In memory of

I wonder if Campy Bob and Cycling Tom are actually the same person? or perhaps friends in real life who share beers together and think of things to put on this forum so they can have their comical song and dance routine?

CAMPYBOB said:

600...800...300!!! LMFAO!

You're not making even 300 Watts. Not for an hour. Not for 20 minutes!

"Corrected"! You [censored] lying sack of [censored]! You defended that 600 number over and over and over. Even going so far as to say the average master could make 800 Watts for an hour!

You dumb [censored]! You have no clue what any of those figures mean.

Go eat your [censored] sandwich, moron.

You lost the only thing a man has in life: his reputation.

All you have now is the title of the Worst Liar On The Web.

Don't you have some hubcaps to steal?

Don't you have a Chicago manufacturer of carbon fiber bikes to find? LMFAO! Lordy! You're so damned stupid you can't spot a Chicom open mold frame from a mile away!

That's one more brilliant move you've made, dumbass.

Froze said:

I wonder if Campy Bob and Cycling Tom are actually the same person?

Now THAT's hitting below the belt, Froze! LOL!

Actually, I was thinking tommy and alf are the same sock puppet.

CAMPYBOB said:

Now THAT's hitting below the belt, Froze! LOL!

Actually, I was thinking tommy and alf are the same sock puppet.

And I'm thinking that the only people I've ever seen react like you is the Alpha homosexuals who didn't like to be told that they have HIV. Exactly what is going on in your mind? You're too stupid to understand what alf was saying and we have your continuous soliloquy regarding some sort of personal fears you have. Do you think that you are going to be displaced on this group as the local expert for whom no one dares to criticize?

Criticize? No one cares.

Be a complete moron and go on about some moron Q-factor that can NOT be changed, have no idea how an UltrTorque crankset even assembles, be clueless as to what actually stops the infamous Ultratorque Click and completely go off into left field and ignore the advice of THREE experienced users that all came up with the same fix independently...a sign of insanity.

Be a complete moron liar and repeatedly claim you make 600 Watts and the average vet can produce EIGHT HUNDRED Watts?!?!?! The sign of a pathetic, fat liar.

Criticize away, liar.

CAMPYBOB said:

Criticize? No one cares.

Be a complete moron and go on about some moron Q-factor that can NOT be changed, have no idea how an UltrTorque crankset even assembles, be clueless as to what actually stops the infamous Ultratorque Click and completely go off into left field and ignore the advice of THREE experienced users that all came up with the same fix independently...a sign of insanity.

Be a complete moron liar and repeatedly claim you make 600 Watts and the average vet can produce EIGHT HUNDRED Watts?!?!?! The sign of a pathetic, fat liar.

Criticize away, liar.

Funny how I have an Ultra Torque crankset on my Colnago and I didn't have any trouble understanding Alf. Seems like you're the one that not only doesn't understand him but hasn't any problems at all with lying about what he said.

CAMPYBOB said:

600...800...300!!! LMFAO!

You're not making even 300 Watts. Not for an hour. Not for 20 minutes!

"Corrected"! You [censored] lying sack of [censored]! You defended that 600 number over and over and over. Even going so far as to say the average master could make 800 Watts for an hour!

You dumb [censored]! You have no clue what any of those figures mean.

Go eat your [censored] sandwich, moron.

You lost the only thing a man has in life: his reputation.

All you have now is the title of the Worst Liar On The Web.

I suppose you see the only thing a man has in his life as a reputation because your's is founded on finishing 2nd and a 3 man race.

Keep lying, moron. You NEVER, EVER made 600 Watts.

Not for the hour that you claimed and repeatedly claimed.

Not for 20 minutes.

Not for 10 minutes.

Not for 5 minutes.

Not even for ONE stinking minute of your miserable, lying life.

And yet here you are.

STILL defending your lying ass.

With EVERY post you make you reinforce the fact that you lied to a man that came to the board seeking advice. You lied to everyone that read that thread. More importantly, you lied to yourself over and over after being exposed as a fake.

Man up, [censored] and apologize for your lying.

