The Thread about Nothing....

I love it

today's trivia:

Dry ice: amazing!

A mate is trying out Lite and Easy, so he had the food dropped at my joint coz I'm home during the day, and he works long hours (we weren't sure if the food would stay cold all day in the foam container).

So, I eventually woke up, got the food and put it in my freezer. I noticed that the air inside the foam box was still really farkin cold so, naturally, I put a thermometer in there, right next to the dry ice packet. :-)

I go back a bit later to see that temperature is farkin -10C!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that was hours after it was dropped at my front door!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by 531Aussie
Dry ice: amazing!

Fun with dry ice:

1) Put it in your sink and run hot water - instant fog

2) Put a piece in a small test tube that has a lid and seal it tightly (a film canister, if you remember what that is, is good for this). Put it under a colleague's chair and wait for it to explode. A German guy I worked with in Amurika used to do this all the time. Most annoying [censored] ever. He worked up to making bottle rockets with it and half buried them in the gardens outside our window - the things would go about 50 meters high when they took off. Watch out kids, you could put your eye out with that.

3) Jack off into a test tube. Put a cork in it. Freeze it with the dry ice.
4) ?
5) Little OzMen!

Random Facebook message

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I might take up a new hobby of reverse [censored] with these [censored]..... eg, Reply saying I'm in. They'll just need to forward $500USD into account x to get the ball rolling.

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Originally Posted by gplama
I might take up a new hobby of reverse [censored] with these [censored]..... eg, Reply saying I'm in. They'll just need to forward $500USD into account x to get the ball rolling.

I once tried to negotiate with a Nigerian so that I'd get more of the loot, but he wouldn't budge from a 50:50 share. They drive a hard bargain!

I love how they need an "honest foreigner" but if you were to really take part in such a deal, you are clearly not honest.

My latest spam is nicer.....

وكبرى الجامعات العالمية بين يديك - تعليم عن بعد

معاً لنهضة أمتنا العربية
منحة دراسية دبلومات تهمك
(حسب الشروط)

* دبلوم التنمية البشرية
* دبلوم الإرشاد الأسري
* دبلوم الإرشاد التربوي
*

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no joy rides. lols.

juicy:
This is probably old news, but there's a saucy rumour on Big Footy about why Megan Gale and Andy Lee split up.
It goes thusso: Lee proposed to her, so she decided to come clean about an affair she had with a footy player or a coach, so he told her to fark orf.
Sure enough, not long after, she was "officially" banging that Shaun Hampson

hee hee.

I might try this to make my steering more responsive :-)

http://muskegon.craigslist.org/bik/4381472398.html

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Who needs front teeth anyway?

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Originally Posted by 531Aussie
hee hee.

I might try this to make my steering more responsive :-)

http://muskegon.craigslist.org/bik/4381472398.html

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steve said:

I forgot cheap bikes come with a stand :big-smile: Â

Like lingerie - the more you pay, the less you get.

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Good image for BMW and their Brand Development Manager?

ha

I'm not touching that [censored]. That cnut is on his own.

LamaPR

There is just so much that is awesome about this video.