legs and get ready. Is a shaved scrotum _mandatory_ for a GRS night ride? My razor is a bit dull and I's skeer'd of knick'n the boys.
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Guess I gotta go shave my legs and get ready. Is a shaved scrotum _mandatory_ for a GRS night ride? My razor is a bit dull and I's skeer'd of knick'n the boys.
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My trip to Nashville to ride Lock-4 fell through yesterday, as did a trip to B'Ham to ride Oak Mt.. today, I did get a few miles of single track in at stanky creek this afternoon ( It's like a little taste of FOMBA right here in TN but not nearly enough miles)
I've nothing left to do but join a bunch of local roadies on a group night ride leaving the LBS @ 6:30.
Guess I gotta go shave my legs and get ready. Is a shaved scrotum _mandatory_ for a GRS night ride? My razor is a bit dull and I's skeer'd of knick'n the boys.
My trip to Nashville to ride Lock-4 fell through yesterday, as did a trip to B'Ham to ride Oak Mt.. today, I did get a few miles of single track in at stanky creek this afternoon ( It's like a little taste of FOMBA right here in TN but not nearly enough miles)
I've nothing left to do but join a bunch of local roadies on a group night ride leaving the LBS @ 6:30.
Guess I gotta go shave my legs and get ready. Is a shaved scrotum _mandatory_ for a GRS night ride? My razor is a bit dull and I's skeer'd of knick'n the boys.
Don't worry a bit. One of the paceline boys will be glad to perform the labor. Be careful though, they'll eventually catch on to the fact that you're suffering from premature queerloss. (Anybody else see that hilarious commercial on SNL?)
Don't worry a bit. One of the paceline boys will be glad to perform the labor. Be careful though, they'll eventually catch on to the fact that you're suffering from premature queerloss.
Well I'm happy to report I survived the pace line just fine. I found myself spinning out on occasion but running a mountain triple up front, that was to be expected. Plus, folks was moooching off my lights (nice to have a 25 Watt flood and 25 Watt spot on the bars eh ?-) Aye, the Beer'Cross and the rider held it's own, and I think Mark may get a few new customers, they all thought the bottle opener idea was "slick as all get-out".
WRT the shaving bit, I started at the ankles and started working up and well, I got a bit carried away, the results are.. ummmm...... well, you decide for yourself : shavings.netshaved.jpgOpen ↗
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Don't worry a bit. One of the paceline boys will be glad to perform the labor. Be careful though, they'll eventually catch on to the fact that you're suffering from premature queerloss. (Anybody else see that hilarious commercial on SNL?)
Gaystrogen replacement therapy? I think I might already be suffering from queerloss!
WRT the shaving bit, I started at the ankles and started working up and well, I got a bit carried away, the results are.. ummmm...... well, you decide for yourself : shavings.netshaved.jpgOpen ↗
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My trip to Nashville to ride Lock-4 fell through yesterday, as did a trip to B'Ham to ride Oak Mt.. today, I did get a few miles of single track in at stanky creek this afternoon ( It's like a little taste of FOMBA right here in TN but not nearly enough miles)
I've nothing left to do but join a bunch of local roadies on a group night ride leaving the LBS @ 6:30.
You really are falling to the evel of gutter scum John - a GRS and a 'pig'! ',;~}~
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Guess I gotta go shave my legs and get ready. Is a shaved scrotum _mandatory_ for a GRS night ride? My razor is a bit dull and I's skeer'd of knick'n the boys.
King Arthur Tools *'Sir Lancelot' - shaving tool of real men (Finish up with orbital sander).
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Heheheheh - no shlt! You ever used one? (I ain't yet).
Got one in the basement - great for tree stump removal (small trees) and "persuading" wood to the right shapes... You can tell I'm more
"wood-butcher"
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than "carpenter"
Yeah, heard they were 'effective'. They are supposedly excellent for rough sculpting.
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Shaun aRe - (It was John told me about those BTW).
I wish that surprised me. I thought better of John's talents. ;-P
It was in answer to a specific question - I was after a tool for rapid removal of wood bulk/rough shaping (to hollow a 'bowl' shape in one end of a log and shape the outside, to make a djembe (African drum) The methods I used in the end were far more laborious).
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My trip to Nashville to ride Lock-4 fell through yesterday, as did a trip to B'Ham to ride Oak Mt.. today, I did get a few miles of single track in at stanky creek this afternoon ( It's like a little taste of FOMBA right here in TN but not nearly enough miles)
I've nothing left to do but join a bunch of local roadies on a group night ride leaving the LBS @ 6:30.
Guess I gotta go shave my legs and get ready. Is a shaved scrotum _mandatory_ for a GRS night ride? My razor is a bit dull and I's skeer'd of knick'n the boys.
Not mandatory, but quite invigorating. I suggest you try it sometime.
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WRT the shaving bit, I started at the ankles and started working up and well, I got a bit carried away, the results are.. ummmm...... well, you decide for yourself :