Well, maybe you were beaten by the Pork Chop Eating Champion on a bike but you have him beat all to hell in cutting and pasting. That is surely your strong suit. Perhaps you should take that up since civility isn't.

I'm never 'civil' to liars, cheats and frauds.

The only thing you've earned is scorn.

You willingly threw away the only thing of value a man has in life. His reputation. By lying. And refusing to apologize for your repeated lies.

You're a moron.

So, keep lying, moron. You NEVER, EVER made 600 Watts.

Not for the hour that you claimed and then repeatedly claimed.

Not for 20 minutes.

Not for 10 minutes.

Not for 5 minutes.

Not even for ONE stinking minute of your miserable, lying life.

And yet here you are.

STILL defending your lying ass.

With EVERY post you make you reinforce the fact that you lied to a man that came to the board seeking advice. You lied to everyone that read that thread. More importantly, you lied to yourself over and over after being exposed as a fake.

Man up, [censored] and apologize for your lying.

Still waiting for you to tell us the difference between a track bike and a fixie. Man up little boy.

Keep waiting [censored].

You are a liar. You NEVER, EVER made 600 Watts.

Not for the hour that you claimed and then repeatedly claimed.

Not for 20 minutes.

Not for 10 minutes.

Not for 5 minutes.

Not even for ONE stinking minute of your miserable, lying life.

And yet here you are.

STILL defending your lying ass.

With EVERY post you make you reinforce the fact that you lied to a man that came to the board seeking advice. You lied to everyone that read that thread. More importantly, you lied to yourself over and over after being exposed as a fake.

Man up, [censored] and apologize for your lying.

Still waiting for you to tell us the difference between a track bike and a fixie. Man up little boy.

Keep waiting [censored].

You are a liar. You NEVER, EVER made 600 Watts.

Not for the hour that you claimed and then repeatedly claimed.

Not for 20 minutes.

Not for 10 minutes.

Not for 5 minutes.

Not even for ONE stinking minute of your miserable, lying life.

And yet here you are.

STILL defending your lying ass.

With EVERY post you make you reinforce the fact that you lied to a man that came to the board seeking advice. You lied to everyone that read that thread. More importantly, you lied to yourself over and over after being exposed as a fake.

Man up, [censored] and apologize for your lying.

Still waiting for you to tell us the difference between a track bike and a fixie. Man up little boy.

Mistake? No. It wasn't a "mistake". It was a blatant lie and one that you repeated over and over. Then you tried to claim the average vet rider could make 800 Watts! LMFAO!

You had every chance to correct your "mistake" and yet you did NOT! You continued to argue, like the dumb [censored] that you are, that you made 600 Watts. For an entire HOUR!

Instead of admitting that you lied and had no idea how little power you actually make you continued to lie like the little [censored] that you are.

C'mon little [censored]. Let's see that power file that proves you can make 300 Watts for an hour! LMAO! Hell, post up your data file that proves your fat [censored] ass can make 300 Watts for 20 minutes!

Keep lying, moron. You NEVER, EVER made 600 Watts.

Not for the hour that you claimed and then repeatedly claimed.

Not for 20 minutes.

Not for 10 minutes.

Not for 5 minutes.

Not even for ONE stinking minute of your miserable, lying life.

And yet here you are.

STILL defending your lying ass.

With EVERY post you make you reinforce the fact that you lied to a man that came to the board seeking advice. You lied to everyone that read that thread. More importantly, you lied to yourself over and over after being exposed as a fake.

Man up, [censored] and apologize for your lying.

A Cat2 friend turned in this performance over the weekend:

I had a goal 260w NP, 148-155HR.
My actual numbers 247NP / 264(max 20min) 151 Ave HR.

He's 30, lean, efficient, train by the numbers power guy. Not some old [censored] yard wide fat ass like you, tommy.

And yet YOU claim to exceed his numbers!!! LMFAO!

This idiocy of yours has long passed the point of insanity on your part! It's so far out of the realm of reality that I can't stop laughing at how dumb you really are about cycling, training and power. That thump on the noggin must have really fried you!

You claimed almost triple his stats! And you the lie some more by claiming it was a "mistake"!!! LMAO! One hellova "mistake" for a guy that invented everything but the light bub and lived by numbers! Huh?!?!

Than you claimed the average Joe vet could do EIGHT HUNDRED WATTS! For an hour!!!! LMFAO!

Nope, dumbass. That was no "mistake". That was YOU lying your ass off repeatedly.

Mistake? Nope. It wasn't a "mistake". It was a blatant lie and one that you repeated over and over. Then you tried to claim the average vet rider could make 800 Watts! LMFAO!

You had every chance to correct your "mistake" and yet you did NOT! You continued to argue, like the dumb [censored] that you are, that you made 600 Watts. For an entire HOUR!

Instead of admitting that you lied and had no idea how little power you actually make you continued to lie like the little [censored] that you are.

C'mon little [censored]. Let's see that power file that proves you can make 300 Watts for an hour! LMAO! Hell, post up your data file that proves your fat [censored] ass can make 300 Watts for 20 minutes!

Keep lying, moron. You NEVER, EVER made 600 Watts.

Not for the hour that you claimed and then repeatedly claimed.

Not for 20 minutes.

Not for 10 minutes.

Not for 5 minutes.

Not even for ONE stinking minute of your miserable, lying life.

And yet here you are.

STILL defending your lying ass.

With EVERY post you make you reinforce the fact that you lied to a man that came to the board seeking advice. You lied to everyone that read that thread. More importantly, you lied to yourself over and over after being exposed as a fake.

Man up, [censored] and apologize for your lying.

You still haven't told us the difference between a fixie and a track bike. Is that too difficult for you after your claim that they were different? I suppose that we could imagine that you meant "single speed" but that picture of your bike plainly showed and old piece of fixie junk.

Tell us - did you mis-speak? Did you actually mean that there is a difference between a single speed and a track bike?

A Cat2 friend turned in this performance over the weekend:

I had a goal 260w NP, 148-155HR.
My actual numbers 247NP / 264(max 20min) 151 Ave HR.

He's 30, lean, efficient, train by the numbers power guy. Not some old [censored] yard wide fat ass like you, tommy.

And yet YOU claim to exceed his numbers!!! LMFAO!

This idiocy of yours has long passed the point of insanity on your part! It's so far out of the realm of reality that I can't stop laughing at how dumb you really are about cycling, training and power. That thump on the noggin must have really fried you!

You claimed almost triple his stats! And you the lie some more by claiming it was a "mistake"!!! LMAO! One hellova "mistake" for a guy that invented everything but the light bub and lived by numbers! Huh?!?!

Than you claimed the average Joe vet could do EIGHT HUNDRED WATTS! For an hour!!!! LMFAO!

Nope, dumbass. That was no "mistake". That was YOU lying your ass off repeatedly.

Mistake? Nope. It wasn't a "mistake". It was a blatant lie and one that you repeated over and over. Then you tried to claim the average vet rider could make 800 Watts! LMFAO!

You had every chance to correct your "mistake" and yet you did NOT! You continued to argue, like the dumb [censored] that you are, that you made 600 Watts. For an entire HOUR!

Instead of admitting that you lied and had no idea how little power you actually make you continued to lie like the little [censored] that you are.

C'mon little [censored]. Let's see that power file that proves you can make 300 Watts for an hour! LMAO! Hell, post up your data file that proves your fat [censored] ass can make 300 Watts for 20 minutes!

Keep lying, moron. You NEVER, EVER made 600 Watts.

Not for the hour that you claimed and then repeatedly claimed.

Not for 20 minutes.

Not for 10 minutes.

Not for 5 minutes.

Not even for ONE stinking minute of your miserable, lying life.

And yet here you are.

STILL defending your lying ass.

With EVERY post you make you reinforce the fact that you lied to a man that came to the board seeking advice. You lied to everyone that read that thread. More importantly, you lied to yourself over and over after being exposed as a fake.

Man up, [censored] and apologize for your lying.